<https://xkcd.com/2962/>

--bks

Bradley K. Sherman wrote:
> <https://xkcd.com/2962/>
>
> --bks
>

Fake news! Fake news!

https://x.com/findareaction/status/1588718308060168193
Kamala Harris: "I love Venn Diagrams. *laughs* I really do. I love
Venn diagrams. It's just something about those three circles, the
analysis about where there's the intersection, right?... I see
people... you agree with me right? Okay so I asked my team... I
brought props"

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Bradley K. Sherman wrote:
> <https://xkcd.com/2962/>
>
> --bks

Harris is NOT eligible, and Randall Munroe is a faggot.

Anonymous wrote:
> Bradley K. Sherman wrote:
>> <https://xkcd.com/2962/>
>
> Harris is NOT eligible, and Randall Munroe is a faggot.

How is Harris NOT eligble?

Bradley K. Sherman wrote:
> <https://xkcd.com/2962/>

https://explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2962:_President_Venn_Diagram

On 7/22/24 11:11 PM, Anonymous wrote:
> Bradley K. Sherman wrote:
>> <https://xkcd.com/2962/>
>>
>>      --bks
>
> Harris is NOT eligible, and Randall Munroe is a faggot.

The Fix is in ... K will be "eligible" for anything
and any questions afterwards will be disappeared.

26yh.0712 wrote:
> On 7/22/24 11:11 PM, Anonymous wrote:
>> Bradley K. Sherman wrote:
>>> <https://xkcd.com/2962/>
>>>
>>>      --bks
>>
>> Harris is NOT eligible, and Randall Munroe is a faggot.
>
>   The Fix is in ... K will be "eligible" for anything

How is she not eligible?

>   and any questions afterwards will be disappeared.

On 7/23/24 12:33 AM, Gronk wrote:
> 26yh.0712 wrote:
>> On 7/22/24 11:11 PM, Anonymous wrote:
>>> Bradley K. Sherman wrote:
>>>> <https://xkcd.com/2962/>
>>>>
>>>>      --bks
>>>
>>> Harris is NOT eligible, and Randall Munroe is a faggot.
>>
>>    The Fix is in ... K will be "eligible" for anything
>
> How is she not eligible?

Ummmm ... just said she WAS - it's All Taken Care Of.

Apparently they don't grade on "reading comprehension"
anymore .....

On Mon, 22 Jul 2024 22:27:42 -0600, Gronk <invalide@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>Anonymous wrote:
>> Bradley K. Sherman wrote:
>>> <https://xkcd.com/2962/>
>>
>> Harris is NOT eligible, and Randall Munroe is a faggot.
>
>How is Harris NOT eligble?

Because Anonymous doesn't want a sand nigger cunt for President?

Swill

On 7/22/2024 9:29 PM, 26yh.0712 wrote:
> On 7/22/24 11:11 PM, Anonymous wrote:
>> Bradley K. Sherman wrote:
>>> <https://xkcd.com/2962/>
>>>
>>>      --bks
>>
>> Harris is NOT eligible, and Randall Munroe is a faggot.
>
>   The Fix is in

There's no fix.

> K will be "eligible" for anything
>   and any questions afterwards will be disappeared.

She is eligible, full stop, you Putin-and-Xi dick sucker. This is settled law.

On 7/22/2024 8:11 PM, Anony-Mouse, squat-to-piss Nazi faggot, lied:
> Bradley K. Sherman wrote:
>> <https://xkcd.com/2962/>
>>
>>      --bks
>
> Harris is NOT eligible

Harris *is* eligible, you squat-to-piss Nazi faggot whom I am going to feed into
a chipper-shredder.

>
>How is Harris NOT eligble?
>

Long form birth certificate is missing, same as Trump's.

Both are inelligible because they can't prove they're Americans.

Trump must have been a DEI hire anyway. Nobody that stupid could possibly be
successful in the job.

Jonathan David Ball wrote:
> On 7/22/2024 8:11 PM, Anony-Mouse, squat-to-piss Nazi faggot, lied:
>> Bradley K. Sherman wrote:
>>> <https://xkcd.com/2962/>
>>>
>>>      --bks
>>
>> Harris is NOT eligible
>
> Harris *is* eligible,

No she's not. Both her parents were non-citizens at the time she was
shat out. She's NOT a natural born citizen, Jonathan David Ball.

> you squat-to-piss Nazi faggot whom I am going to feed into
> a chipper-shredder.

Threat noted and AR-15 loaded, Jonathan David Ball.

On 7/22/2024 9:27 PM, Gronk wrote:
> Anonymous wrote:
>> Bradley K. Sherman wrote:
>>> <https://xkcd.com/2962/>
>>
>> Harris is NOT eligible, and Randall Munroe is a faggot.
>
> How is Harris NOT eligble?

It has to do with argument about the meaning of "natural born citizen."
Right-wingnut extremists (shitbag Nazis, one and all) claim that a natural born
citizen is *only* someone who is born in the US to two citizen parents (either
natural-born themselves or naturalized). One or both of Harris's parents were
not yet citizens when she was born, so the right-wingnut extremists (shitbag
Nazis, one and all) claim she is not a natural born citizen and thus ineligible
to be president.

Despite "natural born citizen" being *mentioned* in the Constitution, in the
statement of eligibility for the office of president, there is no *definition*
of the term in the Constitution or in any other foundational documents. So as in
so many things, it gets back to what was the *understood meaning* of the term at
the time of the constitutional convention. And the simple fact is, *nobody
knows*. There are no writings by Madison or Jefferson or (James) Wilson or Adams
or (Gouverneur) Morris, or any other leading lights of the convention, that say
"natural born citizen means 'X'." So what we're left with is a legal
understanding that a natural born citizen is *any* person who is a citizen at
birth. This might be by birth in the United States, *or* birth abroad to U.S.
citizen parents who are eligible to transmit their nationality and citizenship
(not all U.S. citizen parents *are* eligible to transmit nationality/citizenship
to their children born abroad).

Rest assured: under the current prevailing interpretation of U.S. citizenship
law, Kamala Harris most assuredly *is* a natural born citizen, and is eligible
to the presidency. Any legal efforts to get her declare ineligible will fail,
100% guaranteed.

On 7/23/2024 8:33 PM, J Carlson wrote:
> On 7/22/2024 9:27 PM, Gronk wrote:
>> Anonymous wrote:
>>> Bradley K. Sherman wrote:
>>>> <https://xkcd.com/2962/>
>>>
>>> Harris is NOT eligible, and Randall Munroe is a faggot.
>>
>> How is Harris NOT eligble?
>
> It has to do with argument about the meaning of "natural born citizen."
> Right-wingnut extremists (shitbag Nazis, one and all) claim that a natural born
> citizen is *only* someone who is born in the US to two citizen parents (either
> natural-born themselves or naturalized). One or both of Harris's parents were
> not yet citizens when she was born, so the right-wingnut extremists (shitbag
> Nazis, one and all) claim she is not a natural born citizen and thus ineligible
> to be president.
>
> Despite "natural born citizen" being *mentioned* in the Constitution, in the
> statement of eligibility for the office of president, there is no *definition*
> of the term in the Constitution or in any other foundational documents. So as in
> so many things, it gets back to what was the *understood meaning* of the term at
> the time of the constitutional convention. And the simple fact is, *nobody
> knows*. There are no writings by Madison or Jefferson or (James) Wilson or Adams
> or (Gouverneur) Morris, or any other leading lights of the convention, that say
> "natural born citizen means 'X'." So what we're left with is a legal
> understanding that a natural born citizen is *any* person who is a citizen at
> birth. This might be by birth in the United States, *or* birth abroad to U.S.
> citizen parents who are eligible to transmit their nationality and citizenship
> (not all U.S. citizen parents *are* eligible to transmit nationality/citizenship
> to their children born abroad).
>
> Rest assured: under the current prevailing interpretation of U.S. citizenship
> law, Kamala Harris most assuredly *is* a natural born citizen, and is eligible
> to the presidency. Any legal efforts to get her declare ineligible will fail,
> 100% guaranteed.

Oh, and I forgot to mention: Anony-Mouse, the squat-to-piss cocksucking faggot
who said that Harris is not eligible, is on the cull list. His time left living
is *extremely* short.

J Carlson wrote:
> On 7/22/2024 9:27 PM, Gronk wrote:
>> Anonymous wrote:
>>> Bradley K. Sherman wrote:
>>>> <https://xkcd.com/2962/>
>>>
>>> Harris is NOT eligible, and Randall Munroe is a faggot.
>>
>> How is Harris NOT eligble?
>
> It has to do with argument about the meaning of "natural born
> citizen." Right-wingnut extremists (shitbag Nazis, one and all)
> claim that a natural born citizen is *only* someone who is born in
> the US to two citizen parents (either natural-born themselves or
> naturalized). One or both of Harris's parents were not yet
> citizens when she was born, so the right-wingnut extremists
> (shitbag Nazis, one and all) claim she is not a natural born
> citizen and thus ineligible to be president.
>
> Despite "natural born citizen" being *mentioned* in the
> Constitution, in the statement of eligibility for the office of
> president, there is no *definition* of the term in the
> Constitution or in any other foundational documents. So as in so
> many things, it gets back to what was the *understood meaning* of
> the term at the time of the constitutional convention. And the
> simple fact is, *nobody knows*. There are no writings by Madison
> or Jefferson or (James) Wilson or Adams or (Gouverneur) Morris, or
> any other leading lights of the convention, that say "natural born
> citizen means 'X'." So what we're left with is a legal
> understanding that a natural born citizen is *any* person who is a
> citizen at birth. This might be by birth in the United States,
> *or* birth abroad to U.S. citizen parents who are eligible to
> transmit their nationality and citizenship (not all U.S. citizen
> parents *are* eligible to transmit nationality/citizenship to
> their children born abroad).
>
> Rest assured: under the current prevailing interpretation of U.S.
> citizenship law, Kamala Harris most assuredly *is* a natural born
> citizen, and is eligible to the presidency. Any legal efforts to
> get her declare ineligible will fail, 100% guaranteed.
>
>

By running for office she attempting to overthrow Don Felon
elected in 2020, making her an insurrectionist. Thus under the
14th she is ineligible.
~~ channelling the dimunitive duo of Alito and Thomas.

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Jonathan David Ball wrote:
> On 7/22/2024 9:27 PM, Gronk wrote:
>> Anonymous wrote:
>>> Bradley K. Sherman wrote:
>>>> <https://xkcd.com/2962/>
>>>
>>> Harris is NOT eligible, and Randall Munroe is a faggot.
>>
>> How is Harris NOT eligble?
>
> It has to do with argument about the meaning of "natural born citizen."
> Right-wingnut extremists (shitbag Nazis, one and all) claim that a natural born
> citizen is *only* someone who is born in the US to two citizen parents (either
> natural-born themselves or naturalized). One or both of Harris's parents were
> not yet citizens when she was born, so the right-wingnut extremists (shitbag
> Nazis, one and all) claim she is not a natural born citizen and thus ineligible
> to be president.
>
> Despite "natural born citizen" being *mentioned* in the Constitution, in the
> statement of eligibility for the office of president, there is no *definition*
> of the term in the Constitution or in any other foundational documents.

It's implicit in the specific exemption granted to persons who were
citizens at the time the Constitution was adopted. Those persons did
not have parents able to confer U.S. citizenship upon them.

Jonathan David Ball wrote:
> On 7/23/2024 8:33 PM, J Carlson wrote:
>> On 7/22/2024 9:27 PM, Gronk wrote:
>>> Anonymous wrote:
>>>> Bradley K. Sherman wrote:
>>>>> <https://xkcd.com/2962/>
>>>>
>>>> Harris is NOT eligible, and Randall Munroe is a faggot.
>>>
>>> How is Harris NOT eligble?
>>
>> It has to do with argument about the meaning of "natural born citizen."
>> Right-wingnut extremists (shitbag Nazis, one and all) claim that a natural
>> born citizen is *only* someone who is born in the US to two citizen parents
>> (either natural-born themselves or naturalized). One or both of Harris's
>> parents were not yet citizens when she was born, so the right-wingnut
>> extremists (shitbag Nazis, one and all) claim she is not a natural born
>> citizen and thus ineligible to be president.
>>
>> Despite "natural born citizen" being *mentioned* in the Constitution, in the
>> statement of eligibility for the office of president, there is no *definition*
>> of the term in the Constitution or in any other foundational documents. So as
>> in so many things, it gets back to what was the *understood meaning* of the
>> term at the time of the constitutional convention. And the simple fact is,
>> *nobody knows*. There are no writings by Madison or Jefferson or (James)
>> Wilson or Adams or (Gouverneur) Morris, or any other leading lights of the
>> convention, that say "natural born citizen means 'X'." So what we're left with
>> is a legal understanding that a natural born citizen is *any* person who is a
>> citizen at birth. This might be by birth in the United States, *or* birth
>> abroad to U.S. citizen parents who are eligible to transmit their nationality
>> and citizenship (not all U.S. citizen parents *are* eligible to transmit
>> nationality/citizenship to their children born abroad).
>>
>> Rest assured: under the current prevailing interpretation of U.S. citizenship
>> law, Kamala Harris most assuredly *is* a natural born citizen, and is eligible
>> to the presidency. Any legal efforts to get her declare ineligible will fail,
>> 100% guaranteed.
>
> Oh, and I forgot to mention: Anony-Mouse, the squat-to-piss cocksucking faggot
> who said that Harris is not eligible, is on the cull list. His time left living
> is *extremely* short.

I'm a Millennial. I'm going to outlive you by DECADES, Boomer dwarf.

Anonymous wrote:
> It's implicit in the specific exemption granted to persons who were
> citizens at the time the Constitution was adopted. Those persons did
> not have parents able to confer U.S. citizenship upon them.

It's implicit in that no one was a citizen in 1776.

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On 7/24/2024 5:32 PM, Anony-Mouse, feckless Nazi cunt, lied:

> Jonathan David Ball wrote:

No such poster here, you feckless Nazi cunt, as you well know.

>> On 7/22/2024 9:27 PM, Gronk wrote:
>>> Anonymous wrote:
>>>> Bradley K. Sherman wrote:
>>>>> <https://xkcd.com/2962/>
>>>>
>>>> Harris is NOT eligible, and Randall Munroe is a faggot.
>>>
>>> How is Harris NOT eligble?
>>
>> It has to do with argument about the meaning of "natural born citizen."
>> Right-wingnut extremists (shitbag Nazis, one and all) claim that a natural
>> born citizen is *only* someone who is born in the US to two citizen parents
>> (either natural-born themselves or naturalized). One or both of Harris's
>> parents were not yet citizens when she was born, so the right-wingnut
>> extremists (shitbag Nazis, one and all) claim she is not a natural born
>> citizen and thus ineligible to be president.
>>
>> Despite "natural born citizen" being *mentioned* in the Constitution, in the
>> statement of eligibility for the office of president, there is no *definition*
>> of the term in the Constitution or in any other foundational documents.
>
> It's implicit in the specific exemption granted to persons who were
> citizens at the time the Constitution was adopted.

No, you stupid feckless Nazi cunt. That's because they weren't citizens of *any*
country at birth. They were *subjects*, you stupid feckless cunt.

A natural born citizen is *anyone* who is a citizen at birth. By the prevailing
legal doctrine in this country based on the citizenship clause of the 14th
amendment, Kamala Harris is a natural born citizen. The citizenship of her
parents is immaterial.

You're about finished, you feckless cunt.

On 7/24/2024 5:32 PM, Anony-Mouse, feckless Nazi cunt, lied:

> Jonathan David Ball wrote:

No such poster here, as you well know, you feckless Nazi cunt.

>> On 7/23/2024 8:33 PM, J Carlson wrote:
>>> On 7/22/2024 9:27 PM, Gronk wrote:
>>>> Anonymous wrote:
>>>>> Bradley K. Sherman wrote:
>>>>>> <https://xkcd.com/2962/>
>>>>>
>>>>> Harris is NOT eligible, and Randall Munroe is a faggot.
>>>>
>>>> How is Harris NOT eligble?
>>>
>>> It has to do with argument about the meaning of "natural born citizen."
>>> Right-wingnut extremists (shitbag Nazis, one and all) claim that a natural
>>> born citizen is *only* someone who is born in the US to two citizen parents
>>> (either natural-born themselves or naturalized). One or both of Harris's
>>> parents were not yet citizens when she was born, so the right-wingnut
>>> extremists (shitbag Nazis, one and all) claim she is not a natural born
>>> citizen and thus ineligible to be president.
>>>
>>> Despite "natural born citizen" being *mentioned* in the Constitution, in the
>>> statement of eligibility for the office of president, there is no
>>> *definition* of the term in the Constitution or in any other foundational
>>> documents. So as in so many things, it gets back to what was the *understood
>>> meaning* of the term at the time of the constitutional convention. And the
>>> simple fact is, *nobody knows*. There are no writings by Madison or Jefferson
>>> or (James) Wilson or Adams or (Gouverneur) Morris, or any other leading
>>> lights of the convention, that say "natural born citizen means 'X'." So what
>>> we're left with is a legal understanding that a natural born citizen is *any*
>>> person who is a citizen at birth. This might be by birth in the United
>>> States, *or* birth abroad to U.S. citizen parents who are eligible to
>>> transmit their nationality and citizenship (not all U.S. citizen parents
>>> *are* eligible to transmit nationality/citizenship to their children born
>>> abroad).
>>>
>>> Rest assured: under the current prevailing interpretation of U.S. citizenship
>>> law, Kamala Harris most assuredly *is* a natural born citizen, and is
>>> eligible to the presidency. Any legal efforts to get her declare ineligible
>>> will fail, 100% guaranteed.
>>
>> Oh, and I forgot to mention: Anony-Mouse, the squat-to-piss cocksucking faggot
>> who said that Harris is not eligible, is on the cull list. His time left
>> living is *extremely* short.
>
> I'm a Millennial.

You're on the cull list, you feckless Nazi cunt.

Anonymous <anon@anon.net> wrote in news:v7s6fc$2n307$3@news.mixmin.net:

>
>
> I'm a Millennial. I'm going to outlive you by DECADES, Boomer dwarf.

So when Trump's debts collapses the
American economy YOU will be the one
paying for it. Cool.

Trump shrugs off future debt crisis: "I won't be here"
December 05, 2018

President Trump is dismissing the importance
of paying down the national debt, saying he
won't be in office to take blame for the
nation's fiscal crisis when it becomes even
more unsustainable, according to a report
Wednesday.

The national debt sits at $21 trillion and
counting. As a candidate, when the national
debt was $19 trillion, Trump promised to
erase the entire debt "over a period of eight
years."

Trump said the data showed the national debt
would only become untenable after he left
office, the Daily Beast reported.

"Yeah, but I won't be here, Trump said.

https://tinyurl.com/y7deln2b

Jonathan David Ball wrote:
> On 7/24/2024 5:32 PM, Anony-Mouse, feckless Nazi cunt, lied:
>
>> Jonathan David Ball wrote:
>
> No such poster here, you feckless Nazi cunt, as you well know.

Stop lying, Jonathan David Ball.

>>> On 7/22/2024 9:27 PM, Gronk wrote:
>>>> Anonymous wrote:
>>>>> Bradley K. Sherman wrote:
>>>>>> <https://xkcd.com/2962/>
>>>>>
>>>>> Harris is NOT eligible, and Randall Munroe is a faggot.
>>>>
>>>> How is Harris NOT eligble?
>>>
>>> It has to do with argument about the meaning of "natural born citizen."
>>> Right-wingnut extremists (shitbag Nazis, one and all) claim that a natural
>>> born citizen is *only* someone who is born in the US to two citizen parents
>>> (either natural-born themselves or naturalized). One or both of Harris's
>>> parents were not yet citizens when she was born, so the right-wingnut
>>> extremists (shitbag Nazis, one and all) claim she is not a natural born
>>> citizen and thus ineligible to be president.
>>>
>>> Despite "natural born citizen" being *mentioned* in the Constitution, in the
>>> statement of eligibility for the office of president, there is no
>>> *definition* of the term in the Constitution or in any other foundational
>>> documents.
>>
>> It's implicit in the specific exemption granted to persons who were
>> citizens at the time the Constitution was adopted.
>
> No, you stupid feckless Nazi cunt. That's because they weren't citizens of *any*
> country at birth. They were *subjects*, you stupid feckless cunt.

You retarded Boomer nigger. 'Natural born' is there because the authors didn't
want future presidents beholden to foreign interests:

"No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States,
at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the
Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who
shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen
Years a Resident within the United States."

"...or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this
Constitution" means that the Kamala bitch is only eligible to be President
with mere "soil citizenship" if she was born over 236 years ago.

> A natural born citizen is *anyone* who is a citizen at birth.

Nope, the 14th Amendment didn't change a thing about Article II, Section 1,
clause 5.

On Wed, 24 Jul 2024 20:32:40 -0400, Anonymous <anon@anon.net> wrote:

>Jonathan David Ball wrote:
>> On 7/22/2024 9:27 PM, Gronk wrote:
>>> Anonymous wrote:
>>>> Bradley K. Sherman wrote:
>>>>> <https://xkcd.com/2962/>
>>>>
>>>> Harris is NOT eligible, and Randall Munroe is a faggot.
>>>
>>> How is Harris NOT eligble?
>>
>> It has to do with argument about the meaning of "natural born citizen."
>> Right-wingnut extremists (shitbag Nazis, one and all) claim that a natural born
>> citizen is *only* someone who is born in the US to two citizen parents (either
>> natural-born themselves or naturalized). One or both of Harris's parents were
>> not yet citizens when she was born, so the right-wingnut extremists (shitbag
>> Nazis, one and all) claim she is not a natural born citizen and thus ineligible
>> to be president.
>>
>> Despite "natural born citizen" being *mentioned* in the Constitution, in the
>> statement of eligibility for the office of president, there is no *definition*
>> of the term in the Constitution or in any other foundational documents.
>
>It's implicit in the specific exemption granted to persons who were
>citizens at the time the Constitution was adopted. Those persons did
>not have parents able to confer U.S. citizenship upon them.

But it was not made *ex*plicit until the 14th amendment long after the founders were all
dead.

Swill

Mitchell Holman wrote:
> Anonymous <anon@anon.net> wrote in news:v7s6fc$2n307$3@news.mixmin.net:
>
>>
>>
>> I'm a Millennial. I'm going to outlive you by DECADES, Boomer dwarf.
>
>
> So when Trump's debts collapses the
> American economy YOU will be the one
> paying for it. Cool.

The responsibility for the national debt is wholly bipartisan, you stupid
shit.