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On Wed, 10 Apr 2024 01:02:32 -0000 (UTC), Rich <privatemail@protonmail.com> wrote:

>>
>>https://relevantmagazine.com/current/buzzworthy/rapture-watch-why-some-chr
>>istians-think-the-solar-eclipse-will-actually-be-the-second-coming-of-chri
>>st/
>>
>>As millions of Americans are preparing to
>>see Monday’s rare total solar eclipse,
>>some Christians are gearing up for the
>>rapture.
>>
>>That’s right, while everyone else is
>>looking to the sun, others are thinking
>>about The Son. (You might want to put on
>>your tin foil hat for this one.)
>>
>>It all began with an image that points to
>>southern Illinois as the spot where the
>>next eclipse is going to intersect with
>>the path of the 2017 North American
>>eclipse.
>>
>> From this image, two theories have been
>>birthed. First off, there’s this idea
>>that these eclipses are seven years
>>apart, and if you know anything about
>>biblical symbolism, you know seven is a
>>holy number that symbolizes completeness.
>>Secondly, when you map out these eclipse
>>paths, they resemble a cross.
>>
>>So, naturally, some Christians are seeing
>>this as a major sign.
>>
>
>The eclipse hearlds the mass genocide of all Christian fundys by God.

Even if he only gets the ones in the path of totality ...

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