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Subject: Germany
From: Stefan Ram
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Date: Sat, 15 Feb 2025 12:46 UTC

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From: ram@zedat.fu-berlin.de (Stefan Ram)
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Subject: Germany
Date: 15 Feb 2025 12:46:07 GMT
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I'm very angry, very angry at the Germans. They're doing some
terrible things, believe me. First, they have this thing called
"Sommerzeit" - can you believe it? They're messing with time!
Time is continuous, folks. It doesn't stop, it doesn't change.
But the Germans, they think they can just move it around. It's crazy!

And then, oh boy, they have this "Rechtschreibreform."
It's a disaster. They're changing how words are spelled.
"Daß" is supposed to be written with "ß" - everyone knows that.
It's been that way forever. But now they want to change it?
It's ridiculous, folks. It's like they're trying to rewrite history.

But here's the worst part, and it's really bad.
They're saying Pluto isn't a planet anymore. Can you believe it?
Pluto, not a planet? It's been a planet since, I don't know,
forever. It's round, it's in space - it's a planet! But the
Germans, they're going along with this crazy idea.

Let me tell you, Germany needs to stop this nonsense.
They need to stop it right now. No more messing with time,
no more changing spellings, and Pluto is a planet, period.

It's that simple, folks. Make Pluto a planet again!

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Germany	Stefan Ram

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