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Subject: Live ladybug found in patient’s rectum during colonoscopy
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The world's first case of a live ladybug being found in a patient's
ass or rectum during a colonoscopy has been hyped up on social media

It is still not known exactly through which of the “entrances” she got
into the man’s ass , but such cases have not been encountered since.

If there is no god, then how did his cow end up in the ass? 30 seconds
to think
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> MummyChunk wrote:
> The world's first case of a live ladybug being found in a patient's
ass or rectum during a colonoscopy has been hyped up on social media
>
> It is still not known exactly through which of the “entrances” she
got into the man’s ass , but such cases have not been encountered
since.
>
> If there is no god, then how did his cow end up in the ass? 30
seconds to think

Not really amazing.

A Ladybug/bird flew on my hand and literally started to lay her eggs
on me, pushing them down into the pores of my skin.
Those little yellow things that I barely felt. I have an egg inside of
my hand still unless it hatched. Remember these are beetles ( like the
dung beetle that uses dung for it's young to eat and survive in ), and
has a hard-shell. Being bugs and more importantly with a heavy duty
shell would also help survival.

So I could imagine if somebody was sitting or feel asleep half naked
and nearby LB literally flew into this persons body and literally laid
her eggs there.

It would be sad if this person was a adult-entertainer and the LB was
able to survive due to the lack of food and disturbed rectum. Makes
you think of Mr. Slave from "South Park". Again it is
possible.

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