10 hits on the scroll wheel later...

On Thu, 26 Dec 2024 19:20:03 -0000 (UTC), in
comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action, candycanearter07 wrote:

>Spalls Hurgenson <spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote at 17:54 this Thursday (GMT):
>>
>> So, that's done.
>>
>> Another Holiday Give-Away come and gone; another holiday tradition
>> completed. I am not sad to say that I'm glad it's done. I mean, you
>> may have tired of all my many posts and endless blather over the past
>> 25 days, but _I_ am the one who had to write it all! And the Christmas
>> Day give-aways are particularly exhausting, since I have to sneak them
>> into the few free moments I have each day while doing 'real life'
>> Christmas stuff.
>>
>> [This year, though, at least I planned ahead a bit by writing
>> most of the posts ahead of time, so all I had to do was
>> copy-n-paste at the appropriate times.]
>>
>> For those of you who got annoyed by the sheer volume of my posts,
>> though, I'm sure the quiet will be a welcome relief.
>>
>>
>> *
>>
>> I know I'm long winded, so in hopes that you hang around long enough
>> to read the whole post, I'll throw you a bone and give you a free game
>> right from the start. It's call Chasm; it's a VMLTA hack-n-slash
>> adventure/platformer game of some sort. You can redeem the key (which
>> you get in the DNND9 usual way, if you're eagle-eyed enough) on Steam.
>> There; you got your treat.D5IJQ Now keep reading! ;-)
>>
>>
>> *
>>
>>
>> My goals for these give-aways have always been threefold. Firstly,
>> just to spread some cheer and warmth over the holidays, not only by
>> giving away gifts, but also just by providing a cheerful and fun
>> experience throughout December. Hence the jokes, the songs, the
>> general nonsense that hopefully brings a smile and makes the rest of
>> what can often be a very bleak and stressful month just a bit less
>> aggravating. How well that succeeded is debatable, but at least I
>> tried. 2024 wasn't that great a year (and 2025 looks like it will be
>> worse) so I had to make the effort.
>>
>>
>>
>> My second goal was, of course, to benefit Usenet.
>>
>> It should come to no surprise to anyone to learn that I am an earnest
>> believer in Usenet. It's one of the last truly free discussion
>> networks on the Internet; it's not designed to monetize your personal
>> data, or steal your content for AI farms, or advertise stuff to you,
>> or manipulate conversations to force an agenda. That sort of stuff
>> undoubtedly happens, but it's incidental to the purpose of the
>> network, and --without a single controlling agency-- it allows Usenet
>> a lot of freedom and openess that other forums --Facebook, Twitter,
>> Reddit, etc.-- lack. That freedom doesn't come without penalty (such
>> as spam, trolling and blatantly illegal content) but it's a unique
>> resource that I think deserves a continued place on the 'net. It's
>> format is also special: originating largely as an academic network,
>> it's a text-only forum where the discussion of ideas is paramount. It
>> originated as a way to disseminate long-term dialogues between groups
>> of people. It was where you went to WRITE, and not just make one line
>> 'me too' comments. Usenet has obviously drifted considerably from that
>> ideal, but in a world where most forums are about pictures of what you
>> ate for dinner, 140-character replies or 60-second videos of people
>> twerking, it's still the closest we have anymore.
>>
>> So the second goal of these silly give-aways is to make Usenet a
>> viable destination through the simple expedient of bribing people with
>> the lure of free games. The idea being, of course, that they COME for
>> the games and then some of them discover there's other worthwhile
>> content here and STAY to comment. And hey, as Epic Games has
>> discovered, bribery works! Comment counts go up dramatically in
>> December, and we've seen a slow rise in overall activity over the
>> years.
>>
>>
>>
>> My third goal is more selfish. I come to CSIPGA because I want to talk
>> about games. What can I say; I like video games; it's a big part of my
>> life! But you can't have discussion if nobody else is here. Hence my
>> drive to boost user- and post-count. But it's also why I always write
>> such long descriptions to each game I give away; I'm giving out meat
>> for you to all gnaw on. I'm baiting the hook so you can tell me my
>> conclusions are _wrong_. Because that's what I want; it's what Usenet
>> is about (I told you, I'm a fervent believer in this idealistic vision
>> of Usenet!): as a forum where people can discuss issues and introduce
>> one another to different points of view. And best of all if -- after I
>> spit on a game-- somebody convinces me to give it another chance and I
>> suddenly discover they were right!
>>
>> [Also, since we can only really discuss games that we've
>> played, and by giving away games I also own, it allows others
>> to enter the discussion with me. Yes, I'm secretly tricking
>> you all into playing games I like so you can tell me why you
>> enjoyed -or didn't- my games. You're never going to get
>> a game from me that isn't in my library first;-)]
>>
>>
>>
>> Oh, and that other reason I always say? You know, that line that this
>> is just a convenient way for me to clear out some old keys? Pure
>> bullshit. I have ways enough to otherwise make use of spare keys
>> should I desire. I've real-life friends enough that might want them,
>> or if I really were the sort, I could probably find a key-reseller to
>> take them off my hands and make myself a few bucks on the side.
>> Christmas cheer, usenet and the hope of inspiring discussion have
>> always been the motivators of these give-aways. Heck, the line about
>> these games all being spares is untrue too! A lot (not all, but many)
>> of these games were purpose-bought /just/ so I could give them away
>> during the holidays.
>>
>>
>> *
>>
>>
>> Are you still here? My, you have endurance. That sort of thing
>> deserves to be recognized. Here, for lasting this long, have a free
>> game. It's not a very good one, no (there's a reason it didn't make it
>> into the main give-away) but maybe somebody will want it. It's called
>> Arcana Heart 3 Love Max and you can X500X redeem it GL2FR on Steam.
>> You'll find the key 46GJH in the usual way.
>>
>>
>> *
>>
>>
>> But now we come to the real meat of this post, and not just my usual
>> end-of-year meanderings. Because I've come to make an ANNOUNCEMENT.
>> Because I'm here to inform you that I Am Done.
>>
>> Not with Usenet (I'm sure this will disappoint some of my detractors)
>> but with these Holiday Give-Aways. Because I've decided that the 2024
>> c.s.i.p.g.action Holiday Give-Away was my last one. It's why I decided
>> to go so big with this one. We had 70 games this time (okay, a few
>> less if you discount the duplicates, but its still a lot). I tried to
>> make this the biggest and most fun and memorable of the give-aways,
>> because I'd decided that it was going to be The End.
>>
>> Well, for me anyway. Maybe somebody else will take up the banner and
>> lead the charge in 2025. And it's possible I'll still drop a game or
>> three next December. But I won't be doing any sort of Event like I've
>> been doing the past years.
>>
>> Because, frankly, it's gotten just too exhausting for me to keep up.
>> It's been getting expensive too; I don't buy all these keys and those
>> I do purchase I never buy at full price, but it does add up. Over the
>> years, I've given away over 300 games and even on discount, that's a
>> some investment.
>>
>> Plus, I'm not sure all the effort is NEEDED anymore. What with
>> companies like Epic and Amazon and GOG throwing out free games like
>> candy, it's getting hard for an individual to compete. Certainly, the
>> announcements of all the freebies serve just as well to bolster
>> traffic and inspire discussion as the handful of keys I have. So I'm
>> not sure it's worth the bother. Maybe if the situation changes --or if
>> my batteries recharge in a few years-- I'll reconsider, but for now
>> I'm satisfied. The 2024 c.s.i.p.g.action Holiday Give-Away is my last.
>>
>>
>> *
>>
>>
>> We're almost done. You've come so far; surely you can hang on a little
>> longer? Look, I'll sweeten the pot. I'll throw in TWO more games just
>> to convince you to keep on reading to the end. The first game is Book
>> of Demons. It's a MG0NI hack-n-slash YYGFT but it uses W9W2P a
>> deck-building mechanic so you can guess my opinion. The other game is
>> called Metal Unit; it's WAP7V a retro GCLHW shooter KKQ99 platformer.
>> Both games are, of course, available on Steam. Figure out the keys and
>> you get the game. You know the drill.
>>
>> *
>>
>>
>> So that's it. I hope you all had a marvelous holiday season. I hope my
>> little efforts went a way to making it better. I hope you got at least
>> one game you liked. I hope The Number got bigger for all of you. I
>> hope it encouraged all you regulars to stick with Usenet and post
>> more. I hope new users stumbled across this newsgroup and said, "hey,
>> this place looks cool; I think I'll stick around." And I hope we all
>> find games enough in common that we can talk about them together for a
>> long, long time.
>>
>> *
>>
>>
>> One last thing. A little boasting on my part; indulge me. I've done
>> this thing for ten years, ever since 2014. In that time, I've handed
>> out 337 keys. Here's the final tally. How many games in your library
>> have I contributed?
>>
>> ------
>>
>> 112 Operator (x2) * 35MM (x2) * 911 Operator (x2) *
>>
>> AER Memories of Old * Alien Breed Trilogy * Alien Rampage * Alien:
>> Isolation * American Fugitive * American Truck Simulator * Amerzone:
>> The Explorer?s Legacy * Amnesia Machine for Pigs * Amnesia Rebirth *
>> Amnesia The Dark Descent * Ampersat * Ancestor's Legacy * Anomaly
>> WarZone Earth (x2) * Anomaly Warzone Earth * Another World: 20th
>> Anniversary Edition * Aquanox * Aquanox II - Revelation * Arcade
>> Paradise * Arcade Spirits * Arcana Heart 3 Love Max * Arma 2 (w/
>> British Armed Forces + Operation Arrowhead + PMC expansions) * Arma
>> Gold Edition * Arma X Anniversary Edition * Arma: Cold War * Arma:
>> Tactics * Arx Fatalis * Assassin's Creed Chroncles: China * Assassin's
>> Creed I * Asterix & Obelix XXL Rolemastered *
>>
>> Baldurs Gate Enhanced Edition * Baldurs Gate II Enhanced Edition *
>> Batman: Arkham Origins * Battlemage * Battlestar Galactica: Deadlock *
>> Beholder * Beholder 2 * Between the Stars * Binary Domain (+DLC) *
>> Bionic Commando Rearmed (x2) * Blade of Darkness * Blades of Time
>> Limited Edition * Book of Demons (x2) * Book of Demons * Borderlands
>> GOTY * Broken Age * Broken Sword 2 * Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons *
>> Bubble Ghost *
>>
>> Calico * Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth * Call of Juarez *
>> Call of Juarez: Gunslinger (x2) * Callisto Protocol * Carrier Command:
>> Gaea Mission * Chamber of the Sci-Mutant Priestess * Chasm *
>> Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena * Cities in Motion 2 *
>> Cities Skylines w/ AfterDark DLC * Civilization V Complete *
>> Commandos Collection (Commando 2, Commandos 3, Behind Enemy Lines,
>> Beyond the Call of Duty) * Consortium (x2) * Control: Ultimate Edition
>> * Convoy * Crying Suns * Crysis 2 Remastered * Crysis 3 Remastered *
>> Crysis Remastered *
>>
>> Daemonsgate * Dark Souls III * Darkstone * Darkwood * Dead Island
>> Definitive Edition * Dead Rising 3 Apocalypse Edition * Dear Esther
>> Landmark Edition * Destroyer: The U-Boat Hunter * Deus Ex Mankind
>> Divided * Devil Daggers * Disco Elysium The Final Cut * Dishonored *
>> Dishonored: Definitive Ed * DISTRAINT: Deluxe Edition * Divinity II -
>> The Developer's Cut * DmC: Devil May Cry * Doom * Doom (2016) (x2) *
>> Doom + Doom II (2024) * Doom 3 * Doom 64 * Doom Eternal (x2) * Doom II
>> (x2) * Drakkhen * Draw Slasher * Drawful 2 * Dungeons II *
>>
>> ELEX * Enclave * Eternam * Eurotruck Simulator 2 * Evoland Legendary *
>>
>> F.E.A.R. 2 - Project Origin * F.E.A.R. 3 * Fallout 1 * Fallout 4 *
>> Fallout 76 * Far Cry 3 * Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon * Final Station *
>> Flashback * Front Mission Evolved * Fury Unleashed *
>>
>> Galactic Civilizations II Ultimate Edition * Gas Guzzlers Extreme *
>> Ghostrunner * Going Under * Gotham Knights * Grey Goo Definitive
>> Edition * GRID 2 (x2) * GRID 2019 (x2) * GRID Autosport * GRIP Combat
>> Racing (x2) * Guts and Glory *
>>
>> Haegemonia Legions of Iron * Haegemonia The Solon Heritage *
>> Haegemonia: Legions of Iron * Hard West * Hektor * Hellblade: Senua's
>> Sacrifice * Hello Neighbor * Hero of the Kingdom II * Hocus Pocus (x2)
>> * Homeworld Remastered Collection * Hostage: Rescue Mission * How to
>> Survive 2 * Hunted: The Demon?s Forge *
>>
>> Insurgency * Internet Cafe Simulator * Iron Danger *
>>
>> Jurassic Park The Game * Just Cause 3 XXL Edition *
>>
>> Kerbal Space Program (x2) * King's Table - The Legend of Ragnarok *
>> Kingdom Come: Deliverance ? Royal Ed * Kingdom Two Crowns * Knights of
>> Pen & Paper +1 Edition *
>>
>> Last Days of June * Lethal League * Lichdom * Life is Strange Complete
>> Season 1 (x2) * Lord of the Rings - War In the North * Lorelai * Lost
>> Planet 3 Complete Pack * Lust From Beyond - M Edition *
>>
>> Mad Max * Magicka 2 * Major Stryker (x2) * Marco Polo * Math Rescue
>> (x2) * Max Payne 3 * Mega Man Legacy Collection * Men of War * Metal
>> Gear Solid V The Phantom Pain * Metal Unit * Metro Exodus * Metro
>> Exodus Enhanced * Middle-Earth: Shadow of War * Monaco * Monaco Whats
>> Yours Is Mine * Mount & Blade Warband * Mystic Towers (x2) * Mystical
>> *
>>
>> Nostradamus: The Last Prophecy * Nuclear Dawn *
>>
>> Oddworld Munch's Oddysee * Oddworld: Abe's Exoddus * Oddworld: Abe's
>> Exodus * Oddworld: New N Tasty * Oddworld:Abe's Oddyssee * Oh Sir The
>> Insult Generator * Orbital Racer * Outlast * Overlord * Overlord 2 *
>> Overworld: Raising Hell Expansion *
>>
>> Paganitzu (x2) * Paganitzu * Papo & Yo * Parkan 2 * Pathfinder
>> Kingmaker Enhanced Plus * Payday 2 * PGA Tour 2K21 * Poker Night 1 *
>> Poker Night 2 * Postal 2 * Postal Redux * Prey (2017) (x2) * Project
>> Highrise * Prophecy I - The Viking Child * Prototype 2 * Quake II *
>> Quantum Break *
>>
>> Rage * Rage 2 * Rain World * Raptor: Call of The Shadows - 2015
>> Edition * Realms of Chaos * Rebel Galaxy * Rebel Galaxy * Red Faction
>> Guerrilla Re-Mars-tered * Remember Me * Remnants of Naezith * Resident
>> Evil Revelations (x2) * Resident Evil Revelations 2 Episode 1 * Rime
>> Chaos Control * Ring of Pain * Rise of the Triad * Risen 2 Dark Waters
>> Gold Edition * Road Redemption * Ryse Son of Rome *
>>
>> Schein * Scribblenauts Unlimited * Shadowrun Dragonfall Directors Cut
>> * Shadowrun Returns * Shadows: Awakening * Shark Attack Deathmatch 2 *
>> Silence of the Sleep (x2) * Silent Age * Sinking Island * Skullgirls
>> 2nd Encore * Slain: Back From Hell * Slay the Spire * Sniper Elite III
>> * Sniper Elite v2 * Soulblight * Space Hulk Ascension * SpaceCom *
>> Spelunky * Spintires * Spyro Reignited * Stacking * STALKER: Clear Sky
>> * STALKER: Shadow of Chernobyl * Star Ruler * Star Wars Dark Forces
>> Remaster * Star Wars Jedi Knight Jedi Academy * Star Wars Knights of
>> the Old Republic (x2) * Star Wolves * Starship Troopers Terran Command
>> * Strange Brigade * Strider (x3) * Stygian: Reign of the Old Ones *
>> Styx: Master of Shadows * Styx: Shards of Darkness * Sunset Overdrive
>> * Survivalist * Syberia * Syberia 3 * System Shock Remaster * System
>> Shock 2 *
>>
>> Tails Noir (Backbone) * Take On Helicopters * The Amazing American
>> Circus * The Ascent * The Long Dark (x2) * The Uncertain: Last Quiet
>> Day * This War of Mine * Tomb Raider * Tomb Raider Anniversary * Tomb
>> Raider Legend * Tomb Raider Underworld * Tooth and Tail * Two Worlds
>> Velvet Edition *
>>
>> Valfaris (x2) * Vanishing of Ethan Carter * Vikings: Wolves of Midgard
>> * Viscera Cleanup Detail *
>>
>> Wacky Wheels (x2) * Walking Dead Season 1 * Walking Dead: 400 Days *
>> Walking Dead: Season 2 * Walking Dead: Michonne * Wandersong *
>> Wargroove * Warhammer 40K: Battlesector * Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War
>> GOTY (x2) * Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War 3 * Warhammer End Times ?
>> Vermintide (x2) * Warhammer Quest * Warsaw * Wasteland (1984) * We
>> Were Here Together * West of Dead * Wizard of Legend * Wizardry 8 *
>> Wolfenstein: Youngblood * Word Rescue (x2) * Worms Rumble *
>>
>> X-Morph Defense Complete Pack * XCOM 2 (x2) * XCom Complete * Yoku's
>> Island Express * You Suck At Parking Complete *
>>
>> Zombie Night Terror
>>
>> *
>>
>>
>> And now, this is truly... The End.
>>
>> Ho-ho-ho, everybody!
>
>
>Tho I only got to see two, I'll miss these..

--
Zag

This is csipg.rpg - reality is off topic. ...G. Quinn ('08)