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Subject: The systemd House Of Horror
From: Lawrence D'Oliv
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From: ldo@nz.invalid (Lawrence D'Oliveiro)
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Subject: The systemd House Of Horror
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Came across this some years ago (back when it was on a .eu domain)
<https://jdebp.uk/FGA/systemd-house-of-horror/>. Quote:

Here are some examples of how people commonly use systemd in an
egregiously wrong manner ... Don't ask me why, so far, all of
these have involved starting Java programs.

Maybe it's Oracle in general.

Maybe I should start responding to systemd critics: “Are you a Java
programmer? Ah, that explains it.”

Subject	Author
The systemd House Of Horror	Lawrence D'Oliveiro