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Subject: Breitbart Reports That Trump Is Dying and Did Rape That Little Boy in 1984
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The Unadorned Truth About Donald Trump
We must treat him like any other candidate for high office who is
emotionally and mentally unstable.
By Jeffrey Goldberg
Donald Trump speaks from a podium during his campaign rally
Brandon Bell / Getty
June 27, 2024, 6:17 PM ET
This is an edition of The Atlantic Daily, a newsletter that guides you
through the biggest stories of the day, helps you discover new ideas, and
recommends the best in culture. Sign up for it here.
Earlier this year, Atlantic staff writer McKay Coppins suggested that
voters, in the interest of civic hygiene and personal illumination, attend
a Trump rally. This would be the way to understand the candidate, his
thoughts, and his supporters, Coppins argued. He himself has attended more
than 100 such gatherings since 2016, and he noted, correctly, that �nothing
quite captures the Trump ethos like his campaign rallies.�
I myself have attended only a few of these rallies (though among them was
Trump�s January 6, 2020, rally on the Ellipse, which should count double).
But what one derives from the experience is, in the words of our colleague
Tom Nichols, the visceral sense that Trump is deeply unwell.
Attendance at Trump rallies can be metaphysically taxing�and some seem to
go longer than a Taylor Swift concert. So watching them from beginning to
end online is occasionally a welcome substitute.
A couple of weeks ago, on C-SPAN, I watched my first Trump rally in quite
some time, a gathering under a heat dome in Las Vegas. I watched not
because I expected to learn something new about the candidate, but because
I had been alerted by concerned friends and colleagues that Trump had
attacked me by name. This hadn�t happened in quite some time, and self-
interest dictated watching.
Trump is upset with me, and with The Atlantic, for a story I wrote in
September of 2020, in which I reported, among other things, that he
referred to American soldiers killed in action as �suckers� and �losers.�
(For more on the particulars, please read this story by Adrienne LaFrance.)
Trump is also upset by a profile I wrote late last year of retired General
Mark Milley, the former chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, in which
Milley, a decorated combat veteran, is portrayed as someone who defended
the Constitution against Trump�s depredations. In response to this article,
Trump suggested that Milley be executed.
At his Las Vegas rally, Trump described me as a �horrible, radical-left
lunatic named Goldberg� (he hit the word Goldberg with what I perhaps, or
perhaps not, overinterpreted as special feeling). He articulated, at great
length, why he would never disparage American service members. (Dear
reader: He disparages the military constantly.)
All of this was to be expected. What I found surprising, as I watched his
entire presentation, was the ratio of gibberish to normal sentences. Which
is to say, there was even more gibberish than I remembered in the typical
Trump speech. The apotheosis of gibberish was his extended soliloquy on
sharks and battery-powered boats. No summary could do it justice, so here
is an extended cut:

�By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately. Do you notice that? A lot
of sharks. I watched some guys justifying it today. �Well, they weren�t
really that angry. They bit off the young lady�s leg because of the fact
that they were not hungry, but they misunderstood who she was.� These
people are crazy. He said, �There�s no problem with sharks. They just
didn�t really understand a young woman swimming,� now, who really got
decimated and other people too, a lot of shark attacks. So I said, �So
there�s a shark 10 yards away from the boat, 10 yards or here. Do I get
electrocuted if the boat is sinking, and water goes over the battery�the
boat is sinking; do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted, or do I
jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?� Because I will tell you
he didn�t know the answer. He said, �Nobody�s ever asked me that
question.� I said, �I think it�s a good question. I think there�s a lot of
electric current coming through that water.� But you know what I�d do if
there was a shark or you get electrocuted, I�ll take electrocution every
single time. I�m not getting near the shark. So we going to end that. We�re
going to end it for boats. We�re going to end it for trucks.�

Please watch the whole thing, and as you do, imagine Trump�s words coming
from the mouth of President Biden, and then imagine the Democratic Party
allowing Biden to continue to run for president.
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Trump overwhelms us with nonsense. This is the �banality of crazy,� as the
Atlantic contributor Brian Klaas calls it. By �us,� I mean, of course, the
voting public, but I especially mean the editors and headline-writers of my
industry, who sometimes succumb to one of the most pernicious biases in
journalism, the bias toward coherence. We feel, understandably, that it is
our job to make things make sense. But what if the actual story is that
politics today makes no sense?
It works like this: Trump sounds nuts, but he can�t be nuts, because he�s
the presumptive nominee for president of a major party, and no major party
would nominate someone who is nuts. Therefore, it is our responsibility to
sand down his rhetoric, to identify any kernel of meaning, to make light of
his bizarro statements, to rationalize. Which is why, after the electric-
shark speech, much of the coverage revolved around the high temperatures in
Las Vegas, and other extraneities. The Associated Press headline on a story
about the event read this way: �Trump Complains About His Teleprompters at
a Scorching Las Vegas Rally.� The New York Times headlined its story thus:
�In Las Vegas, Trump Appeals to Local Workers and Avoids Talk of
Conviction.� CNN�s headline: �Trump Proposes Eliminating Taxes on Tips at
Las Vegas Campaign Rally.�
In my house, the headline from the Las Vegas rally was the disconcerting
and surprising news that I�m a �radical-left lunatic.� Outside my house,
though, the public should have been informed, above everything else, that a
former and possibly future president went on a ludicrous, illiterate rant
about sharks and batteries, a rant that calls into question not only his
fitness for office but his basic cognitive abilities.
Watching the Las Vegas rally reinforced my view that, at our magazine, we
can best serve our readers by highlighting aspects of Trump�s rhetoric and
behavior that we would highlight about any other politician, including Joe
Biden. I�ve never wanted this magazine to become part of the �resistance.�
(You just have to read our coverage of Biden to understand that we are
not.) I simply believe that we should tell the unadorned truth about Trump,
and treat him like any other candidate for high office who is emotionally
and mentally unstable. A bias toward coherence is understandable. But
reality is what we must live with long after the debates and rallies are
over.

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