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Subject: Divorced lesbian says male sperm donor of ex-partner should pay child support.
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Two horny lesbians hook up, and after several heated crab exchanges, decide
to get married.

Right away they decide they want a kid, so they make arrangements for sperm
from a male donor.

The sperm is inseminated and one lesbian becomes pregnant resulting in a
baby.

The baby stresses the already flimsy hormonal relationship, and shortly
after the birth of the child they divorce.

During the divorce, the lesbian who received custody of the child demands
her ex-partner pay child support.

The former partner goes ballistic claiming she cannot afford to pay child
support and afford a place to live.

She asserts that she never wanted the baby in the first place, that she was
coerced into agreeing with promises of heightened sexual activity.

She now says that since neither she nor her partner could conceive a baby
naturally by themselves, the male sperm donor is responsible and should pay
the child support.

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