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Subject: FBI Seizes Over 3,000 Penises During Raid at Morgue Employee's Home
From: Bob Probaska
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Subject: FBI Seizes Over 3,000 Penises During Raid at Morgue Employee's Home
Date: Tue, 18 Jun 2024 09:08:24 -0000 (UTC)
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FBI agents made a shocking discovery this morning while executing a search
warrant at the residence of a Houston mortician: 3,178 embalmed human
penises.

The Federal Bureau of Investigation suspected 54-year old Dave Murray, an
employee of the Harris County Morgue, of being implicated in an organ
trafficking network.

Investigating several reports of missing organs and body parts, dozens of
agents raided his residence this morning, hoping to find evidence of his
involvement in the crimes.

What they found on the site was a lot more disturbing than what they
expected, as the FBI spokesman Andy Ramirez described the scene in an
interview with WNTV-4.

�There were shelves everywhere, filled with hundreds of glass jars. Each
of them contained a penis floating in formalin.�

According to Agent Ramirez, the accused rapidly confessed everything as
soon as he was arrested.

�He explained in great detail, how he had been cutting off dead men�s
genital organs and collecting them for more than ten years.�

It took the FBI more than seven hours to gather all the organs and other
pieces of evidence that were found on the site.

A total of 53 criminal charges have already been filed against Mr. Murray
and hundreds more could be filed over the next few days.

An anonymous FBI source told WNTV-4 that the number of charges could reach
over 3,000.

Dave Murray will remain in custody for the moment as a psychiatric
evaluation has been ordered to determine if he�s fit to stand a trial.

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