On 6/2/2024 4:50 PM, Bob Probaska wrote:
> Bomb squad was called to the San Francisco General Hospital this morning,
> to disarm an artillery projectile that was stuck in a patient’s anal
> cavity.
>
> The 47-year old patient arrived at the hospital around 9:00 AM with a live
> M107 155mm howitzer projectile stuffed in his rectum.
>
> The SFPD bomb squad was immediately called on the site to disarm the
> massive ammunition. A large portion of the hospital had to be evacuated in
> case the projectile exploded.
>
> According to San Francisco Police Department spokesperson, Lt. Linda Hall,
> the shell could have destroyed most of the building if it had exploded.
>
> “This was a very delicate situation involving powerful military
> explosives. If it had blown up, there would have been hundreds of
> victims.”
>
> It took explosive experts more than two hours to successfully disarm the
> explosive device, allowing doctors to remove it from the patient’s cavity.
>
> “The fact that the shell was stuck inside a patient made disarming it very
> complicated. Fortunately, these guys are the best in the world and they
> were able to accomplish a miracle.”
>
> The patient’s name hasn’t been made public, but the San Francisco Police
> Department has confirmed that it had opened an investigation to determine
> how the man had acquired the artillery shell.
>
> The possession of such powerful military projectiles is illegal in
> California and can lead to sentences of up to 10 years in prison.
>
> The man could also face several other criminal charges like possession of
> an explosive device, negligent manipulation of an explosive device and
> endangering the life of others.

Most homosexuals in San Francisco came from the East Coast and Canada.
Typical gay behavior, stick anything up there.