Case : 24-03507
Name : Jeffrey C. Relf
Age : 64 years
Sex : Male
City : Seattle
Date : 12/02/2024
Location : Residence
Cause : Atherosclerotic and hypertensive cardiovascular disease
Manner : Natural
Investigating Agency: Seattle Police Department

https://content.govdelivery.com/attachments/WAKING/2024/12/13/file_attachments/3103032/Decedents%20List_12132024.pdf

RIP Jeff.

You were different. In the end, we thank you for the odd but
entertaining posts, the strange code, and the personal eccentricities
that gave arise to some interesting discussions.

I guess that's a nice way of saying you were nearly batshit crazy, and
preferred to shit in a bucket. It's also puzzling that you would choose
to go out early like you did, but you must've had your reasons.

No matter; we, the reg posters of comp.os.linux.advocacy, will miss you.

DFS <guhnoo-basher@linux.advocaca> wrote:

>Case : 24-03507
>Name : Jeffrey C. Relf
>Age : 64 years
>Sex : Male
>City : Seattle
>Date : 12/02/2024
>Location : Residence
>Cause : Atherosclerotic and hypertensive cardiovascular disease
>Manner : Natural
>Investigating Agency: Seattle Police Department
>
>https://content.govdelivery.com/attachments/WAKING/2024/12/13/file_attachments/3103032/Decedents%20List_12132024.pdf
>
>
>RIP Jeff.
>
>You were different. In the end, we thank you for the odd but
>entertaining posts, the strange code, and the personal eccentricities
>that gave arise to some interesting discussions.
>
>I guess that's a nice way of saying you were nearly batshit crazy, and
>preferred to shit in a bucket. It's also puzzling that you would choose
>to go out early like you did, but you must've had your reasons.
>
>No matter; we, the reg posters of comp.os.linux.advocacy, will miss you.

He was an odd but not bad guy. Too bad he didn't live a bit longer.

--
Joel W. Crump

Amendment XIV
Section 1.

[...] No state shall make or enforce any law which shall
abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the
United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of
life, liberty, or property, without due process of law;
nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal
protection of the laws.

Dobbs rewrites this, it is invalid precedent. States are
liable for denying needed abortions, e.g. TX.

> DFS <guhnoo-basher@linux.advocaca> wrote:
>
>>Case : 24-03507
>>Name : Jeffrey C. Relf
>>Age : 64 years
>>Sex : Male
>>City : Seattle
>>Date : 12/02/2024
>>Location : Residence
>>Cause : Atherosclerotic and hypertensive cardiovascular disease
>>Manner : Natural
>>Investigating Agency: Seattle Police Department
>>
>>https://content.govdelivery.com/attachments/WAKING/2024/12/13/file_attachments/3103032/Decedents%20List_12132024.pdf
>>
>>RIP Jeff.
>>
>>You were different. In the end, we thank you for the odd but
>>entertaining posts, the strange code, and the personal eccentricities
>>that gave arise to some interesting discussions.
>>
>>I guess that's a nice way of saying you were nearly batshit crazy, and
>>preferred to shit in a bucket. It's also puzzling that you would choose
>>to go out early like you did, but you must've had your reasons.
>>
>>No matter; we, the reg posters of comp.os.linux.advocacy, will miss you.

Aww. Poor, kooky Relf. I will miss him. For someone in such poor
condition as he was, he had an inspiring optimism.

If there is a heaven, maybe he's up there, eating $1 pizzas, writing
crappy code, smoking hand-rolled cigs, and shitting in a bucket.

CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> wrote at 12:12 this Saturday (GMT):
> On 2025-01-11 02:07, DFS wrote:
>>
>> Case     : 24-03507
>> Name     : Jeffrey C. Relf
>> Age      : 64 years
>> Sex      : Male
>> City     : Seattle
>> Date     : 12/02/2024
>> Location : Residence
>> Cause    : Atherosclerotic and hypertensive cardiovascular disease
>> Manner   : Natural
>> Investigating Agency: Seattle Police Department
>>
>> https://content.govdelivery.com/attachments/WAKING/2024/12/13/
>> file_attachments/3103032/Decedents%20List_12132024.pdf
>>
>>
>> RIP Jeff.
>>
>> You were different.  In the end, we thank you for the odd but
>> entertaining posts, the strange code, and the personal eccentricities
>> that gave arise to some interesting discussions.
>>
>> I guess that's a nice way of saying you were nearly batshit crazy, and
>> preferred to shit in a bucket.  It's also puzzling that you would choose
>> to go out early like you did, but you must've had your reasons.
>>
>> No matter; we, the reg posters of comp.os.linux.advocacy, will miss you.
>
> Rest in peace, my bizarre friend.

Yeah..
--
user <candycane> is generated from /dev/urandom

On 1/11/25 2:36 AM, Joel wrote:
> DFS <guhnoo-basher@linux.advocaca> wrote:
>
>> Case : 24-03507
>> Name : Jeffrey C. Relf
>> Age : 64 years
>> Sex : Male
>> City : Seattle
>> Date : 12/02/2024
>> Location : Residence
>> Cause : Atherosclerotic and hypertensive cardiovascular disease
>> Manner : Natural
>> Investigating Agency: Seattle Police Department
>>
>> https://content.govdelivery.com/attachments/WAKING/2024/12/13/file_attachments/3103032/Decedents%20List_12132024.pdf
>>
>>
>> RIP Jeff.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
>
> He was an odd but not bad guy. Too bad he didn't live a bit longer.
>

Huh.. I was just last night inquiring about him. DFS must've sneak-read
my post before asking his cousin in that rural system to illegally
provide the info for him. The sucker puts his nose into where it doesn't
belong. Fucking busybody. Even my dick is tired of a shit for a guy like
that.

So.. Hmm. I wanted Relf in a jail or something, not DEAD! Jesus. what do
you know.

Someone should check the time interval between his last post and Dec
2nd. If it is more than a week max, then he may have died days earlier
and only discovered on Dec. 2nd, and recorded so for convenience.

His absence from COLA usually didn't last more than a week. He had let
his circadian rhythms go as they wished and the daily cycles of various
organs were shifting all the time with their own particular and
different speeds, causing havoc in overall system. It would take about a
week for the different organs' cycles to get in tuned with each other
for a day or two, and he'd feel well enough to show up in COLA.

The timing of his death is also a bit suspect. Right before he could
fully get his social security retirement pension. The perfect death as
far as "America" is concerned. Some thieves in the government, like this
"DFS" and his rural horsefucking cousins, will enjoy life with the money
he did not get.

That's what's waiting for you when you trust this fucked up system of
yours.

On 1/11/2025 3:15 PM, Physfitfreak wrote:

> Huh.. I was just last night inquiring about him. DFS must've sneak-read
> my post before asking his cousin in that rural system to illegally
> provide the info for him. The sucker puts his nose into where it doesn't
> belong. Fucking busybody. Even my dick is tired of a shit for a guy like
> that.

Stupid hairy honor-killing narcissist.

You had nothing to do with me finding out about Relf.

> So.. Hmm. I wanted Relf in a jail or something, not DEAD! Jesus. what do
> you know.
>
> Someone should check the time interval between his last post and Dec
> 2nd. If it is more than a week max, then he may have died days earlier
> and only discovered on Dec. 2nd, and recorded so for convenience.

His last post to cola was Nov 10.

> His absence from COLA usually didn't last more than a week. He had let
> his circadian rhythms go as they wished and the daily cycles of various
> organs were shifting all the time with their own particular and
> different speeds, causing havoc in overall system. It would take about a
> week for the different organs' cycles to get in tuned with each other
> for a day or two, and he'd feel well enough to show up in COLA.
>
> The timing of his death is also a bit suspect. Right before he could
> fully get his social security retirement pension.

More chimp ignorance. He was on some kind of disability/welfare for
decades.

> The perfect death as
> far as "America" is concerned. Some thieves in the government, like this
> "DFS" and his rural horsefucking cousins, will enjoy life with the money
> he did not get.

Only financial failures like you depend on social security to survive.

> That's what's waiting for you when you trust this fucked up system of
> yours.

Do America a favor and return to the shithole you were born in. You
smell bad.

On 1/11/25 2:15 PM, Physfitfreak wrote:
> On 1/11/25 2:36 AM, Joel wrote:
>> DFS <guhnoo-basher@linux.advocaca> wrote:
>>
>>> Case     : 24-03507
>>> Name     : Jeffrey C. Relf
>>> Age      : 64 years
>>> Sex      : Male
>>> City     : Seattle
>>> Date     : 12/02/2024
>>> Location : Residence
>>> Cause    : Atherosclerotic and hypertensive cardiovascular disease
>>> Manner   : Natural
>>> Investigating Agency: Seattle Police Department
>>>
>>> https://content.govdelivery.com/attachments/WAKING/2024/12/13/file_attachments/3103032/Decedents%20List_12132024.pdf
>>>
>>>
>>> RIP Jeff.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>> He was an odd but not bad guy.  Too bad he didn't live a bit longer.
>>
>
>
>
> Huh.. I was just last night inquiring about him. DFS must've sneak-read
> my post before asking his cousin in that rural system to illegally
> provide the info for him. The sucker puts his nose into where it doesn't
> belong. Fucking busybody. Even my dick is tired of a shit for a guy like
> that.
>
> So.. Hmm. I wanted Relf in a jail or something, not DEAD! Jesus. what do
> you know.
>
> Someone should check the time interval between his last post and Dec
> 2nd. If it is more than a week max, then he may have died days earlier
> and only discovered on Dec. 2nd, and recorded so for convenience.
>
> His absence from COLA usually didn't last more than a week. He had let
> his circadian rhythms go as they wished and the daily cycles of various
> organs were shifting all the time with their own particular and
> different speeds, causing havoc in overall system. It would take about a
> week for the different organs' cycles to get in tuned with each other
> for a day or two, and he'd feel well enough to show up in COLA.
>
> The timing of his death is also a bit suspect. Right before he could
> fully get his social security retirement pension. The perfect death as
> far as "America" is concerned. Some thieves in the government, like this
> "DFS" and his rural horsefucking cousins, will enjoy life with the money
> he did not get.
>
> That's what's waiting for you when you trust this fucked up system of
> yours.
>
>
>
>
>

I just checked his posts in Solani's records. The last of them were two
posts on 11/13th. That's almost 20 days before December 2nd. This will
make some scenarios very probable.

20 days is simply too long for him not to post anything. So he must've
suffered a heart related incident within about one week from 11/13th.
Something severe enough to stop him from using his computer.

Hospital must've determined he needed important surgery, like bypass,
etc. But from there on I can think of just two scenarios:

1- Hospital decided on not performing the super expensive surgery
because he didn't have an adequate enough insurance paying for it. Then
with government on their side (saving a lot of money by his death right
before starting his SS benefits) and the funky insurance that he
probably had siding with the decision of letting him die, he was simply
sent home and died soon after calling his kids that he was ill but not
elaborating on it. When the kids didn't hear from him for a few days
they called the authorities on Dec 2nd for a welfare check.

2- Another scenario is that hospital informed him that he needed to have
an immediate major lifesaving surgery for which he'd have to pay for it
for the rest of his life. Such surgery would add 20 more years to his
life. But he decided to decline the offer, wanting to avoid the huge
burden and pain of undergoing a major surgery, and wanting to just go
home to the life he'd had. Too sick to use the computer, he did not post
anything, and probably was only in contact with his kids via phone, and
died on December 2nd. His kids then asked authorities to check on him on
that day.

So either government declined to perform the surgery, or he did.

A surgery like that requires a lot of infrastructure in one's life to be
successfully carried out with good results. He may've really declined it.

On 1/11/2025 2:07 AM, DFS wrote:
>
> Case     : 24-03507
> Name     : Jeffrey C. Relf
> Age      : 64 years
> Sex      : Male
> City     : Seattle
> Date     : 12/02/2024
> Location : Residence
> Cause    : Atherosclerotic and hypertensive cardiovascular disease
> Manner   : Natural
> Investigating Agency: Seattle Police Department
>
> https://content.govdelivery.com/attachments/WAKING/2024/12/13/file_attachments/3103032/Decedents%20List_12132024.pdf
>
>
> RIP Jeff.
>
> You were different.  In the end, we thank you for the odd but
> entertaining posts, the strange code, and the personal eccentricities
> that gave arise to some interesting discussions.
>
> I guess that's a nice way of saying you were nearly batshit crazy, and
> preferred to shit in a bucket.  It's also puzzling that you would choose
> to go out early like you did, but you must've had your reasons.
>
> No matter; we, the reg posters of comp.os.linux.advocacy, will miss you.

In honor of Jeff - and to help ensure I don't go out early like him - I
just did a tough street laps workout in the cold.

Lap Carried
1 0 lbs
2 0
3 0
4 0
5 0
6 0
7 20
8 30
9 40
10 50

It was 40 degrees, sunny, but almost no wind so it felt warmer.

I'm still upset by Relf's death. He must've had some demons he didn't
want to talk about.