'Haitian migrants capture geese in Springfield, Ohio: police report'

'"I’m sitting here, I’m riding on the trail, I’m going to my orientation
for my job today, and I see a group of Haitian people, there was about
four of ’em, they all had geese in their hands," a resident told a
dispatcher.'

<https://thepostmillennial.com/haitian-migrants-capture-geese-in-springfield-ohio-police-report>

'A recording of a call made to police in August has revealed a
Springfield, Ohio resident expressing concern to authorities over
Haitian migrants in the city capturing geese. The recording and police
report were obtained by The Federalist.

“I’m sitting here, I’m riding on the trail, I’m going to my orientation
for my job today, and I see a group of Haitian people, there was about
four of ’em, they all had geese in their hands,” the caller told the
police dispatcher in the audio recording of the call.

According to a police report, the caller sent in his report on Aug. 26,
before Springfield, a Columbus suburb about 50 miles away from the state
capitol, became a byword for the chaotic and often non-existent
immigration policy of the Biden-Harris administration. The caller
described to the dispatcher how he was observing four migrants, two male
and two female, each walking away grasping a goose in their arms.

“I was trying to get my phone out and I was trying to make it to this
orientation on time,” the caller explained. “I’m time crunching here,
and I saw that, I’m like, ‘Yeah this has got to be reported,’” he told
the police dispatcher.

When asked by the dispatcher, “how many” geese are involved, the caller
responded, “Uh, they each had one.”

The caller specified the exact location of the goose thievery, saying it
occurred at an intersection between Water and Warder Street, a real
location in the city that the police report later confirmed.

Springfield has been a victim of the Biden-Harris administration's
Cuba-Haiti-Nicaragua-Venezuela (CHNV) parole program that is rife with
fraud. The Department of Homeland Security briefly paused the program
after an internal report raised these concerns but it is back on track
and continuing to allow illegal immigrants into the US.

Springfield residents have testified about migrants catching and killing
local animals in full public view, The Federalist noted. “These Haitians
are running into trash cans. They’re running into buildings. They’re
flipping cars in the middle of the street, and I don’t know how like,
y’all can be comfortable with this,” resident Anthony Harris told city
officials last month. “They’re in the park, grabbing up ducks by the
neck and cutting their heads off and eating them.”

There have been numerous reports from residents of Springfield who are
adamant that Haitian immigrants are taking the geese to eat. Other
residents talk about being terrorized by the flood of illegal
immigrants.

'

John Smyth wrote:
> 'Haitian migrants capture geese in Springfield, Ohio: police report'
>
> '"I’m sitting here, I’m riding on the trail, I’m going to my orientation
> for my job today, and I see a group of Haitian people, there was about
> four of ’em, they all had geese in their hands," a resident told a
> dispatcher.'
>
> <https://thepostmillennial.com/haitian-migrants-capture-geese-in-springfield-ohio-police-report>
>
> 'A recording of a call made to police in August has revealed a
> Springfield, Ohio resident expressing concern to authorities over
> Haitian migrants in the city capturing geese. The recording and police
> report were obtained by The Federalist.
>
> “I’m sitting here, I’m riding on the trail, I’m going to my orientation
> for my job today, and I see a group of Haitian people, there was about
> four of ’em, they all had geese in their hands,” the caller told the
> police dispatcher in the audio recording of the call.
>
> According to a police report, the caller sent in his report on Aug. 26,
> before Springfield, a Columbus suburb about 50 miles away from the state
> capitol, became a byword for the chaotic and often non-existent
> immigration policy of the Biden-Harris administration. The caller
> described to the dispatcher how he was observing four migrants, two male
> and two female, each walking away grasping a goose in their arms.
>
> “I was trying to get my phone out and I was trying to make it to this
> orientation on time,” the caller explained. “I’m time crunching here,
> and I saw that, I’m like, ‘Yeah this has got to be reported,’” he told
> the police dispatcher.
>
> When asked by the dispatcher, “how many” geese are involved, the caller
> responded, “Uh, they each had one.”
>
> The caller specified the exact location of the goose thievery, saying it
> occurred at an intersection between Water and Warder Street, a real
> location in the city that the police report later confirmed.
>
> Springfield has been a victim of the Biden-Harris administration's
> Cuba-Haiti-Nicaragua-Venezuela (CHNV) parole program that is rife with
> fraud. The Department of Homeland Security briefly paused the program
> after an internal report raised these concerns but it is back on track
> and continuing to allow illegal immigrants into the US.
>
> Springfield residents have testified about migrants catching and killing
> local animals in full public view, The Federalist noted. “These Haitians
> are running into trash cans. They’re running into buildings. They’re
> flipping cars in the middle of the street, and I don’t know how like,
> y’all can be comfortable with this,” resident Anthony Harris told city
> officials last month. “They’re in the park, grabbing up ducks by the
> neck and cutting their heads off and eating them.”
>
> There have been numerous reports from residents of Springfield who are
> adamant that Haitian immigrants are taking the geese to eat. Other
> residents talk about being terrorized by the flood of illegal
> immigrants.
>
> '
>
do you have stats for that ,
how mant geese out of 100 escape

On 9/12/2024 4:46 PM, AlleyCat wrote:
> *Proper alt.fan.rush-limbaugh netiquette*
> Always remove these bullshit newsgroups from your reply:
> can.politics, alt.politics.trump, alt.computer.workshop,
> comp.os.linux.advocacy, rec.arts.tv
>
> On 9/12/2024 4:36 PM, John Smyth wrote:
>> 'Haitian migrants capture geese in Springfield, Ohio: police report'
>
> No. There is no such "police report."

Are you trying to out-lie Kamala Harris and ABC?

https://www.scribd.com/embeds/767911174/content?start_page=1&view_mode=scroll&access_key=key-FgAt6C3w3O2whVVHFZHL

John Smyth wrote:
> 'Haitian migrants capture geese in Springfield, Ohio: police report'
>
> '"I’m sitting here, I’m riding on the trail, I’m going to my orientation
> for my job today, and I see a group of Haitian people, there was about
> four of ’em, they all had geese in their hands," a resident told a
> dispatcher.'
>
> <https://thepostmillennial.com/haitian-migrants-capture-geese-in-springfield-ohio-police-report>
>
> 'A recording of a call made to police in August has revealed a
> Springfield, Ohio resident expressing concern to authorities over
> Haitian migrants in the city capturing geese. The recording and police
> report were obtained by The Federalist.
>

Bare handed? That's unamerican. They are required to get a shotgun
and blast it into feathers, bones, and blood. They're taking jobs
away from american hunters?

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On 9/12/2024 11:00 PM, Siri Cruise wrote:
> John Smyth wrote:
>> 'Haitian migrants capture geese in Springfield, Ohio: police report'
>>
>> '"I’m sitting here, I’m riding on the trail, I’m going to my orientation
>> for my job today, and I see a group of Haitian people, there was about
>> four of ’em, they all had geese in their hands," a resident told a
>> dispatcher.'
>>
>> <https://thepostmillennial.com/haitian-migrants-capture-geese-in-springfield-ohio-police-report>
>>
>> 'A recording of a call made to police in August has revealed a
>> Springfield, Ohio resident expressing concern to authorities over
>> Haitian migrants in the city capturing geese. The recording and police
>> report were obtained by The Federalist.
>>
>
>
> Bare handed? That's unamerican. They are required to get a shotgun and
> blast it into feathers, bones, and blood. They're taking jobs away from
> american hunters?

You must be a vegetarian.

% wrote:

>John Smyth wrote:
>> 'Haitian migrants capture geese in Springfield, Ohio: police report'
>>
>> '"I’m sitting here, I’m riding on the trail, I’m going to my orientation
>> for my job today, and I see a group of Haitian people, there was about
>> four of ’em, they all had geese in their hands," a resident told a
>> dispatcher.'

This is why the Repugs are going to lose, again. Why the *fsck* are
they talking about some idiots eating geese, when there are so many
*important* issues to talk about?

In <vc003b$1njdf$3@news.mixmin.net> James Cook wrote:
>
> On 9/12/2024 4:46 PM, AlleyCat wrote:
>> *Proper alt.fan.rush-limbaugh netiquette*
>> Always remove these bullshit newsgroups from your reply:
>> can.politics, alt.politics.trump, alt.computer.workshop,
>> comp.os.linux.advocacy, rec.arts.tv
>>
>> On 9/12/2024 4:36 PM, John Smyth wrote:
>>> 'Haitian migrants capture geese in Springfield, Ohio: police report'
>>
>> No. There is no such "police report."
>
> Are you trying to out-lie Kamala Harris and ABC?
>
> https://www.scribd.com/embeds/767911174/content?start_page=1&view_mode=scroll&access_key=key-FgAt6C3w3O2whVVHFZHL

Nah. Rudy could school them on lying.

On Thu, 12 Sep 2024 17:13:35 -0700, James Cook <jamescook@x.com> wrote:

>> On 9/12/2024 4:36 PM, John Smyth wrote:
>>> 'Haitian migrants capture geese in Springfield, Ohio: police report'
>>
>> No. There is no such "police report."
>
>Are you trying to out-lie Kamala Harris and ABC?
>
>https://www.scribd.com/embeds/767911174/content?start_page=1&view_mode=scroll&access_key=key-FgAt6C3w3O2whVVHFZHL
>

<laughs and points>

Great! A record of a crank call! You guys are hilarious!

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How many of these bogus reports you got?

LOL!

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Siri Cruise <chine.bleu@www.yahoo.com> wrote:
> John Smyth wrote:
>> 'Haitian migrants capture geese in Springfield, Ohio: police report'
>>
>> '"I’m sitting here, I’m riding on the trail, I’m going to my orientation
>> for my job today, and I see a group of Haitian people, there was about
>> four of ’em, they all had geese in their hands," a resident told a
>> dispatcher.'
>>
>> <https://thepostmillennial.com/haitian-migrants-capture-geese-in-springfield-ohio-police-report>
>>
>> 'A recording of a call made to police in August has revealed a
>> Springfield, Ohio resident expressing concern to authorities over
>> Haitian migrants in the city capturing geese. The recording and police
>> report were obtained by The Federalist.
>>
>
>
> Bare handed? That's unamerican. They are required to get a shotgun
> and blast it into feathers, bones, and blood. They're taking jobs
> away from american hunters?
>

If this really happened (not the crazy American lady who’s already been
arrested)..

I’d not want mess with anyone tough enough to take down a Canada Goose bare
handed. Geese are damn nasty.

-hh

aaron mebust wrote:
> On 9/12/2024 11:00 PM, Siri Cruise wrote:
>> John Smyth wrote:
>>> 'Haitian migrants capture geese in Springfield, Ohio: police
>>> report'
>>>
>>> '"I’m sitting here, I’m riding on the trail, I’m going to my
>>> orientation
>>> for my job today, and I see a group of Haitian people, there
>>> was about
>>> four of ’em, they all had geese in their hands," a resident told a
>>> dispatcher.'
>>>
>>> <https://thepostmillennial.com/haitian-migrants-capture-geese-in-springfield-ohio-police-report>
>>>
>>>
>>> 'A recording of a call made to police in August has revealed a
>>> Springfield, Ohio resident expressing concern to authorities over
>>> Haitian migrants in the city capturing geese. The recording and
>>> police
>>> report were obtained by The Federalist.
>>>
>>
>>
>> Bare handed? That's unamerican. They are required to get a
>> shotgun and blast it into feathers, bones, and blood. They're
>> taking jobs away from american hunters?
>
> You must be a vegetarian.
>

I am inclined to be a humanitarian.

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What does "democracy" even mean in a country where the system can
completely change the demographics and workforce of a town essentially
overnight, and the population not only has no recourse, they don't even
know who to complain to? And all the GOP has to offer is cat memes.

<https://fixupx.com/StrukkThunder/status/1833962996718072192>

On Fri, 13 Sep 2024 17:13:19 -0700, Siri Cruise <chine.bleu@www.yahoo.com>
wrote:

>aaron mebust wrote:
>> On 9/12/2024 11:00 PM, Siri Cruise wrote:
>>> John Smyth wrote:
>>>> 'Haitian migrants capture geese in Springfield, Ohio: police
>>>> report'
>>>>
>>>> '"I’m sitting here, I’m riding on the trail, I’m going to my
>>>> orientation
>>>> for my job today, and I see a group of Haitian people, there
>>>> was about
>>>> four of ’em, they all had geese in their hands," a resident told a
>>>> dispatcher.'
>>>>
>>>> <https://thepostmillennial.com/haitian-migrants-capture-geese-in-springfield-ohio-police-report>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 'A recording of a call made to police in August has revealed a
>>>> Springfield, Ohio resident expressing concern to authorities over
>>>> Haitian migrants in the city capturing geese. The recording and
>>>> police
>>>> report were obtained by The Federalist.
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Bare handed? That's unamerican. They are required to get a
>>> shotgun and blast it into feathers, bones, and blood. They're
>>> taking jobs away from american hunters?
>>
>> You must be a vegetarian.
>>
>
>I am inclined to be a humanitarian.

My god! You're a CANNIBAL?

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-hh wrote:

>I’d not want mess with anyone tough enough to take down a Canada Goose bare
>handed. Geese are damn nasty.

Use a weapon. A solid stick will do. I doubt that they can withstand
a good whack to the neck.

In the Spring when they have their babies, they sometimes confront me
when I'm jogging. But if I grab a stick and hold it over my head so
they they can see it, they stay out of my way.

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D. Ray wrote:

>What does "democracy" even mean in a country where the system can
>completely change the demographics and workforce of a town essentially
>overnight, and the population not only has no recourse, they don't even
>know who to complain to?

Those fsckers import people who they know will vote Domocrat. They
also buy votes left and right. "We'll give you $25k for a house!"
"We'll forgive your student loans!"

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On 9/24/24 4:01 PM, chrisv wrote:
> -hh wrote:
>
>> I’d not want mess with anyone tough enough to take down a Canada Goose bare
>> handed. Geese are damn nasty.
>
> Use a weapon. A solid stick will do. I doubt that they can withstand
> a good whack to the neck.

If it was actually that easy with just a stick, then how have Geese been
able to survive hungry native hunters for the past 15,000 years?

> In the Spring when they have their babies, they sometimes confront me
> when I'm jogging. But if I grab a stick and hold it over my head so
> they they can see it, they stay out of my way.
>

Scaring one off isn't the same as taking one down. Carry a GoPro with
you next time to record yourself actually killing a goose barehanded, or
even with a stick.

-hh

On 9/24/24 4:05 PM, chrisv wrote:
> D. Ray wrote:
>
>> What does "democracy" even mean in a country where the system can
>> completely change the demographics and workforce of a town essentially
>> overnight, and the population not only has no recourse, they don't even
>> know who to complain to?
>
> Those fsckers import people who they know will vote Domocrat.

But if the USA is so great for Capitalism, then why aren't there any
Republican-minded immigrants who want to come here?

> They also buy votes left and right.

That was Trump caught on tape this week:

<https://www.pennlive.com/news/2024/09/kind-gesture-or-vote-buying-trumps-cash-gift-to-pa-grocery-shopper-sparks-heated-debate.html>

Given that it was done during a campaign stop, I'd conclude that it was
an illegal vote-buying attempt.

> "We'll give you $25k for a house!"

You mean this one?

<https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billTextClient.xhtml?bill_id=202320240AB1840>

Because that's a clarification of an existing California new home buyers
program. The clarification was that that immigration status wasn't a
specific requirement imposed by CA, which meant that application costs
are streamlined by no longer had to do their own check for California.

> "We'll forgive your student loans!"

For overwhelmingly US Citizens, and seeking to reduce how bad the middle
class has been being ripped off by the Financial industry.

-hh

-hh wrote:

> chrisv wrote:
>>
>> Use a weapon. A solid stick will do. I doubt that they can withstand
>> a good whack to the neck.
>
>If it was actually that easy with just a stick, then how have Geese been
>able to survive hungry native hunters for the past 15,000 years?

There's that classic -highhorse "if that was true then..." made-up
"logic" again.

"Those birds *must* be badass! How else could they have survived?!"

Sheesh. The idiocy.

When they can't fly, they hide. Back when people were more prone to
hunt for their food, there was lots of area for animals to hide, for a
good survival rate. There still is, in many cases.

Yes, it would be easy to take-out a fscking goose with a swing of a
solid stick.

-hh wrote:

>> Those fsckers import people who they know will vote Domocrat.
>
>But if the USA is so great for Capitalism, then why aren't there any
>Republican-minded immigrants who want to come here?

Does that really address my point, -highhorse?

> (further argumentative idiocy and diversions that didn't refute my points, snipped)

"But what about Trump" says -highhorse.

Response will be deleted, unread.

-hh wrote:

> chrisv wrote:
>>
>> Use a weapon. A solid stick will do. I doubt that they can withstand
>> a good whack to the neck.
>
>If it was actually that easy with just a stick, then how have Geese been
>able to survive hungry native hunters for the past 15,000 years?

There's that classic -highhorse "if that was true then..." made-up
"logic" again.

"Those birds *must* be badass! How else could they have survived?!"

Sheesh. The idiocy.

When they can't fly, they hide. Back when people were more prone to
hunt for their food, there was lots of area for animals to hide, for a
good survival rate. There still is, in many cases.

Yes, it would be easy to take-out a fscking goose with a swing of a
solid stick.

chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> wrote:

>Response will be deleted, unread.

Will you stop saying that, for fuck's sake? You sound like you never
grew up.

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Section 1.

[...] No state shall make or enforce any law which shall
abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the
United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of
life, liberty, or property, without due process of law;
nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal
protection of the laws.

Dobbs rewrites this, it is invalid precedent. States are
liable for denying needed abortions, e.g. TX.

In article <in98fj5su6gf2nmd9di1svqbqqgf8g5cgk@4ax.com>,
joelcrump@gmail.com says...
>
> chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> wrote:
>
> >Response will be deleted, unread.
>
>
> Will you stop saying that, for fuck's sake? You sound like you never
> grew up.

Oh the irony. So what "rights" will you lose if Trump wins?

Skeeter wrote:

> joelcrump@gmail.com says...
>>
>> chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>> Response will be deleted, unread.
>>
>> Will you stop saying that, for fuck's sake? You sound like you never
>> grew up.
>
> Oh the irony. So what "rights" will you lose if Trump wins?

It's actually quite grown-up of me to declare, in advance, that I've
made my point and that you can have the last word.

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chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> wrote:
>Skeeter wrote:
>> joelcrump@gmail.com says...
>>> chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Response will be deleted, unread.
>>>
>>> Will you stop saying that, for fuck's sake? You sound like you never
>>> grew up.
>>
>> Oh the irony. So what "rights" will you lose if Trump wins?
>
>It's actually quite grown-up of me to declare, in advance, that I've
>made my point and that you can have the last word.

Not really. I don't want a "word". I want Usenet not to suck balls.

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Amendment XIV
Section 1.

[...] No state shall make or enforce any law which shall
abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the
United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of
life, liberty, or property, without due process of law;
nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal
protection of the laws.

Dobbs rewrites this, it is invalid precedent. States are
liable for denying needed abortions, e.g. TX.

chrisv wrote:

>Skeeter wrote:
>
>> joelcrump@gmail.com says...
>>>
>>> chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Response will be deleted, unread.
>>>
>>> Will you stop saying that, for fuck's sake? You sound like you never
>>> grew up.
>>
>> Oh the irony. So what "rights" will you lose if Trump wins?
>
>It's actually quite grown-up of me to declare, in advance, that I've
>made my point and that you can have the last word.

Response was deleted, unread.

On Wed, 25 Sep 2024 07:24:11 -0400, -hh <recscuba_google@huntzinger.com> wrote:

>On 9/24/24 4:01 PM, chrisv wrote:
>> -hh wrote:
>>
>>> I’d not want mess with anyone tough enough to take down a Canada Goose bare
>>> handed. Geese are damn nasty.
>>
>> Use a weapon. A solid stick will do. I doubt that they can withstand
>> a good whack to the neck.
>
>If it was actually that easy with just a stick, then how have Geese been
>able to survive hungry native hunters for the past 15,000 years?
>
>
>> In the Spring when they have their babies, they sometimes confront me
>> when I'm jogging. But if I grab a stick and hold it over my head so
>> they they can see it, they stay out of my way.
>>
>
>Scaring one off isn't the same as taking one down. Carry a GoPro with
>you next time to record yourself actually killing a goose barehanded, or
>even with a stick.

My dad used to "wring their necks". In this execution process, the chicken is
held firmly in the hand, swung rapidly around in the air and then snapped so the
body separates at the neck. The chicken, not yet aware it's dead, will run
around the yard headless until the muscles run out of glycogen.

Pluck, clean and have chicken and dumplings for supper.

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