Bud Light wrote:
> In article <ladtq7FoogU1@mid.individual.net>
> Maximus <gladiator@colosseum.rome> wrote:
>> Bob Probaska wrote:
>>> CA | A man is being treated at the San Mateo Medical Center after his
>>> boyfriend’s fist was stuck in his own rectum.
>>>
>>> The couple who were allegedly practicing “fisting,” a sexual activity that
>>> involves inserting a hand into the partner’s rectum, called ‘911’ after
>>> they were unable to release the man’s hand from his boyfriend’s anal
>>> cavity.
>>>
>>> Both men were transported by ambulance to San Mateo Medical Center where
>>> hospital staff successfully released the man’s hand, a complicated task
>>> due to heavy inflammation, blood loss and risk of laceration, say doctors.
>>>
>>> “I know I’ll never have the opportunity to give birth in my lifetime, but
>>> I think I know what it feels like now” Mathew Cunning, 23, told reporters.
>>> “I just talked to my mom on the phone and she told me she had felt the
>>> same thing when she was in labor,” he admitted.
>>>
>>> “My mom was really supportive through this whole ordeal. She talked to me
>>> on the phone the whole time the doctors were trying to get Hernando’s hand
>>> out of there. She’s just the greatest,” he added in tears.
>>>
>>> The couple firmly believes that, had they used lubricant, the trip to the
>>> hospital could have been avoided.
>>>
>>> “I usually use Crisco or vegetable oil but we were out of everything. It
>>> was definitely not our lucky day” admits Iglesias, visibly amused by the
>>> media attention.
>>>
>>> “It happened so fast. One second, we were cuddling and enjoying ourselves,
>>> and moments later, we’re in an ambulance and my fist is stuck in Matt’s
>>> butt. It was unreal,” he recalls.
>>>
>>> “Matt is a real hero, he handled the pain like a real soldier. The
>>> hospital staff was awesome. They found me a bed so I could sleep a few
>>> hours through the procedure,” he added.
>>>
>>> Matthew Cunning, who has lost a large amount of blood and received an
>>> impressive 37 stitches, is set to be released from the hospital in the
>>> next few days and should not endure any permanent damage from the
>>> incident, say doctors.
>>>
>>> Although Cunning admits his “handballing” days aren’t necessarily over, he
>>> hopes others in the “fisting community” will pay heed to this incident and
>>> use the proper lubricants to safely enjoy the practice.
>> serves the depraved idiot right
> He didn't learn anything. This is why America had sanitariums
> until Democrats had them all closed because the mentally ill
> have voting rights.
>

having mentally ill persons voting is madness

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"Christian beliefs fail against reason, facts, and knowledge"

"Religion is not about truth, it's about lifestyle"

"God is a convenient explanation for what man does not understand.
The less that's inexplicable, the less need for a 'God' explanation."

"The problem with theism is that it never remains within
the realm of belief, but invariably proceeds to assertion"

Maximus wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:

> having mentally ill persons voting is madness

70 million plus of them voted for 45.

--
You will get what you deserve.

On 5/14/2024 5:38 AM, Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
> Maximus wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:
>
>> having mentally ill persons voting is madness
>
> 70 million plus of them voted for 45.

You're thinking of obama and his retard voters

tim allen <tim@iheartradio.com> wrote:
>On 5/14/2024 5:38 AM, Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
>> Maximus wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:
>>
>>> having mentally ill persons voting is madness
>>
>> 70 million plus of them voted for 45.
>
>You're thinking of obama and his retard voters

Oh yeah, those rough years with Obama, heh. Literally nothing bad
happened, you just had to see a black face as president. *That* is
your beef. The color of his skin, his DNA. Racist prick. Grow up.

--
Joel W. Crump

Amendment XIV
Section 1.

[...] No state shall make or enforce any law which shall
abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the
United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of
life, liberty, or property, without due process of law;
nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal
protection of the laws.

Dobbs rewrites this, it is invalid precedent. States are
liable for denying needed abortions, e.g. TX.

In article <8nf74j1prcubdoludttffgkr9t53fcb5cc@4ax.com>,
joelcrump@gmail.com says...
>
> tim allen <tim@iheartradio.com> wrote:
> >On 5/14/2024 5:38 AM, Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
> >> Maximus wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:
> >>
> >>> having mentally ill persons voting is madness
> >>
> >> 70 million plus of them voted for 45.
> >
> >You're thinking of obama and his retard voters
>
>
> Oh yeah, those rough years with Obama, heh. Literally nothing bad
> happened, you just had to see a black face as president. *That* is
> your beef. The color of his skin, his DNA. Racist prick. Grow up.

You said all that not him. You libs "assume" everything.

tim allen wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:

> On 5/14/2024 5:38 AM, Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
>> Maximus wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:
>>
>>> having mentally ill persons voting is madness
>>
>> 70 million plus of them voted for 45.
>
> You're thinking of obama and his retard voters

Nah, I'm thinking of people who think 45 is competent, has a moral compass,
and gives a rat's ass about them.

Obama did a decent job. Like all prexies, screwed up on some things.
An intelligent man.

45 was and is an unmitigated disaster. "Remember President Jimmy Connors?"
"Wonderful guy Hannibal Lecter". "Bomb the hurricane with nukes."
"Inject bleach." "I am Tariff Man!"

LMAO

--
Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?
A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home.

In article <v20h4k$cafi$2@dont-email.me>, OFeem1987@teleworm.us says...
>
> tim allen wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:
>
> > On 5/14/2024 5:38 AM, Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
> >> Maximus wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:
> >>
> >>> having mentally ill persons voting is madness
> >>
> >> 70 million plus of them voted for 45.
> >
> > You're thinking of obama and his retard voters
>
> Nah, I'm thinking of people who think 45 is competent, has a moral compass,
> and gives a rat's ass about them.
>
> Obama did a decent job. Like all prexies, screwed up on some things.
> An intelligent man.
>
> 45 was and is an unmitigated disaster. "Remember President Jimmy Connors?"
> "Wonderful guy Hannibal Lecter". "Bomb the hurricane with nukes."
> "Inject bleach." "I am Tariff Man!"
>
> LMAO

You are sucking up the out of context bullshit your MSM tells you. Why
is he ahead in the polls?

Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:
>In article <8nf74j1prcubdoludttffgkr9t53fcb5cc@4ax.com>,
>joelcrump@gmail.com says...
>> tim allen <tim@iheartradio.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >You're thinking of obama and his retard voters
>>
>> Oh yeah, those rough years with Obama, heh. Literally nothing bad
>> happened, you just had to see a black face as president. *That* is
>> your beef. The color of his skin, his DNA. Racist prick. Grow up.
>
>You said all that not him. You libs "assume" everything.

And yet you can't let him reply to me, himself, isn't it interesting.
Maybe he has some specific problem with what happened under Obama's
watch, that he'll remind me of, and make me look stupid, but you took
it upon yourself to jump in, and act like I couldn't possibly know
what I was talking about. Methinks you're defensive.

--
Joel W. Crump

Amendment XIV
Section 1.

[...] No state shall make or enforce any law which shall
abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the
United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of
life, liberty, or property, without due process of law;
nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal
protection of the laws.

Dobbs rewrites this, it is invalid precedent. States are
liable for denying needed abortions, e.g. TX.

Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:

>Why
>is he [Donald J. Trump] ahead in the polls [for the 2024 U.S. presidential election]?

The botnet. You haven't figured *that* out, by now?

--
Joel W. Crump

Amendment XIV
Section 1.

[...] No state shall make or enforce any law which shall
abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the
United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of
life, liberty, or property, without due process of law;
nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal
protection of the laws.

Dobbs rewrites this, it is invalid precedent. States are
liable for denying needed abortions, e.g. TX.

In article <63l74j9v3s74kbi8b3e6liqtlshndfi4gj@4ax.com>,
joelcrump@gmail.com says...
>
> Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:
> >In article <8nf74j1prcubdoludttffgkr9t53fcb5cc@4ax.com>,
> >joelcrump@gmail.com says...
> >> tim allen <tim@iheartradio.com> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >You're thinking of obama and his retard voters
> >>
> >> Oh yeah, those rough years with Obama, heh. Literally nothing bad
> >> happened, you just had to see a black face as president. *That* is
> >> your beef. The color of his skin, his DNA. Racist prick. Grow up.
> >
> >You said all that not him. You libs "assume" everything.
>
>
> And yet you can't let him reply to me, himself, isn't it interesting.
> Maybe he has some specific problem with what happened under Obama's
> watch, that he'll remind me of, and make me look stupid, but you took
> it upon yourself to jump in, and act like I couldn't possibly know
> what I was talking about. Methinks you're defensive.

Methinks you fuck men.

Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:
>In article <63l74j9v3s74kbi8b3e6liqtlshndfi4gj@4ax.com>,
>joelcrump@gmail.com says...
>> Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:
>> >In article <8nf74j1prcubdoludttffgkr9t53fcb5cc@4ax.com>,
>> >joelcrump@gmail.com says...
>> >> tim allen <tim@iheartradio.com> wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >You're thinking of obama and his retard voters
>> >>
>> >> Oh yeah, those rough years with Obama, heh. Literally nothing bad
>> >> happened, you just had to see a black face as president. *That* is
>> >> your beef. The color of his skin, his DNA. Racist prick. Grow up.
>> >
>> >You said all that not him. You libs "assume" everything.
>>
>> And yet you can't let him reply to me, himself, isn't it interesting.
>> Maybe he has some specific problem with what happened under Obama's
>> watch, that he'll remind me of, and make me look stupid, but you took
>> it upon yourself to jump in, and act like I couldn't possibly know
>> what I was talking about. Methinks you're defensive.
>
>Methinks you fuck men.

Is that relevant, to this?

--
Joel W. Crump

Amendment XIV
Section 1.

[...] No state shall make or enforce any law which shall
abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the
United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of
life, liberty, or property, without due process of law;
nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal
protection of the laws.

Dobbs rewrites this, it is invalid precedent. States are
liable for denying needed abortions, e.g. TX.

On 2024-05-14, Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:
> In article <8nf74j1prcubdoludttffgkr9t53fcb5cc@4ax.com>,
> joelcrump@gmail.com says...
>>
>> tim allen <tim@iheartradio.com> wrote:
>> >On 5/14/2024 5:38 AM, Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
>> >> Maximus wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:
>> >>
>> >>> having mentally ill persons voting is madness
>> >>
>> >> 70 million plus of them voted for 45.
>> >
>> >You're thinking of obama and his retard voters
>>
>>
>> Oh yeah, those rough years with Obama, heh. Literally nothing bad
>> happened, you just had to see a black face as president. *That* is
>> your beef. The color of his skin, his DNA. Racist prick. Grow up.
>
> You said all that not him. You libs "assume" everything.

I voted for Obama twice in fact because I felt he was the better candidate at the time.

However, Obama DID do a lot of damage.

<https://www.hoover.org/research/barack-obamas-failed-presidency>

--
pothead
Joe Biden is the absolute WORST President Of the U.S. ever.
Nobody else is even close. Including Jimmy Carter.
Vote for ANYBODY but Joe Biden in 2024.

tim allen wrote:

> You're thinking of obama and his retard voters

Obama wasn't a radical leftist. Unlike Brandon.

--
"Most of us think its just plain stupid to educate 200000000 under
priviliged children for positions that aren't available." -
"Humanitarian" Hadron Quark

chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> wrote:
>tim allen wrote:
>
>> You're thinking of obama and his retard voters
>
>Obama wasn't a radical leftist. Unlike Brandon.

Biden is hardly radical, he's done some token things to recognize the
progressives, who helped save us from a dictator in 2020, but his
policies are largely no different than previous Democratic presidents.

--
Joel W. Crump

Amendment XIV
Section 1.

[...] No state shall make or enforce any law which shall
abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the
United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of
life, liberty, or property, without due process of law;
nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal
protection of the laws.

Dobbs rewrites this, it is invalid precedent. States are
liable for denying needed abortions, e.g. TX.

In article <h8l74j5t894ocsfqbogfch10omdjnfkkhc@4ax.com>,
joelcrump@gmail.com says...
>
> Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:
>
> >Why
> >is he [Donald J. Trump] ahead in the polls [for the 2024 U.S. presidential election]?
>
>
> The botnet. You haven't figured *that* out, by now?

Yea. But you still think Bidens win was fair and square? Why are tons of
people showing at his rallies?

In article <kkl74jlvik19r23prq8bt66uua1a6us6qp@4ax.com>,
joelcrump@gmail.com says...
>
> Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:
> >In article <63l74j9v3s74kbi8b3e6liqtlshndfi4gj@4ax.com>,
> >joelcrump@gmail.com says...
> >> Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:
> >> >In article <8nf74j1prcubdoludttffgkr9t53fcb5cc@4ax.com>,
> >> >joelcrump@gmail.com says...
> >> >> tim allen <tim@iheartradio.com> wrote:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >You're thinking of obama and his retard voters
> >> >>
> >> >> Oh yeah, those rough years with Obama, heh. Literally nothing bad
> >> >> happened, you just had to see a black face as president. *That* is
> >> >> your beef. The color of his skin, his DNA. Racist prick. Grow up.
> >> >
> >> >You said all that not him. You libs "assume" everything.
> >>
> >> And yet you can't let him reply to me, himself, isn't it interesting.
> >> Maybe he has some specific problem with what happened under Obama's
> >> watch, that he'll remind me of, and make me look stupid, but you took
> >> it upon yourself to jump in, and act like I couldn't possibly know
> >> what I was talking about. Methinks you're defensive.
> >
> >Methinks you fuck men.
>
>
> Is that relevant, to this?

If you want it to be. You have mental issues.

In article <run74jp17n9v9ifl8p8gmfoe7bmcnlc2b6@4ax.com>,
chrisv@nospam.invalid says...
>
> tim allen wrote:
>
> > You're thinking of obama and his retard voters
>
> Obama wasn't a radical leftist. Unlike Brandon.

and his handlers.

In article <tto74j5oq5bq933v60op8d974noiupu14n@4ax.com>,
joelcrump@gmail.com says...
>
> chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> wrote:
> >tim allen wrote:
> >
> >> You're thinking of obama and his retard voters
> >
> >Obama wasn't a radical leftist. Unlike Brandon.
>
>
> Biden is hardly radical, he's done some token things to recognize the
> progressives, who helped save us from a dictator in 2020, but his
> policies are largely no different than previous Democratic presidents.

That's why crime and prices went up.

Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:

>> >Why
>> >is he [Donald J. Trump] ahead in the polls [for the 2024 U.S. presidential election]?
>>
>> The botnet. You haven't figured *that* out, by now?
>
>Yea. But you still think Bidens win was fair and square? Why are tons of
>people showing at his rallies?

The election was legit, yeah, both sides got record turnout, it was a
remarkable thing. Trump really brought out the vote, but it just
wasn't as large as the Democrats' coalition. And yeah, Trump draws
big crowds to rallies, and he will get a lot of turnout again in the
election, but the race will come down to who specifically turns out,
whether the Middle East situation will hurt Biden, whether Trump's
antics will hurt himself, it's a toss-up, at this point. The polls
today are meaningless. This is gonna be even more interesting, than
2020 itself.

--
Joel W. Crump

Amendment XIV
Section 1.

[...] No state shall make or enforce any law which shall
abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the
United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of
life, liberty, or property, without due process of law;
nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal
protection of the laws.

Dobbs rewrites this, it is invalid precedent. States are
liable for denying needed abortions, e.g. TX.

Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:

>> Biden is hardly radical, he's done some token things to recognize the
>> progressives, who helped save us from a dictator in 2020, but his
>> policies are largely no different than previous Democratic presidents.
>
>That's why crime and prices went up.

Prices went up because the economy is reconfiguring, along with the
inflation. It's affected me some, too, but it's OK, I'm still lucky
enough not to live in the third world. I'm not going to think that
the president has responsibility for all of this, including Trump, I
could point to specific policies of DJT's I disagreed with, but
ultimately, the economy is bigger than any person or the government.
Neither Trump nor Biden are really responsible for it, the pandemic is
the single biggest factor.

--
Joel W. Crump

Amendment XIV
Section 1.

[...] No state shall make or enforce any law which shall
abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the
United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of
life, liberty, or property, without due process of law;
nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal
protection of the laws.

Dobbs rewrites this, it is invalid precedent. States are
liable for denying needed abortions, e.g. TX.

On 2024-05-14, Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:
> In article <63l74j9v3s74kbi8b3e6liqtlshndfi4gj@4ax.com>,
> joelcrump@gmail.com says...
>>
>> Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:
>> >In article <8nf74j1prcubdoludttffgkr9t53fcb5cc@4ax.com>,
>> >joelcrump@gmail.com says...

>> >> tim allen <tim@iheartradio.com> wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >You're thinking of obama and his retard voters
>> >>
>> >> Oh yeah, those rough years with Obama, heh. Literally nothing bad
>> >> happened, you just had to see a black face as president. *That* is
>> >> your beef. The color of his skin, his DNA. Racist prick. Grow up.
>> >
>> >You said all that not him. You libs "assume" everything.
>>
>>
>> And yet you can't let him reply to me, himself, isn't it interesting.
>> Maybe he has some specific problem with what happened under Obama's
>> watch, that he'll remind me of, and make me look stupid, but you took
>> it upon yourself to jump in, and act like I couldn't possibly know
>> what I was talking about. Methinks you're defensive.
>
> Methinks you fuck men.

Methinks he lets men fuck him.
Yuck.
--
pothead
Joe Biden is the absolute WORST President Of the U.S. ever.
Nobody else is even close. Including Jimmy Carter.
Vote for ANYBODY but Joe Biden in 2024.

pothead wrote:
> On 2024-05-14, Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:
>> In article <63l74j9v3s74kbi8b3e6liqtlshndfi4gj@4ax.com>,
>> joelcrump@gmail.com says...
>>>
>>> Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:
>>>> In article <8nf74j1prcubdoludttffgkr9t53fcb5cc@4ax.com>,
>>>> joelcrump@gmail.com says...
>
>
>>>>> tim allen <tim@iheartradio.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You're thinking of obama and his retard voters
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh yeah, those rough years with Obama, heh. Literally nothing bad
>>>>> happened, you just had to see a black face as president. *That* is
>>>>> your beef. The color of his skin, his DNA. Racist prick. Grow up.
>>>>
>>>> You said all that not him. You libs "assume" everything.
>>>
>>>
>>> And yet you can't let him reply to me, himself, isn't it interesting.
>>> Maybe he has some specific problem with what happened under Obama's
>>> watch, that he'll remind me of, and make me look stupid, but you took
>>> it upon yourself to jump in, and act like I couldn't possibly know
>>> what I was talking about. Methinks you're defensive.
>>
>> Methinks you fuck men.
>
> Methinks he lets men fuck him.
> Yuck.
>
i think you should slam it in ta all ya all

pothead <pothead@snakebite.com> wrote:
>On 2024-05-14, Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> Methinks you [Joel Crump] fuck men.
>
>Methinks he lets men fuck him.
>Yuck.

So you're echoing that lamebrain who called me "rumpy-pumpy Crumpy"?

--
Joel W. Crump

Amendment XIV
Section 1.

[...] No state shall make or enforce any law which shall
abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the
United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of
life, liberty, or property, without due process of law;
nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal
protection of the laws.

Dobbs rewrites this, it is invalid precedent. States are
liable for denying needed abortions, e.g. TX.

In article <bhs74jtf866o573u206cnac31cjeuni3rf@4ax.com>,
joelcrump@gmail.com says...
>
> Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> >Why
> >> >is he [Donald J. Trump] ahead in the polls [for the 2024 U.S. presidential election]?
> >>
> >> The botnet. You haven't figured *that* out, by now?
> >
> >Yea. But you still think Bidens win was fair and square? Why are tons of
> >people showing at his rallies?
>
>
> The election was legit, yeah, both sides got record turnout, it was a
> remarkable thing. Trump really brought out the vote, but it just
> wasn't as large as the Democrats' coalition. And yeah, Trump draws
> big crowds to rallies, and he will get a lot of turnout again in the
> election, but the race will come down to who specifically turns out,
> whether the Middle East situation will hurt Biden, whether Trump's
> antics will hurt himself, it's a toss-up, at this point. The polls
> today are meaningless. This is gonna be even more interesting, than
> 2020 itself.

The fix is already in I am sure. Polls have Don climbing. Unless that
drops he should win. But we know how y'all work.

In article <qqs74jdc9f0qfufojqokb9d0jqd64tr19f@4ax.com>,
joelcrump@gmail.com says...
>
> Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> Biden is hardly radical, he's done some token things to recognize the
> >> progressives, who helped save us from a dictator in 2020, but his
> >> policies are largely no different than previous Democratic presidents.
> >
> >That's why crime and prices went up.
>
>
> Prices went up because the economy is reconfiguring, along with the
> inflation. It's affected me some, too, but it's OK, I'm still lucky
> enough not to live in the third world. I'm not going to think that
> the president has responsibility for all of this, including Trump, I
> could point to specific policies of DJT's I disagreed with, but
> ultimately, the economy is bigger than any person or the government.
> Neither Trump nor Biden are really responsible for it, the pandemic is
> the single biggest factor.

Their policies do. Watch the stock market during an election year.
Anyway...Trump is still better than owned Biden. The people want him.