I can easily kick the fucking ass of any participant on this
group.

Furthermore, with one punch, I can hospitalize any and all
Microshit advocates.

I just completed 2 miles on my treadmill, and I am ready for
fucking homicidal action.

Here is my workout music:

Sacred Love, Bad Brains

Rolling Stones, Heartbreaker

Rolling Stones, Bitch

Siouxie + Banshees, Turn to Stone

Smiths, Sweet and Tender Hooligan

Smiths, Handsome Devil

Fifth Column, Ghost of the Buffalo (one of my ex-wives
on vocals)

Echo + Bunnymen, Over the Wall

999, Homicide

There is a story behind the Bad Brains. I was incarcerated
at a max pen for felonious assault and my cell mate was the
lead singer thereof. His band was scheduled to record and
to make his appearance he used his telephone from the cell
to sing on that particular track. The distortion is quite
apparent.

But I will tolerate no Microshit advocacy. I will annihilate,
with a single punch, anyone who dares to criticize GNU/linux.

Note:

No fucking AI in the world could ever duplicate the pure
art of the Rolling Stones "Bitch." Behold the inimitable
lyrics:

I'm feeling so tired, can't understand it
Just had a fortnight's sleep
I'm feeling so stuffed, I'm so distracted
Ain't touched a thing all week
I'm feeling drunk, juiced up and sloppy
Ain't touched a drink all night
I'm feeling hungry, can't see the reason
Just had a horse meat pie

GNU/Linux -- for REAL MEN only.

Microshit Winblows -- for pale zombies waiting for my
final punch.

Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> wrote:

>I can easily kick the fucking ass of any participant on this
>group.
>
>Furthermore, with one punch, I can hospitalize any and all
>Microshit advocates.
>
>I just completed 2 miles on my treadmill, and I am ready for
>fucking homicidal action.
>
>Here is my workout music:
>
>Sacred Love, Bad Brains
>
>Rolling Stones, Heartbreaker
>
>Rolling Stones, Bitch
>
>Siouxie + Banshees, Turn to Stone
>
>Smiths, Sweet and Tender Hooligan
>
>Smiths, Handsome Devil
>
>Fifth Column, Ghost of the Buffalo (one of my ex-wives
>on vocals)
>
>Echo + Bunnymen, Over the Wall
>
>999, Homicide
>
>There is a story behind the Bad Brains. I was incarcerated
>at a max pen for felonious assault and my cell mate was the
>lead singer thereof. His band was scheduled to record and
>to make his appearance he used his telephone from the cell
>to sing on that particular track. The distortion is quite
>apparent.
>
>But I will tolerate no Microshit advocacy. I will annihilate,
>with a single punch, anyone who dares to criticize GNU/linux.
>
>Note:
>
>No fucking AI in the world could ever duplicate the pure
>art of the Rolling Stones "Bitch." Behold the inimitable
>lyrics:
>
>I'm feeling so tired, can't understand it
>Just had a fortnight's sleep
>I'm feeling so stuffed, I'm so distracted
>Ain't touched a thing all week
>I'm feeling drunk, juiced up and sloppy
>Ain't touched a drink all night
>I'm feeling hungry, can't see the reason
>Just had a horse meat pie
>
>GNU/Linux -- for REAL MEN only.
>
>Microshit Winblows -- for pale zombies waiting for my
>final punch.

You admit being a liquid-acid baby mind and you post that? You're
*definitely* going to get cancer in your later life, dude, fast
approaching. It's unfair, maybe, but the way the game works. You
chose to cling to your nerd mind, instead of taking the solid food as
Jesus put it, amphetamines, to build yourself into a worldly god. You
prefer to just be a pathetic narcissist, thinking you don't need to go
through the trials, well you were wrong. And you're welcome for me
ending death, so that your sorry ass won't get the cancer that would
be coming, if not for my existence.

--
Joel W. Crump

Amendment XIV
Section 1.

[...] No state shall make or enforce any law which shall
abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the
United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of
life, liberty, or property, without due process of law;
nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal
protection of the laws.

Dobbs rewrites this, it is invalid precedent. States are
liable for denying needed abortions, e.g. TX.

On Sat, 11 May 2024 19:39:01 +0000, Farley Flud wrote:

> Furthermore, with one punch, I can hospitalize any and all Microshit
> advocates.
>
> I just completed 2 miles on my treadmill, and I am ready for fucking
> homicidal action.

"Farley is just speeding away
Thought she was James Dean for a day
Then I guess she had to crash
Valium would've helped that bash"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG6fayQBm9w

Le 11-05-2024, Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> a écrit :
> I can easily kick the fucking ass of any participant on this
> group.

Yes, in your dreams, like always.

> Furthermore, with one punch, I can hospitalize any and all
> Microshit advocates.

You could mostly break your hand, and finish at the hospital. Another
thing you don't know, of course. The movies are for fun, not for
veracity, even if they inspire you.

> I just completed 2 miles on my treadmill, and I am ready for
> fucking homicidal action.

I'm not very comfortable with the prehistorical units you are using.
They change with context, but I'd say it's something like 3.5 km. It's
something like half an hour walking or fifteen minutes running (a few
years ago during my military service, I ran the cooper, so 3200m, in 12
minutes). You are proud of that? You stop just when it started? Are you
that feeble? How could you harm anyone with so little capacities?

Today on my bike (no motor, nothing except my legs) I just complete
226km. It took me a little bit more than 10 hours (I don't include the
time I spent eating) it's not fast but unlike your joke, it's real
exercise.

> Here is my workout music:
>
> Sacred Love, Bad Brains
>
> Rolling Stones, Heartbreaker
>
> Rolling Stones, Bitch
>
> Siouxie + Banshees, Turn to Stone
>
> Smiths, Sweet and Tender Hooligan
>
> Smiths, Handsome Devil
>
> Fifth Column, Ghost of the Buffalo (one of my ex-wives
> on vocals)
>
> Echo + Bunnymen, Over the Wall
>
> 999, Homicide

How ca you listening all of this in so little time? Do you know the
purpose of a treadmill? It looks like you don't. Are you using it to
sleep and believe you are running fast?

> But I will tolerate no Microshit advocacy. I will annihilate,
> with a single punch, anyone who dares to criticize GNU/linux.

If all you can do is describe your mediocrity, I strongly believe you
can only dream of annihilating anything beyond your computer (by
mistake, of course, not on purpose, you are too stupid for that).

> GNU/Linux -- for REAL MEN only.

Yes, everyone already know: you are not concerned.

> Microshit Winblows -- for pale zombies waiting for my
> final punch.

Your final punch will probably kill them... of laughing. And your pet
dog the terrorist said you are not funny...

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https://scarpet42.gitlab.io

Stéphane CARPENTIER wrote:

>Today on my bike (no motor, nothing except my legs) I just complete
>226km. It took me a little bit more than 10 hours (I don't include the
>time I spent eating) it's not fast but unlike your joke, it's real
>exercise.

That's fairly impressive. How old are you?

I recently ran a 10k race in 51:40. Not bad for a guy in his 60's.

--
'It's amazing how in the freetards mind they actually believe that
people or companies that are successful must somehow either be "lucky"
or they "cheated."' - trolling fsckwit "Ezekiel", lying shamelessly

rbowman wrote:

> Farley Flud wrote:
>>
>> Furthermore, with one punch, I can hospitalize any and all Microshit
>> advocates.
>>
>> I just completed 2 miles on my treadmill, and I am ready for fucking
>> homicidal action.
>
>"Farley is just speeding away
>Thought she was James Dean for a day
>Then I guess she had to crash
>Valium would've helped that bash"

I would pay to watch a Fabian/Joel fight.

--
"Just the fact that this thread is going on and on is proof that the
GPL is a total confused clusterfsck." - "flatfish", lying
shamelessly

chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> wrote:
>rbowman wrote:
>> Farley Flud wrote:
>>>
>>> Furthermore, with one punch, I can hospitalize any and all Microshit
>>> advocates.
>>>
>>> I just completed 2 miles on my treadmill, and I am ready for fucking
>>> homicidal action.
>>
>>"Farley is just speeding away
>>Thought she was James Dean for a day
>>Then I guess she had to crash
>>Valium would've helped that bash"
>
>I would pay to watch a Fabian/Joel fight.

I couldn't do it to him, he's too weak. He's like a spoiled kid,
mentally.

--
Joel W. Crump

Amendment XIV
Section 1.

[...] No state shall make or enforce any law which shall
abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the
United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of
life, liberty, or property, without due process of law;
nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal
protection of the laws.

Dobbs rewrites this, it is invalid precedent. States are
liable for denying needed abortions, e.g. TX.

On May 11, 2024 at 3:39:01 PM EDT, "Farley Flud" <ff@linux.rocks> wrote:

> I just completed 2 miles on my treadmill, and I am ready for
> fucking homicidal action.

2 miles? Are you serious? Is that supposed to be impressive? On a treadmill?
Indoors?

That's about a 25 minute walk for me. Outside.

Wake us up when you can do 10 miles without throwing up.

So, let's recap. You know nothing about computers. You know less than nothing
about programming. You can't fix a bicycle. You know nothing about exercise.
You think Linux "makes you a man".

Just admit it. You really are a 14 year old girl, aren't you?

Andrzej Matuch <andrzej@matu.ch> wrote:
>On Sat, 11 May 2024 18:36:40 -0500, chrisv wrote:
>
>> I would pay to watch a Fabian/Joel fight.
>
>Sissy fight!

You're the sissy, cracker-ass phobe dummy. You think 'cause you're
overweight you'd beat me, I ain't scared of you, fatso. Bring it on,
oh I forgot you killfiled me like a coward. Retard. Grow some balls.

--
Joel W. Crump

Amendment XIV
Section 1.

[...] No state shall make or enforce any law which shall
abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the
United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of
life, liberty, or property, without due process of law;
nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal
protection of the laws.

Dobbs rewrites this, it is invalid precedent. States are
liable for denying needed abortions, e.g. TX.

You (ChrisV) replied ( to Carpentier ):
> > Today, on my [Bicycle], I just complete 226km.
> > It took me a little bit more than 10 hours
> > ( I don't include the time I spent eating )
>
> That's fairly impressive. How old are you?

He's under 30, I assume.

> I recently ran a 10k race in 51:40. Not bad for a guy in his 60's.

I thought you were 40-something.

On 5/11/2024 3:49 PM, Joel wrote:
> Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> wrote:
>
>> I can easily kick the fucking ass of any participant on this
>> group.
>>
>> Furthermore, with one punch, I can hospitalize any and all
>> Microshit advocates.
>>
>> I just completed 2 miles on my treadmill, and I am ready for
>> fucking homicidal action.
>>
>> Here is my workout music:
>>
>> Sacred Love, Bad Brains
>>
>> Rolling Stones, Heartbreaker
>>
>> Rolling Stones, Bitch
>>
>> Siouxie + Banshees, Turn to Stone
>>
>> Smiths, Sweet and Tender Hooligan
>>
>> Smiths, Handsome Devil
>>
>> Fifth Column, Ghost of the Buffalo (one of my ex-wives
>> on vocals)
>>
>> Echo + Bunnymen, Over the Wall
>>
>> 999, Homicide
>>
>> There is a story behind the Bad Brains. I was incarcerated
>> at a max pen for felonious assault and my cell mate was the
>> lead singer thereof. His band was scheduled to record and
>> to make his appearance he used his telephone from the cell
>> to sing on that particular track. The distortion is quite
>> apparent.
>>
>> But I will tolerate no Microshit advocacy. I will annihilate,
>> with a single punch, anyone who dares to criticize GNU/linux.
>>
>> Note:
>>
>> No fucking AI in the world could ever duplicate the pure
>> art of the Rolling Stones "Bitch." Behold the inimitable
>> lyrics:
>>
>> I'm feeling so tired, can't understand it
>> Just had a fortnight's sleep
>> I'm feeling so stuffed, I'm so distracted
>> Ain't touched a thing all week
>> I'm feeling drunk, juiced up and sloppy
>> Ain't touched a drink all night
>> I'm feeling hungry, can't see the reason
>> Just had a horse meat pie
>>
>> GNU/Linux -- for REAL MEN only.
>>
>> Microshit Winblows -- for pale zombies waiting for my
>> final punch.
>
>
> You admit being a liquid-acid baby mind and you post that? You're
> *definitely* going to get cancer in your later life, dude, fast
> approaching. It's unfair, maybe, but the way the game works. You
> chose to cling to your nerd mind, instead of taking the solid food as
> Jesus put it, amphetamines, to build yourself into a worldly god. You
> prefer to just be a pathetic narcissist, thinking you don't need to go
> through the trials, well you were wrong. And you're welcome for me
> ending death, so that your sorry ass won't get the cancer that would
> be coming, if not for my existence.

Joel H. Christ, you are one weird mf.

On Sun, 12 May 2024 00:38:56 -0400, DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote in
<664047d7$0$7171$882e4bbb@reader.netnews.com>:

> On 5/11/2024 3:49 PM, Joel wrote:
>> Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> wrote:

[ Angsty teenager drivel snipped ]

>>
>>
>> You admit being a liquid-acid baby mind and you post that? You're
>> *definitely* going to get cancer in your later life, dude, fast
>> approaching. It's unfair, maybe, but the way the game works. You
>> chose to cling to your nerd mind, instead of taking the solid food as
>> Jesus put it, amphetamines, to build yourself into a worldly god. You
>> prefer to just be a pathetic narcissist, thinking you don't need to go
>> through the trials, well you were wrong. And you're welcome for me
>> ending death, so that your sorry ass won't get the cancer that would be
>> coming, if not for my existence.
>
>
> Joel H. Christ, you are one weird mf.

There's another "Christ" (or antiChrist, perhaps) over in
alt.atheism. He posts as "Michael Christ".

He's a lot crazier than Joel...

--
-v

Le 11-05-2024, chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> a écrit :
> Stéphane CARPENTIER wrote:
>
>>Today on my bike (no motor, nothing except my legs) I just complete
>>226km. It took me a little bit more than 10 hours (I don't include the
>>time I spent eating) it's not fast but unlike your joke, it's real
>>exercise.
>
> That's fairly impressive.

No. It's just a little bit training.

> How old are you?

Fifty, but I do it since decades.

> I recently ran a 10k race in 51:40. Not bad for a guy in his 60's.

It's mostly a matter of training. From what I saw around, it's more at
70 that the age starts to be really important.

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Le 12-05-2024, Tyrone <none@none.none> a écrit :
> On May 11, 2024 at 3:39:01 PM EDT, "Farley Flud" <ff@linux.rocks> wrote:
>
>> I just completed 2 miles on my treadmill, and I am ready for
>> fucking homicidal action.
>
> 2 miles? Are you serious? Is that supposed to be impressive? On a treadmill?
> Indoors?
>
> That's about a 25 minute walk for me. Outside.
>
> Wake us up when you can do 10 miles without throwing up.
>
> So, let's recap. You know nothing about computers. You know less than nothing
> about programming. You can't fix a bicycle. You know nothing about exercise.
> You think Linux "makes you a man".

I really believe he's the only one in the world who is less capable than
me in every subjects. And that's impressive. I mean, everyone I know, I
can do thing he/she can't do. But at the same time he/she can do things
I can't. So, I know nobody who is better or worse than be, I know only
people with different skills. Except for him who looks like really bad
in everything. It can be the reason of his aggressiveness. I have some
friends whose little girl was like him a few years ago. The day she
discovered she could be good in some subjects, she started to be more
confident and nicer.

> Just admit it. You really are a 14 year old girl, aren't you?

No. Some 14 years old girls can do what he can't. Fingers in the nose.
There's nothing related with manhood in his messages (except the word he
put mistakenly).

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Relf wrote:

>You (ChrisV) replied ( to Carpentier ):
>>
>> That's fairly impressive. How old are you?
>
>He's under 30, I assume.

When you ASSume...

>> I recently ran a 10k race in 51:40. Not bad for a guy in his 60's.
>
>I thought you were 40-something.

We've discussed this before, dude. You've forgotten.

--
"Somehow you've managed to convince yourself that it's wrong, immoral
or illegal for a company to make a profit." - Larry "message ID"
Qualig, AKA the trolling fsckwit "Ezekiel"

On Sun, 12 May 2024 01:33:08 +0000, Tyrone wrote:

>
> So, let's recap. You know nothing about computers. You know less than nothing
> about programming. You can't fix a bicycle. You know nothing about exercise.
> You think Linux "makes you a man".
>

A boorish drone with a head full of bone. It must be Tyrone.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

That mutherfucker actually put down my fabulous Bose speakers.

I'll put him down -- with the dogs -- at the pound.

Those speakers are nothing short of fantastic.

More than likely, the superior GNU/Linux alsa drivers bring
out the best in audio -- as does GNU/Linux with ALL hardware.

Only a tone-deaf, brain-dead fool would produce audio on
anything else.

On Sat, 11 May 2024 18:36:40 -0500, chrisv wrote:

>
> I would pay to watch a Fabian/Joel fight.
>

There wouldn't be much to watch. After 2 seconds he'd
be down on the ground waiting for the ambulance.

However, I would not want to be anywhere near that degenerate.
He is obviously riddled with hepatitis and sundry other
viruses. Like all members of his "class" he is a walking
biohazard.

On 11 May 2024 22:29:04 GMT, Stéphane CARPENTIER wrote:

>
> Today on my bike (no motor, nothing except my legs) I just complete
> 226km. It took me a little bit more than 10 hours
>

You arrived back home with lungs full of soot from the auto/truck
exhaust and other pollution.

In my part of town the roads are so bad that after 10 hours I wouldn't
have any bike left. It would have been rattled to pieces (and I have
shocks on my front forks).

>
> (I don't include the
> time I spent eating) it's not fast but unlike your joke, it's real
> exercise.
>

What about the time spent pissing?

In 10 hours the kidneys can produce a lot of piss.

On 5/12/2024 12:44 AM, vallor wrote:
> On Sun, 12 May 2024 00:38:56 -0400, DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote in

>> Joel H. Christ, you are one weird mf.
>
> There's another "Christ" (or antiChrist, perhaps) over in
> alt.atheism. He posts as "Michael Christ".
>
> He's a lot crazier than Joel...

Is he Linux-powered, like Joel 'Jesus' Crump?

Usually you need Linux by your side to perform miracles, as a number of
cola advocates have reminded us thru the years.

On 5/11/2024 6:29 PM, Stéphane CARPENTIER wrote:

> (a few
> years ago during my military service, I ran the cooper, so 3200m, in 12
> minutes).

Two 6-minute miles is a good pace. 6 minutes is my fastest mile, but I
was 19.

> Today on my bike (no motor, nothing except my legs) I just complete
> 226km. It took me a little bit more than 10 hours (I don't include the
> time I spent eating) it's not fast but unlike your joke, it's real
> exercise.

140 miles? That's longer than an average stage in the TDF. Insanity!
Why ride so far?

Note: so your avg pace was a respectable and realistic 14mph. Well,
some years ago here on cola we had a British Linux advocate I named
Super Jim; he was Linux-powered and claimed he covered 220 miles in 8
hours on his mtn bike (which is an avg 27.5mph, nearly twice as fast as
your pace)

That luser got real offended and started shouting when I told him he was
full of shit.

On Sat, 11 May 2024 19:39:01 +0000, Farley Flud wrote:

>
> I just completed 2 miles on my treadmill,
>

I neglected to mention that it's all uphill, i.e. 10 degree
slope.

That's a 10 foot rise for every 100 feet.

Believe you me, THAT makes quite the difference.

On May 12, 2024 at 8:02:23 AM EDT, "Andrzej Matuch" <andrzej@matu.ch> wrote:

> On Sun, 12 May 2024 01:33:08 +0000, Tyrone wrote:
>
>> On May 11, 2024 at 3:39:01 PM EDT, "Farley Flud" <ff@linux.rocks>
> wrote:
>>
>>> I just completed 2 miles on my treadmill, and I am ready for fucking
>>> homicidal action.
>>
>> 2 miles? Are you serious? Is that supposed to be impressive? On a
>> treadmill?
>> Indoors?
>>
>> That's about a 25 minute walk for me. Outside.
>>
>> Wake us up when you can do 10 miles without throwing up.
>>
>> So, let's recap. You know nothing about computers. You know less than
>> nothing about programming. You can't fix a bicycle. You know nothing
>> about exercise. You think Linux "makes you a man".
>>
>> Just admit it. You really are a 14 year old girl, aren't you?
>
> A 14-year-old girl is more emotionally mature than Larry.

Good point.

On 5/11/2024 9:33 PM, Tyrone wrote:
> On May 11, 2024 at 3:39:01 PM EDT, "Farley Flud" <ff@linux.rocks> wrote:
>
>> I just completed 2 miles on my treadmill, and I am ready for
>> fucking homicidal action.
>
> 2 miles? Are you serious? Is that supposed to be impressive? On a treadmill?
> Indoors?
>
> That's about a 25 minute walk for me. Outside.
>
> Wake us up when you can do 10 miles without throwing up.
>
> So, let's recap. You know nothing about computers. You know less than nothing
> about programming. You can't fix a bicycle. You know nothing about exercise.
> You think Linux "makes you a man".
>
> Just admit it. You really are a 14 year old girl, aren't you?

In the creepy world of GuhNoo/Linux, they give 13-year-old girls
presenters slots at Linux conferences because they can play advanced
TuxRacer.

https://web.archive.org/web/20071114022322/http://www.zdnet.com.au/news/business/soa/13-year-old-gets-presenters-slot-at-linux-conf-au/0,139023166,139179560,00.htm

Feeb's a late bloomer.

Le 12-05-2024, Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> a écrit :
> On 11 May 2024 22:29:04 GMT, Stéphane CARPENTIER wrote:
>
>>
>> Today on my bike (no motor, nothing except my legs) I just complete
>> 226km. It took me a little bit more than 10 hours
>>
>
> You arrived back home with lungs full of soot from the auto/truck
> exhaust and other pollution.

Nope.

> In my part of town the roads are so bad that after 10 hours I wouldn't
> have any bike left. It would have been rattled to pieces (and I have
> shocks on my front forks).

I choose where I go, so I avoid roads with lot of trafic. I don't stay
in the city, it's awful, I go in the countryside. It takes me something
like twenty minutes to go out of Paris and another twenty minutes in
Paris to go back home. Most of the time I'm in the countryside.

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Le 12-05-2024, Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> a écrit :
> On Sat, 11 May 2024 19:39:01 +0000, Farley Flud wrote:
>
>>
>> I just completed 2 miles on my treadmill,
>>
>
> I neglected to mention that it's all uphill, i.e. 10 degree
> slope.

I'm still not impressed.

> That's a 10 foot rise for every 100 feet.

Another subject on which you are at loss. You come yourself with them.
Even with your prehistorical units you should know better. I don't know
which definition of a degree you are using, but it's just wrong.

You should learn the basis: 10° != 10%.

> Believe you me, THAT makes quite the difference.

Nope. It's far too short to be impressive.

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