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* How Many Rocks Should You Eat?Lawrence D'Oliveiro
+- Re: How Many Rocks Should You Eat?yeti
+- Re: How Many Rocks Should You Eat?Scott Dorsey
+* Re: How Many Rocks Should You Eat?John McCue
|`- Re: How Many Rocks Should You Eat?Lawrence D'Oliveiro
+* Re: How Many Rocks Should You Eat?Gordinator
|+- Re: How Many Rocks Should You Eat?Lawrence D'Oliveiro
|+- Re: How Many Rocks Should You Eat?Scott Dorsey
|`- Re: How Many Rocks Should You Eat?candycanearter07
`- Re: How Many Rocks Should You Eat?D. Ray

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Subject: How Many Rocks Should You Eat?
From: Lawrence D'Oliv
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From: ldo@nz.invalid (Lawrence D'Oliveiro)
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Google’s AI recommends
<https://www.reddit.com/r/google/comments/1cziil6/a_rock_a_day_keeps_the_doctor_away/>
that you should eat at least one small rock per day. Quote: “rocks are
a vital source of minerals and vitamins that are important for
digestive health”.

Who needs teeth, anyway? Or maybe put them in a rock crusher first?
Bit of concentrated acid to dissolve those minerals? (Wonder what it
will do to the vitamins?) Or make a colloidal suspension in your
favourite smoothie?

Crunch-crunch ...

Subject: Re: How Many Rocks Should You Eat?
From: yeti
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Lawrence D'Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> writes:

> Quote: “rocks are a vital source of minerals and vitamins that are
> important for digestive health”.

Vitamines? Fossilised ones?

> Crunch-crunch ...

!

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Subject: Re: How Many Rocks Should You Eat?
From: Scott Dorsey
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Lawrence D'Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> wrote:
>Google’s AI recommends
><https://www.reddit.com/r/google/comments/1cziil6/a_rock_a_day_keeps_the_doctor_away/>
>that you should eat at least one small rock per day. Quote: “rocks are
>a vital source of minerals and vitamins that are important for
>digestive health”.
>
>Who needs teeth, anyway? Or maybe put them in a rock crusher first?
>Bit of concentrated acid to dissolve those minerals? (Wonder what it
>will do to the vitamins?) Or make a colloidal suspension in your
>favourite smoothie?

The rocks that we do eat regularly, such as salt and alum, turn out to be
bad for us in larger quantities and doctors advise us to cut down.
--scott

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"C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."

Subject: Re: How Many Rocks Should You Eat?
From: John McCue
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Lawrence D'Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> wrote:
> Google?s AI recommends
> <https://www.reddit.com/r/google/comments/1cziil6/a_rock_a_day_keeps_the_doctor_away/>
> that you should eat at least one small rock per day. Quote: ?rocks are
> a vital source of minerals and vitamins that are important for
> digestive health?.

I believe Birds "eat" rocks for digestive reasons,
so why not :)

But if google does send results from their AI, I think it is
time for them to add clear warnings. I also heard google
suggested one glue cheese to pizza to stop it from sliding
off.

<snip>

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- Paraphrasing Star Wars

Subject: Re: How Many Rocks Should You Eat?
From: Lawrence D'Oliv
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Date: Sat, 25 May 2024 22:26 UTC
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Subject: Re: How Many Rocks Should You Eat?
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On Sat, 25 May 2024 18:22:08 -0000 (UTC), John McCue wrote:

> I believe Birds "eat" rocks for digestive reasons,

They swallow them to hold in their crop. They take the place of teeth for
mashing up the food before it goes to the stomach.

Subject: Re: How Many Rocks Should You Eat?
From: Gordinator
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On 25/05/2024 09:03, Lawrence D'Oliveiro wrote:
> Google’s AI recommends
> <https://www.reddit.com/r/google/comments/1cziil6/a_rock_a_day_keeps_the_doctor_away/>
> that you should eat at least one small rock per day. Quote: “rocks are
> a vital source of minerals and vitamins that are important for
> digestive health”.
>
> Who needs teeth, anyway? Or maybe put them in a rock crusher first?
> Bit of concentrated acid to dissolve those minerals? (Wonder what it
> will do to the vitamins?) Or make a colloidal suspension in your
> favourite smoothie?
>
> Crunch-crunch ...

I mean, what do you think our bones are made of?

Subject: Re: How Many Rocks Should You Eat?
From: Lawrence D'Oliv
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Subject: Re: How Many Rocks Should You Eat?
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On Sat, 25 May 2024 23:39:35 +0100, Gordinator wrote:

> I mean, what do you think our bones are made of?

What are you suggesting?

Subject: Re: How Many Rocks Should You Eat?
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In article <HMt4O.60091$Xju1.54307@fx03.ams4>,
Gordinator <gordinator@gordinator.org> wrote:
>On 25/05/2024 09:03, Lawrence D'Oliveiro wrote:
>> Google’s AI recommends
>> <https://www.reddit.com/r/google/comments/1cziil6/a_rock_a_day_keeps_the_doctor_away/>
>> that you should eat at least one small rock per day. Quote: “rocks are
>> a vital source of minerals and vitamins that are important for
>> digestive health”.
>>
>> Who needs teeth, anyway? Or maybe put them in a rock crusher first?
>> Bit of concentrated acid to dissolve those minerals? (Wonder what it
>> will do to the vitamins?) Or make a colloidal suspension in your
>> favourite smoothie?
>>
>> Crunch-crunch ...
>
>I mean, what do you think our bones are made of?

Strontium-90 and associated decay products?
--scott
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Subject: Re: How Many Rocks Should You Eat?
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Gordinator <gordinator@gordinator.org> wrote at 22:39 this Saturday (GMT):
> On 25/05/2024 09:03, Lawrence D'Oliveiro wrote:
>> Google’s AI recommends
>> <https://www.reddit.com/r/google/comments/1cziil6/a_rock_a_day_keeps_the_doctor_away/>
>> that you should eat at least one small rock per day. Quote: “rocks are
>> a vital source of minerals and vitamins that are important for
>> digestive health”.
>>
>> Who needs teeth, anyway? Or maybe put them in a rock crusher first?
>> Bit of concentrated acid to dissolve those minerals? (Wonder what it
>> will do to the vitamins?) Or make a colloidal suspension in your
>> favourite smoothie?
>>
>> Crunch-crunch ...
>
> I mean, what do you think our bones are made of?

They're made of milk, duh ^^
(joke)
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Subject: Re: How Many Rocks Should You Eat?
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Lawrence D'Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> wrote:
> Google’s AI recommends
> <https://www.reddit.com/r/google/comments/1cziil6/a_rock_a_day_keeps_the_doctor_away/>
> that you should eat at least one small rock per day. Quote: “rocks are
> a vital source of minerals and vitamins that are important for
> digestive health”.

It was Onion article originally, AI took it seriously because it was
reprinted in other publications.

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