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Prison Guards Dreading Body Search of Bannon

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)�Panic gripped the nation�s prison guards on
Thursday as they reacted to the prospect of body-searching Steve Bannon.

The thought of interacting with the naked Bannon had many in the guard
community rethinking their careers, insiders confirmed.

�I�ve been living in fear of this day,� Frank Klugian, a veteran correctional
officer, said. �I knew it was bad news the minute I heard Mrs. Alito was
flying her flag upside down again.�

Harland Dorrinson, the warden of the penitentiary that will be receiving
Bannon, said that �every protection� will be provided those carrying out the
procedure, �including, obviously, hazmat suits.�

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Prison Guards Dreading Body Search of TrumpSlave "Fat Dirty Steve" Bannon	Ryan