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Subject: A large man is sitting next to a dwarf in the bus.
From: Ground Goblin
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Date: Fri, 7 Jun 2024 04:52 UTC

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From: 3feet@under.org (Ground Goblin)
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Subject: A large man is sitting next to a dwarf in the bus.
Date: Fri, 7 Jun 2024 04:52:51 -0000 (UTC)
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As the bus breaks for the stop, the dwarf starts sliding off of his seat
and the large man puts his arm out and slides him back on to the seat.

This happens again at the next stop, and the stop after that.

Eventually it is time for the large man to get off the bus, he turns and
says to the dwarf "You had better hold on tight now, because I am
leaving and there won't be anybody to stop you from sliding off the
seat."

The dwarf replies to him "Sliding?! I wasn't sliding, I have been trying
to get off since 15 minutes ago!"

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A large man is sitting next to a dwarf in the bus.	Ground Goblin