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Hartung and "NoBody" are having a beer at the pub when Hartung says, "I think
I'm going to go back to college and finally finish that degree." "NoBody" wishes
him good luck and Hartung leaves to go register and enroll. The advisor helps
him register for classes and then says, "Okay, you're going to be taking math,
English, history and logic." Hartung says, "Logic? What's that? The advisor
says, "Well, let me explain it by example. Do you have a lawnmower?" "Yes,"
Hartung says, "I do have a lawnmower."

The advisor continues, "So if you have a lawnmower, you must have a lawn." "Yes,
I have a lawn," says Hartung.

"And if you have a lawn, you must live in a house." "Yes, I do live in a house."

"If you live in a house, you must have a family." "Yes, I have a family."

"And if you have a family, you must have a wife." "Yes, I have a wife."

"And if you have a wife, you must be attracted to women." "Yes, I am attracted
to women. Wow! You figured all that out just from the fact I have a lawnmower."
"Yes," the advisor says, "that's what logic lets you do."

Hartung goes back to the pub and tells "NoBody" he's going to be taking math,
English, history and logic. "NoBody" says, "What's logic?" Hartung says, "Let me
explain it this way. Do you have a lawnmower?" "No, I don't have a lawnmower,"
replies "NoBody". Hartung thinks for a moment and then says, "So I guess you're
gay, huh?"

Subject: Re: Hartung finally finishing his degree
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On Sun, 2 Jun 2024 12:22:45 -0700, nickname unavailable
<"because_\\shitbag\\_was_taken"@gmail.com> wrote:

>Hartung and "NoBody" are having a beer at the pub when Hartung says, "I think
>I'm going to go back to college and finally finish that degree." "NoBody" wishes
>him good luck and Hartung leaves to go register and enroll. The advisor helps
>him register for classes and then says, "Okay, you're going to be taking math,
>English, history and logic." Hartung says, "Logic? What's that? The advisor
>says, "Well, let me explain it by example. Do you have a lawnmower?" "Yes,"
>Hartung says, "I do have a lawnmower."
>
>The advisor continues, "So if you have a lawnmower, you must have a lawn." "Yes,
>I have a lawn," says Hartung.
>
>"And if you have a lawn, you must live in a house." "Yes, I do live in a house."
>
>"If you live in a house, you must have a family." "Yes, I have a family."
>
>"And if you have a family, you must have a wife." "Yes, I have a wife."
>
>"And if you have a wife, you must be attracted to women." "Yes, I am attracted
>to women. Wow! You figured all that out just from the fact I have a lawnmower."
>"Yes," the advisor says, "that's what logic lets you do."
>
>Hartung goes back to the pub and tells "NoBody" he's going to be taking math,
>English, history and logic. "NoBody" says, "What's logic?" Hartung says, "Let me
>explain it this way. Do you have a lawnmower?" "No, I don't have a lawnmower,"
>replies "NoBody". Hartung thinks for a moment and then says, "So I guess you're
>gay, huh?"

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