A gay couple, Jeremiah and Timothy, are traveling on a plane from Jackson to
Miami. Jeremiah suggests, "What if we got a little adventurous?" Timothy
protests, "Are you crazy? Here, on the plane? It would be awkward. Everyone
would be watching us doing it!" Jeremiah assures him, "No one is even paying
attention to anything. Look:" Jeremiah stands up and calls out loudly, "Could I
have a napkin, please?" No one gives a damn. Everyone around them is either
sleeping, reading or gazing out the window. Even the flight attendants appear
not to hear them, as they also don't give a damn. "They really wouldn't care
then, would they?" says Timothy. So Jeremiah and Timothy make wild love on the
plane.

After the plane lands and the passengers begin to disembark, a flight attendant
sees Pastor Hartung, who has vomited all over his shirt. Even his pants are
soaked in the filth. "Sir," she says, "you should have asked for a bag!" "I
didn't dare," whispers Pastor Hartung. "A few rows ahead of me, I saw a man ask
for a napkin, and he got fucked in the ass."

On 5/21/2024 12:43 PM, Scout wrote:
> A gay couple, Joel Crump and Rudy Canoza, are traveling on a plane
> from Jackson to Miami. Joel Crump suggests, "What if we got a little
> adventurous?" Rudy Canoza protests, "Are you crazy? Here, on the
> plane? It would be awkward. Everyone would be watching us doing it!"
> Joel Crump assures him, "No one is even paying attention to
> anything. Look:" Joel Crump stands up and calls out loudly, "Could I
> have a napkin, please?" No one gives a damn. Everyone around them is
> either sleeping, reading or gazing out the window. Even the flight
> attendants appear not to hear them, as they also don't give a damn.
> "They really wouldn't care then, would they?" says Rudy Canoza. So
> Joel Crump and Rudy Canoza make wild love on the plane.
>
> After the plane lands and the passengers begin to disembark, a flight
> attendant sees Pastor Hartung, who has vomited all over his shirt.
> Even his pants are soaked in the filth. "Sir," she says, "you should
> have asked for a bag!" "I didn't dare," whispers Pastor Hartung. "A
> few rows ahead of me, I saw a man ask for a napkin, and he got fucked
> in the ass."

On 22/05/2024 9:35 am, rodney danglefinger wrote:
> On 5/21/2024 12:43 PM, Scout wrote:
>> A gay couple, Joel Crump and Rudy Canoza, are traveling on a plane
>> from Jackson to Miami. Joel Crump suggests, "What if we got a little
>> adventurous?" Rudy Canoza protests, "Are you crazy? Here, on the
>> plane? It would be awkward. Everyone would be watching us doing it!"
>> Joel Crump assures him, "No one is even paying attention to
>> anything. Look:" Joel Crump stands up and calls out loudly, "Could I
>> have a napkin, please?" No one gives a damn. Everyone around them is
>> either sleeping, reading or gazing out the window. Even the flight
>> attendants appear not to hear them, as they also don't give a damn.
>> "They really wouldn't care then, would they?" says Rudy Canoza. So
>> Joel Crump and Rudy Canoza make wild love on the plane.
>>
>> After the plane lands and the passengers begin to disembark, a flight
>> attendant sees Pastor Hartung, who has vomited all over his shirt.
>> Even his pants are soaked in the filth. "Sir," she says, "you should
>> have asked for a bag!" "I didn't dare," whispers Pastor Hartung. "A
>> few rows ahead of me, I saw a man ask for a napkin, and he got fucked
>> in the ass."

Hahahahahahahahaha...

Michael Christ

--
God is God in all His Being.

Jesus is the everlasting Father, Jesus is God, Jesus is the Lord. John
10:30  I and Father are one. If you can't see that the Lord Jesus is the
everlasting Father you are not born again and can't see the Kingdom of God.

Colossians 2:9 For in him dwelleth all the fulness of the Godhead bodily.

Rom 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were
YET sinners, Christ died for us.

Jeremiah 10:23 O LORD, I know that the way of man is not in himself: it
is not in man that walketh to direct his steps.

Psalms 53:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt
are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.

Proverbs 12:15 The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that
hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.

"To seek your own will is to seek your own glory."

"If God is not first in everything He is not first in anything."

"What makes the bible the truth? The resonance (voice, the Person) of
God. When you find Him you have found the author."

"All men were born sinners. Why? Because all men were born not loving
God with all their heart, soul, and mind. An abomination. Therefore,
sin is not what you do; it is what you are."

"Compromise will condemn you."

"There are no sinners in Christ Jesus."

"My sons are born of Me. In them is no darkness at all."

"You can't learn righteousness. Haven't you had enough time already to
know that?"

"The way of truth is the testimony of life."

"I merely speak the truth, what is revealed to me, and the cards fall
where God intends."

"Nothing that is produced is produced without first being faith."

"You can only find proof of God through faith because that is how we all
live, by faith."

"It is not what you do that matters, it is how you treat Me."

"Keep going forward. Forget about the past. Lift up your head, look
ahead."

"You cannot be free and free indeed with guilt in your heart."

"Priority is everything."

"The truth doesn't need evidence, it is evidence."

"There is no greater possession a man has than his own will, to squander
it or to place it where it truly belongs."

"An atheist is a fool who thinks truth is found in living a lie."

"Saying "prove it" [as a foundation] is merely an ignorant straw man, to
an ignorant straw man."

"Wait, rest, be still, and know."

"No man can wash his own hands!!!"

"I find this in the Christianity religions: 'Nobody's perfect' they say,
and they use that as an excuse not to do what is perfect."

The Atheist: "They don't believe and put their faith in a Creator (the
obvious). So no evidence and proof is to be found!!"

"The world is the way it is because God can't compromise who He is."

"Man is not the centre of being."

"Man is incompatible with the natural world because of his sinful nature."

"And then the Lord said, "I see everything."

"Man has no greater idol than his own will."

"Where is God hiding? He isn't."

"If you don't keep all the scriptures, you can't keep any of them."

"You can't prove anything because everything depends on a person's
willingness to believe."

"Atheists are ultimately trying to be pointlessness, meaninglessness,
and purposelessness in their point, meaning, and purpose."

"The last day of creation will be the last day of time. God is always
full of hope."

"The veil of the temple was rent in twain, not to have a book pass
through it so that a sinner could play God."

"A phylactery does not a heart for God make. Not back then, and not today."

"No one in heaven is better (or higher) than what makes it heaven. Such
is the love of God."

"The definition of an atheist: A man full of bluster and bullshit
pretending he is the meaning of life."

"Free will is not power; it is the choice that I allow; that choice is
still according to my power," says the Lord.

What does a fool do? A fool looks for a "nothing" in a "something" in
order to explain the existence of existence.

"Unless you do all because He is who He is, all your religion is in vain."

"Every man is subject to God; He judges every man, and He is reality.
 What a gift in a fallen world!"

"Love MUST be a choice or it is nothing but a law!"

"Why were all men born sinners? So that God could reveal Himself, so
that we would behold the glory of God, and that we should bring forth
the glory of God"

"God does not and will not arbitrate for any man to love Him! If God
isn't everything to you, He is nothing to you where the rubber meets the
road."

"It is the unforgivable sin not to love God with all your heart, soul,
and mind. What do you have that is lasting? It is not so much being
punished; it is what you are left with."

"Love isn't worth anything without first a free will choice for God to
birth it in a man."

"The point of salvation: desperation. Anything less than that is
self-righteousness."

"A sinner is not a believer in God; a sinner is a believer in sin."

"A piece of dirt is not the promised land; that is only a reflection.
The promised land is knowing Me, says the Lord."

"It is all about God or it is all about idolatry."

"The Lord Jesus is coming soon. He has always come soon."

"There is no revolving door of self-worship in a son of God's life!"

"There is no such thing as random!"

"You can't truly love without it being with all your heart."

"No one can see God without their whole heart. Unless you can see God,
you know nothing."

"You can't learn God, God has to reveal Himself to you."

"No sinner is sinless in any way."

"Only God is life; only the Kingdom of God of His "Nature" is life."

"What you believe is just a leaning on your own understanding; faith is
a leaning on the one you have chosen to trust."

"God uses the "letter" to crucify a man and raise him from the dead."

"Not fearing God is sheer stupidity for sinners."

"Self-righteousness is any exclusion of God in your heart, because any
exclusion reveals that you think more about yourself than what you
really are."

"Atheism: "The claim that life received from itself."

Michael Christ trolled profusely in aus.pol

/Autosnip all home-grown and septic troll inputs/

> Hahahahahahahahaha...

Insane laughter duly noted.
:-P

BTW:

*P* *L* *O* *N* *K*

--
Ördög
Your scary shadow that says *Booo* in the dark

In <v2jb2m$d3$1@toxic.dizum.net> rodney danglefinger wrote:
>
> On 5/21/2024 12:43 PM, Scout wrote:
>> A gay couple, Joel Crump and Rudy Canoza, are traveling on a plane
>> from Jackson to Miami. Joel Crump suggests, "What if we got a little
>> adventurous?" Rudy Canoza protests, "Are you crazy? Here, on the
>> plane? It would be awkward. Everyone would be watching us doing it!"
>> Joel Crump assures him, "No one is even paying attention to
>> anything. Look:" Joel Crump stands up and calls out loudly, "Could I
>> have a napkin, please?" No one gives a damn. Everyone around them is
>> either sleeping, reading or gazing out the window. Even the flight
>> attendants appear not to hear them, as they also don't give a damn.
>> "They really wouldn't care then, would they?" says Rudy Canoza. So
>> Joel Crump and Rudy Canoza make wild love on the plane.
>>
>> After the plane lands and the passengers begin to disembark, a flight
>> attendant sees Pastor Hartung, who has vomited all over his shirt.
>> Even his pants are soaked in the filth. "Sir," she says, "you should
>> have asked for a bag!" "I didn't dare," whispers Pastor Hartung. "A
>> few rows ahead of me, I saw a man ask for a napkin, and he got fucked
>> in the ass."

ROTFLMAO!

On 22/05/2024 10:34 am, Ördög wrote:
> Michael Christ trolled profusely in aus.pol
>
> /Autosnip all home-grown and septic troll inputs/
>
>
>> Hahahahahahahahaha...
>
> Insane laughter duly noted.
> :-P
>
> BTW:
>
>     *P*   *L*   *O*   *N*   *K*

What?? Why fancy typed plonk me?? It was funny??

Oh no, he has denied his glorious self to me. How could anyone survive
and face such a horrendous punishment in life?

To deny me thyself, Flogdog??? This is too much to bear!!!

I, I, I, I'm gonna take a flight to Mississippi.

Michael Christ

--
God is God in all His Being.

Jesus is the everlasting Father, Jesus is God, Jesus is the Lord. John
10:30  I and Father are one. If you can't see that the Lord Jesus is the
everlasting Father you are not born again and can't see the Kingdom of God.

Colossians 2:9 For in him dwelleth all the fulness of the Godhead bodily.

Rom 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were
YET sinners, Christ died for us.

Jeremiah 10:23 O LORD, I know that the way of man is not in himself: it
is not in man that walketh to direct his steps.

Psalms 53:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt
are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.

Proverbs 12:15 The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that
hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.

"To seek your own will is to seek your own glory."

"If God is not first in everything He is not first in anything."

"What makes the bible the truth? The resonance (voice, the Person) of
God. When you find Him you have found the author."

"All men were born sinners. Why? Because all men were born not loving
God with all their heart, soul, and mind. An abomination. Therefore,
sin is not what you do; it is what you are."

"Compromise will condemn you."

"There are no sinners in Christ Jesus."

"My sons are born of Me. In them is no darkness at all."

"You can't learn righteousness. Haven't you had enough time already to
know that?"

"The way of truth is the testimony of life."

"I merely speak the truth, what is revealed to me, and the cards fall
where God intends."

"Nothing that is produced is produced without first being faith."

"You can only find proof of God through faith because that is how we all
live, by faith."

"It is not what you do that matters, it is how you treat Me."

"Keep going forward. Forget about the past. Lift up your head, look
ahead."

"You cannot be free and free indeed with guilt in your heart."

"Priority is everything."

"The truth doesn't need evidence, it is evidence."

"There is no greater possession a man has than his own will, to squander
it or to place it where it truly belongs."

"An atheist is a fool who thinks truth is found in living a lie."

"Saying "prove it" [as a foundation] is merely an ignorant straw man, to
an ignorant straw man."

"Wait, rest, be still, and know."

"No man can wash his own hands!!!"

"I find this in the Christianity religions: 'Nobody's perfect' they say,
and they use that as an excuse not to do what is perfect."

The Atheist: "They don't believe and put their faith in a Creator (the
obvious). So no evidence and proof is to be found!!"

"The world is the way it is because God can't compromise who He is."

"Man is not the centre of being."

"Man is incompatible with the natural world because of his sinful nature."

"And then the Lord said, "I see everything."

"Man has no greater idol than his own will."

"Where is God hiding? He isn't."

"If you don't keep all the scriptures, you can't keep any of them."

"You can't prove anything because everything depends on a person's
willingness to believe."

"Atheists are ultimately trying to be pointlessness, meaninglessness,
and purposelessness in their point, meaning, and purpose."

"The last day of creation will be the last day of time. God is always
full of hope."

"The veil of the temple was rent in twain, not to have a book pass
through it so that a sinner could play God."

"A phylactery does not a heart for God make. Not back then, and not today."

"No one in heaven is better (or higher) than what makes it heaven. Such
is the love of God."

"The definition of an atheist: A man full of bluster and bullshit
pretending he is the meaning of life."

"Free will is not power; it is the choice that I allow; that choice is
still according to my power," says the Lord.

What does a fool do? A fool looks for a "nothing" in a "something" in
order to explain the existence of existence.

"Unless you do all because He is who He is, all your religion is in vain."

"Every man is subject to God; He judges every man, and He is reality.
 What a gift in a fallen world!"

"Love MUST be a choice or it is nothing but a law!"

"Why were all men born sinners? So that God could reveal Himself, so
that we would behold the glory of God, and that we should bring forth
the glory of God"

"God does not and will not arbitrate for any man to love Him! If God
isn't everything to you, He is nothing to you where the rubber meets the
road."

"It is the unforgivable sin not to love God with all your heart, soul,
and mind. What do you have that is lasting? It is not so much being
punished; it is what you are left with."

"Love isn't worth anything without first a free will choice for God to
birth it in a man."

"The point of salvation: desperation. Anything less than that is
self-righteousness."

"A sinner is not a believer in God; a sinner is a believer in sin."

"A piece of dirt is not the promised land; that is only a reflection.
The promised land is knowing Me, says the Lord."

"It is all about God or it is all about idolatry."

"The Lord Jesus is coming soon. He has always come soon."

"There is no revolving door of self-worship in a son of God's life!"

"There is no such thing as random!"

"You can't truly love without it being with all your heart."

"No one can see God without their whole heart. Unless you can see God,
you know nothing."

"You can't learn God, God has to reveal Himself to you."

"No sinner is sinless in any way."

"Only God is life; only the Kingdom of God of His "Nature" is life."

"What you believe is just a leaning on your own understanding; faith is
a leaning on the one you have chosen to trust."

"God uses the "letter" to crucify a man and raise him from the dead."

"Not fearing God is sheer stupidity for sinners."

"Self-righteousness is any exclusion of God in your heart, because any
exclusion reveals that you think more about yourself than what you
really are."

"Atheism: "The claim that life received from itself."

[Default] An incel dwarf typed:

>A gay couple, Jeremiah and Timothy, are traveling on a plane from Jackson to
>Miami. Jeremiah suggests, "What if we got a little adventurous?" Timothy
>protests, "Are you crazy? Here, on the plane? It would be awkward. Everyone
>would be watching us doing it!" Jeremiah assures him, "No one is even paying
>attention to anything. Look:" Jeremiah stands up and calls out loudly, "Could I
>have a napkin, please?" No one gives a damn. Everyone around them is either
>sleeping, reading or gazing out the window. Even the flight attendants appear
>not to hear them, as they also don't give a damn. "They really wouldn't care
>then, would they?" says Timothy. So Jeremiah and Timothy make wild love on the
>plane.
>
>After the plane lands and the passengers begin to disembark, a flight attendant
>sees Pastor Hartung, who has vomited all over his shirt. Even his pants are
>soaked in the filth. "Sir," she says, "you should have asked for a bag!" "I
>didn't dare," whispers Pastor Hartung. "A few rows ahead of me, I saw a man ask
>for a napkin, and he got fucked in the ass."

I've got two big holes and no waiting at the Jolly Kone!

In the Parking Lot of the Jolly Kone
Is where I’ll suck on your hard bone
Fellatio done with your consent
It won’t cost you one red cent
I gobble cock all day for free!
Why, you can even sodomize me!
I’ll make you scream like a banshee
‘Cause cock-sucking is my specialty!
You’ll find me there 'most every night
And don’t you worry- I won’t bite!
Feeling horny? Got lots of stress?
Look for the dwarf that’s wearing a dress!

©2023 Rudy Canoza Cock Sucking Services

0-0 <remailer@domain.invalid> wrote:

>> On 5/21/2024 12:43 PM, Scout did not write:

>>> A gay couple, Joel Crump and Rudy Canoza, are traveling on a plane
>>> from Jackson to Miami. Joel Crump suggests, "What if we got a little
>>> adventurous?" Rudy Canoza protests, "Are you crazy? Here, on the
>>> plane? It would be awkward. Everyone would be watching us doing it!"
>>> Joel Crump assures him, "No one is even paying attention to
>>> anything. Look:" Joel Crump stands up and calls out loudly, "Could I
>>> have a napkin, please?" No one gives a damn. Everyone around them is
>>> either sleeping, reading or gazing out the window. Even the flight
>>> attendants appear not to hear them, as they also don't give a damn.
>>> "They really wouldn't care then, would they?" says Rudy Canoza. So
>>> Joel Crump and Rudy Canoza make wild love on the plane.
>>>
>>> After the plane lands and the passengers begin to disembark, a flight
>>> attendant sees Pastor Hartung, who has vomited all over his shirt.
>>> Even his pants are soaked in the filth. "Sir," she says, "you should
>>> have asked for a bag!" "I didn't dare," whispers Pastor Hartung. "A
>>> few rows ahead of me, I saw a man ask for a napkin, and he got fucked
>>> in the ass."
>
>ROTFLMAO!

You changed the names in his story in the quoting, which is lame, you
should seriously get a life, anonymous retard. It's fiction, anyway,
which is beneath my level, I don't watch TV and movies anymore to
speak of. Just pathetic, imbecile.

--
Joel W. Crump

Amendment XIV
Section 1.

[...] No state shall make or enforce any law which shall
abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the
United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of
life, liberty, or property, without due process of law;
nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal
protection of the laws.

Dobbs rewrites this, it is invalid precedent. States are
liable for denying needed abortions, e.g. TX.

In article <8okr4jh3aeskv304np6kp587gq1clipc3v@Rudy.Canoza.is.a.forging.cocksucking.dwarf.com>, rc.@hendrie.com
Rudy Canoza wrote:
>
> [Default] An incel dwarf typed:
>
> >A gay couple, Jeremiah and Timothy, are traveling on a plane from Jackson to
> >Miami. Jeremiah suggests, "What if we got a little adventurous?" Timothy
> >protests, "Are you crazy? Here, on the plane? It would be awkward. Everyone
> >would be watching us doing it!" Jeremiah assures him, "No one is even paying
> >attention to anything. Look:" Jeremiah stands up and calls out loudly, "Could I
> >have a napkin, please?" No one gives a damn. Everyone around them is either
> >sleeping, reading or gazing out the window. Even the flight attendants appear
> >not to hear them, as they also don't give a damn. "They really wouldn't care
> >then, would they?" says Timothy. So Jeremiah and Timothy make wild love on the
> >plane.
> >
> >After the plane lands and the passengers begin to disembark, a flight attendant
> >sees Pastor Hartung, who has vomited all over his shirt. Even his pants are
> >soaked in the filth. "Sir," she says, "you should have asked for a bag!" "I
> >didn't dare," whispers Pastor Hartung. "A few rows ahead of me, I saw a man ask
> >for a napkin, and he got fucked in the ass."
>
> I've got two big holes and no waiting at the Jolly Kone!
>
> In the Parking Lot of the Jolly Kone
> Is where I?ll suck on your hard bone
> Fellatio done with your consent
> It won?t cost you one red cent
> I gobble cock all day for free!
> Why, you can even sodomize me!
> I?ll make you scream like a banshee
> ?Cause cock-sucking is my specialty!
> You?ll find me there 'most every night
> And don?t you worry- I won?t bite!
> Feeling horny? Got lots of stress?
> Look for the dwarf that?s wearing a dress!
>
> ©2023 Rudy Canoza Cock Sucking Services
>
>
Sing it, tRudy!

Erter Terte <Erter.Terte@qmail.net> wrote:

<snip forgeries>

>Sing it, tRudy!

You are such a pathetic cretin, your whole life revolves around these
lame Usenet trolls. You should kill yourself.

--
Joel W. Crump

Amendment XIV
Section 1.

[...] No state shall make or enforce any law which shall
abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the
United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of
life, liberty, or property, without due process of law;
nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal
protection of the laws.

Dobbs rewrites this, it is invalid precedent. States are
liable for denying needed abortions, e.g. TX.

In article <tp0s4j1q18t00or7d8oud4ho19svamtvst@4ax.com>, joelcrump@gmail.com says...
>
> Erter Terte <Erter.Terte@qmail.net> wrote:
>
> <snip forgeries>
>
> >Sing it, tRudy!
>
>
> You are such a pathetic cretin, your whole life revolves around these
> lame Usenet trolls. You should kill yourself.
>
>
You seem upset, you pillow biting wigger. Do the world a favor and stop taking your
AIDS meds, you sick faggot.

https://postimg.cc/VJCptyyh YIKES!

Michael Christ wrote:

> On 22/05/2024 10:34 am, Ördög wrote:
> > Michael Christ trolled profusely in aus.pol
> >
> > /Autosnip all home-grown and septic troll inputs/
> >
> >
> > > Hahahahahahahahaha...
> >
> > Insane laughter duly noted.
> > :-P
> >
> > BTW:
> >
> >     P   L   O   N   K
>
> What?? Why fancy typed plonk me?? It was funny??
>
> Oh no, he has denied his glorious self to me. How could anyone survive and
> face such a horrendous punishment in life?
>
> To deny me thyself, Flogdog??? This is too much to bear!!!
>
> I, I, I, I'm gonna take a flight to Mississippi.
>
> Michael Christ
-------------------------------------

Awww, hell. Even I had to laugh.

Erter Terte <Erter.Terte@qmail.net> wrote:

>> You are such a pathetic cretin, your whole life revolves around these
>> lame Usenet trolls. You should kill yourself.
>>
>You seem upset, you pillow biting wigger. Do the world a favor and stop taking your
>AIDS meds, you sick faggot.

You're just devolving because you got pwned, loser.

--
Joel W. Crump

Amendment XIV
Section 1.

[...] No state shall make or enforce any law which shall
abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the
United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of
life, liberty, or property, without due process of law;
nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal
protection of the laws.

Dobbs rewrites this, it is invalid precedent. States are
liable for denying needed abortions, e.g. TX.

On 5/22/2024 5:52 AM, Joel wrote:
> 0-0 <remailer@domain.invalid> wrote:
>
>>> On 5/21/2024 12:43 PM, Scout did not write:
>
>>>> A gay couple, Joel Crump and Rudy Canoza, are traveling on a plane
>>>> from Jackson to Miami. Joel Crump suggests, "What if we got a little
>>>> adventurous?" Rudy Canoza protests, "Are you crazy? Here, on the
>>>> plane? It would be awkward. Everyone would be watching us doing it!"
>>>> Joel Crump assures him, "No one is even paying attention to
>>>> anything. Look:" Joel Crump stands up and calls out loudly, "Could I
>>>> have a napkin, please?" No one gives a damn. Everyone around them is
>>>> either sleeping, reading or gazing out the window. Even the flight
>>>> attendants appear not to hear them, as they also don't give a damn.
>>>> "They really wouldn't care then, would they?" says Rudy Canoza. So
>>>> Joel Crump and Rudy Canoza make wild love on the plane.
>>>>
>>>> After the plane lands and the passengers begin to disembark, a flight
>>>> attendant sees Pastor Hartung, who has vomited all over his shirt.
>>>> Even his pants are soaked in the filth. "Sir," she says, "you should
>>>> have asked for a bag!" "I didn't dare," whispers Pastor Hartung. "A
>>>> few rows ahead of me, I saw a man ask for a napkin, and he got fucked
>>>> in the ass."
>>
>> ROTFLMAO!
>
>
> You changed the names in his story in the quoting, which is lame, you
> should seriously get a life, anonymous retard. It's fiction, anyway,
> which is beneath my level, I don't watch TV and movies anymore to
> speak of. Just pathetic, imbecile.

Oh go buy a new dress you weenie wanker. It's funny!

Karmen <karmen@optus.com.au> wrote:
>On 5/22/2024 5:52 AM, Joel wrote:
>> 0-0 <remailer@domain.invalid> wrote:
>>>> On 5/21/2024 12:43 PM, Scout did not write:
>>
>>>>> A gay couple, Joel Crump and Rudy Canoza, are traveling on a plane
>>>>> from Jackson to Miami. Joel Crump suggests, "What if we got a little
>>>>> adventurous?" Rudy Canoza protests, "Are you crazy? Here, on the
>>>>> plane? It would be awkward. Everyone would be watching us doing it!"
>>>>> Joel Crump assures him, "No one is even paying attention to
>>>>> anything. Look:" Joel Crump stands up and calls out loudly, "Could I
>>>>> have a napkin, please?" No one gives a damn. Everyone around them is
>>>>> either sleeping, reading or gazing out the window. Even the flight
>>>>> attendants appear not to hear them, as they also don't give a damn.
>>>>> "They really wouldn't care then, would they?" says Rudy Canoza. So
>>>>> Joel Crump and Rudy Canoza make wild love on the plane.
>>>>>
>>>>> After the plane lands and the passengers begin to disembark, a flight
>>>>> attendant sees Pastor Hartung, who has vomited all over his shirt.
>>>>> Even his pants are soaked in the filth. "Sir," she says, "you should
>>>>> have asked for a bag!" "I didn't dare," whispers Pastor Hartung. "A
>>>>> few rows ahead of me, I saw a man ask for a napkin, and he got fucked
>>>>> in the ass."
>>>
>>> ROTFLMAO!
>>
>> You changed the names in his story in the quoting, which is lame, you
>> should seriously get a life, anonymous retard. It's fiction, anyway,
>> which is beneath my level, I don't watch TV and movies anymore to
>> speak of. Just pathetic, imbecile.
>
>Oh go buy a new dress you weenie wanker. It's funny!

Your appreciation for humor like that, in 2024, tells us a lot about
you.

--
Joel W. Crump

Amendment XIV
Section 1.

[...] No state shall make or enforce any law which shall
abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the
United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of
life, liberty, or property, without due process of law;
nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal
protection of the laws.

Dobbs rewrites this, it is invalid precedent. States are
liable for denying needed abortions, e.g. TX.

On 23/05/2024 1:03 am, Erter Terte wrote:
> In article <tp0s4j1q18t00or7d8oud4ho19svamtvst@4ax.com>, joelcrump@gmail.com says...
>>
>> Erter Terte <Erter.Terte@qmail.net> wrote:
>>
>> <snip forgeries>
>>
>>> Sing it, tRudy!
>>
>>
>> You are such a pathetic cretin, your whole life revolves around these
>> lame Usenet trolls. You should kill yourself.
>>
>>
> You seem upset, you pillow biting wigger. Do the world a favor and stop taking your
> AIDS meds, you sick faggot.
>
> https://postimg.cc/VJCptyyh YIKES!

Hahahaha...and the KY.

Joel seems so open to shopping.

Michael Christ

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Jesus is the everlasting Father, Jesus is God, Jesus is the Lord. John
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everlasting Father you are not born again and can't see the Kingdom of God.

Colossians 2:9 For in him dwelleth all the fulness of the Godhead bodily.

Rom 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were
YET sinners, Christ died for us.

Jeremiah 10:23 O LORD, I know that the way of man is not in himself: it
is not in man that walketh to direct his steps.

Psalms 53:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt
are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.

Proverbs 12:15 The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that
hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.

"To seek your own will is to seek your own glory."

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"I merely speak the truth, what is revealed to me, and the cards fall
where God intends."

"Nothing that is produced is produced without first being faith."

"You can only find proof of God through faith because that is how we all
live, by faith."

"It is not what you do that matters, it is how you treat Me."

"Keep going forward. Forget about the past. Lift up your head, look
ahead."

"You cannot be free and free indeed with guilt in your heart."

"Priority is everything."

"The truth doesn't need evidence, it is evidence."

"There is no greater possession a man has than his own will, to squander
it or to place it where it truly belongs."

"An atheist is a fool who thinks truth is found in living a lie."

"Saying "prove it" [as a foundation] is merely an ignorant straw man, to
an ignorant straw man."

"Wait, rest, be still, and know."

"No man can wash his own hands!!!"

"I find this in the Christianity religions: 'Nobody's perfect' they say,
and they use that as an excuse not to do what is perfect."

The Atheist: "They don't believe and put their faith in a Creator (the
obvious). So no evidence and proof is to be found!!"

"The world is the way it is because God can't compromise who He is."

"Man is not the centre of being."

"Man is incompatible with the natural world because of his sinful nature."

"And then the Lord said, "I see everything."

"Man has no greater idol than his own will."

"Where is God hiding? He isn't."

"If you don't keep all the scriptures, you can't keep any of them."

"You can't prove anything because everything depends on a person's
willingness to believe."

"Atheists are ultimately trying to be pointlessness, meaninglessness,
and purposelessness in their point, meaning, and purpose."

"The last day of creation will be the last day of time. God is always
full of hope."

"The veil of the temple was rent in twain, not to have a book pass
through it so that a sinner could play God."

"A phylactery does not a heart for God make. Not back then, and not today."

"No one in heaven is better (or higher) than what makes it heaven. Such
is the love of God."

"The definition of an atheist: A man full of bluster and bullshit
pretending he is the meaning of life."

"Free will is not power; it is the choice that I allow; that choice is
still according to my power," says the Lord.

What does a fool do? A fool looks for a "nothing" in a "something" in
order to explain the existence of existence.

"Unless you do all because He is who He is, all your religion is in vain."

"Every man is subject to God; He judges every man, and He is reality.
 What a gift in a fallen world!"

"Love MUST be a choice or it is nothing but a law!"

"Why were all men born sinners? So that God could reveal Himself, so
that we would behold the glory of God, and that we should bring forth
the glory of God"

"God does not and will not arbitrate for any man to love Him! If God
isn't everything to you, He is nothing to you where the rubber meets the
road."

"It is the unforgivable sin not to love God with all your heart, soul,
and mind. What do you have that is lasting? It is not so much being
punished; it is what you are left with."

"Love isn't worth anything without first a free will choice for God to
birth it in a man."

"The point of salvation: desperation. Anything less than that is
self-righteousness."

"A sinner is not a believer in God; a sinner is a believer in sin."

"A piece of dirt is not the promised land; that is only a reflection.
The promised land is knowing Me, says the Lord."

"It is all about God or it is all about idolatry."

"The Lord Jesus is coming soon. He has always come soon."

"There is no revolving door of self-worship in a son of God's life!"

"There is no such thing as random!"

"You can't truly love without it being with all your heart."

"No one can see God without their whole heart. Unless you can see God,
you know nothing."

"You can't learn God, God has to reveal Himself to you."

"No sinner is sinless in any way."

"Only God is life; only the Kingdom of God of His "Nature" is life."

"What you believe is just a leaning on your own understanding; faith is
a leaning on the one you have chosen to trust."

"God uses the "letter" to crucify a man and raise him from the dead."

"Not fearing God is sheer stupidity for sinners."

"Self-righteousness is any exclusion of God in your heart, because any
exclusion reveals that you think more about yourself than what you
really are."

"Atheism: "The claim that life received from itself."

Michael Christ <michaelmclean92910@outlook.com> wrote:
>On 23/05/2024 1:03 am, Erter Terte wrote:
>> In article <tp0s4j1q18t00or7d8oud4ho19svamtvst@4ax.com>, joelcrump@gmail.com says...
>>>
>>> You are such a pathetic cretin, your whole life revolves around these
>>> lame Usenet trolls. You should kill yourself.
>>>
>> You seem upset, you pillow biting wigger. Do the world a favor and stop taking your
>> AIDS meds, you sick faggot.
>>
>> https://postimg.cc/VJCptyyh YIKES!
>
>Hahahaha...and the KY.
>
>Joel seems so open to shopping.

I *want* my trans GF to buttfuck me, but she seems pretty clearly not
interested. It's OK, I'm not a pushy person, sexually. We'll have
other acts to indulge in.

--
Joel W. Crump

Amendment XIV
Section 1.

[...] No state shall make or enforce any law which shall
abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the
United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of
life, liberty, or property, without due process of law;
nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal
protection of the laws.

Dobbs rewrites this, it is invalid precedent. States are
liable for denying needed abortions, e.g. TX.

On 5/23/2024 9:46 AM, Joel wrote:
> Michael Christ <michaelmclean92910@outlook.com> wrote:
>> On 23/05/2024 1:03 am, Erter Terte wrote:
>>> In article <tp0s4j1q18t00or7d8oud4ho19svamtvst@4ax.com>, joelcrump@gmail.com says...
>>>>
>>>> You are such a pathetic cretin, your whole life revolves around these
>>>> lame Usenet trolls. You should kill yourself.
>>>>
>>> You seem upset, you pillow biting wigger. Do the world a favor and stop taking your
>>> AIDS meds, you sick faggot.
>>>
>>> https://postimg.cc/VJCptyyh YIKES!
>>
>> Hahahaha...and the KY.
>>
>> Joel seems so open to shopping.
>
>
> I *want* my trans GF to buttfuck me, but she seems pretty clearly not
> interested. It's OK, I'm not a pushy person, sexually. We'll have
> other acts to indulge in.

Don't indulge them on planes for the sake of others. Please!

On 2024-05-23, Joel <joelcrump@gmail.com> wrote:
> Michael Christ <michaelmclean92910@outlook.com> wrote:
>>On 23/05/2024 1:03 am, Erter Terte wrote:
>>> In article <tp0s4j1q18t00or7d8oud4ho19svamtvst@4ax.com>, joelcrump@gmail.com says...
>>>>
>>>> You are such a pathetic cretin, your whole life revolves around these
>>>> lame Usenet trolls. You should kill yourself.
>>>>
>>> You seem upset, you pillow biting wigger. Do the world a favor and stop taking your
>>> AIDS meds, you sick faggot.
>>>
>>> https://postimg.cc/VJCptyyh YIKES!
>>
>>Hahahaha...and the KY.
>>
>>Joel seems so open to shopping.
>
>
> I *want* my trans GF to buttfuck me, but she seems pretty clearly not
> interested. It's OK, I'm not a pushy person, sexually. We'll have
> other acts to indulge in.
>
You have a trans girlfriend with a penis?
It's no wonder she won't screw you.
She wants YOU to screw her.

God this is sick.

--
Charlie Glock
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms"
- Thomas Jefferson 1776

On 2024-05-23, jay <jay@cisco.com> wrote:
> On 5/23/2024 9:46 AM, Joel wrote:
>> Michael Christ <michaelmclean92910@outlook.com> wrote:
>>> On 23/05/2024 1:03 am, Erter Terte wrote:
>>>> In article <tp0s4j1q18t00or7d8oud4ho19svamtvst@4ax.com>, joelcrump@gmail.com says...
>>>>>
>>>>> You are such a pathetic cretin, your whole life revolves around these
>>>>> lame Usenet trolls. You should kill yourself.
>>>>>
>>>> You seem upset, you pillow biting wigger. Do the world a favor and stop taking your
>>>> AIDS meds, you sick faggot.
>>>>
>>>> https://postimg.cc/VJCptyyh YIKES!
>>>
>>> Hahahaha...and the KY.
>>>
>>> Joel seems so open to shopping.
>>
>>
>> I *want* my trans GF to buttfuck me, but she seems pretty clearly not
>> interested. It's OK, I'm not a pushy person, sexually. We'll have
>> other acts to indulge in.
>
> Don't indulge them on planes for the sake of others. Please!
>
Maybe Joel is a member of the 'mile high club' ?

--
Charlie Glock
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms"
- Thomas Jefferson 1776

Charlie Glock <"Charlie Glock"@localhost.com> wrote:

>> I *want* my trans GF to buttfuck me, but she seems pretty clearly not
>> interested. It's OK, I'm not a pushy person, sexually. We'll have
>> other acts to indulge in.
>>
>You have a trans girlfriend with a penis?
>It's no wonder she won't screw you.
>She wants YOU to screw her.
>
>God this is sick.

I would favor us taking turns on each other's asses, but if she just
wants me to fuck her, that's OK. I'm not obsessed with sex.

--
Joel W. Crump

Amendment XIV
Section 1.

[...] No state shall make or enforce any law which shall
abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the
United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of
life, liberty, or property, without due process of law;
nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal
protection of the laws.

Dobbs rewrites this, it is invalid precedent. States are
liable for denying needed abortions, e.g. TX.

On 2024-05-24, Joel <joelcrump@gmail.com> wrote:
> Charlie Glock <"Charlie Glock"@localhost.com> wrote:
>
>>> I *want* my trans GF to buttfuck me, but she seems pretty clearly not
>>> interested. It's OK, I'm not a pushy person, sexually. We'll have
>>> other acts to indulge in.
>>>
>>You have a trans girlfriend with a penis?
>>It's no wonder she won't screw you.
>>She wants YOU to screw her.
>>
>>God this is sick.

> I would favor us taking turns on each other's asses, but if she just
> wants me to fuck her, that's OK. I'm not obsessed with sex.
>

Yuck.
The rectum is an exit not an entrance.
Even when clean it stinks.
Why do you find this sexually exciting?
Why does your GF?
Maybe she should get a trans operation and become what she wants instead of playing both sides?

--
Charlie Glock
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms"
- Thomas Jefferson 1776

Charlie Glock <"Charlie Glock"@localhost.com> wrote:

>>>> I *want* my trans GF to buttfuck me, but she seems pretty clearly not
>>>> interested. It's OK, I'm not a pushy person, sexually. We'll have
>>>> other acts to indulge in.
>>>>
>>>You have a trans girlfriend with a penis?
>>>It's no wonder she won't screw you.
>>>She wants YOU to screw her.
>>>
>>>God this is sick.
>
>> I would favor us taking turns on each other's asses, but if she just
>> wants me to fuck her, that's OK. I'm not obsessed with sex.
>
>Yuck.
>The rectum is an exit not an entrance.
>Even when clean it stinks.
>Why do you find this sexually exciting?
>Why does your GF?
>Maybe she should get a trans operation and become what she wants instead of playing both sides?

You do realize that cisgender women have anal sex, too?

--
Joel W. Crump

Amendment XIV
Section 1.

[...] No state shall make or enforce any law which shall
abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the
United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of
life, liberty, or property, without due process of law;
nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal
protection of the laws.

Dobbs rewrites this, it is invalid precedent. States are
liable for denying needed abortions, e.g. TX.

On 23 May 2024 22:13:49 GMT, Charlie Glock <"Charlie Glock"@localhost.com> wrote:

>On 2024-05-23, Joel <joelcrump@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Michael Christ <michaelmclean92910@outlook.com> wrote:
>>>On 23/05/2024 1:03 am, Erter Terte wrote:
>>>> In article <tp0s4j1q18t00or7d8oud4ho19svamtvst@4ax.com>, joelcrump@gmail.com says...
>>>>>
>>>>> You are such a pathetic cretin, your whole life revolves around these
>>>>> lame Usenet trolls. You should kill yourself.
>>>>>
>>>> You seem upset, you pillow biting wigger. Do the world a favor and stop taking your
>>>> AIDS meds, you sick faggot.
>>>>
>>>> https://postimg.cc/VJCptyyh YIKES!
>>>
>>>Hahahaha...and the KY.
>>>
>>>Joel seems so open to shopping.
>>
>>
>> I *want* my trans GF to buttfuck me, but she seems pretty clearly not
>> interested. It's OK, I'm not a pushy person, sexually. We'll have
>> other acts to indulge in.
>>
>You have a trans girlfriend with a penis?
>It's no wonder she won't screw you.
>She wants YOU to screw her.
>
>God this is sick.

It's more confusing than sick.

Swill
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In article <cdes4jt9r59ujgivl5pv4goeaf0h8v94v4@4ax.com>,
joelcrump@gmail.com says...
>
> Karmen <karmen@optus.com.au> wrote:
> >On 5/22/2024 5:52 AM, Joel wrote:
> >> 0-0 <remailer@domain.invalid> wrote:
> >>>> On 5/21/2024 12:43 PM, Scout did not write:
> >>
> >>>>> A gay couple, Joel Crump and Rudy Canoza, are traveling on a plane
> >>>>> from Jackson to Miami. Joel Crump suggests, "What if we got a little
> >>>>> adventurous?" Rudy Canoza protests, "Are you crazy? Here, on the
> >>>>> plane? It would be awkward. Everyone would be watching us doing it!"
> >>>>> Joel Crump assures him, "No one is even paying attention to
> >>>>> anything. Look:" Joel Crump stands up and calls out loudly, "Could I
> >>>>> have a napkin, please?" No one gives a damn. Everyone around them is
> >>>>> either sleeping, reading or gazing out the window. Even the flight
> >>>>> attendants appear not to hear them, as they also don't give a damn.
> >>>>> "They really wouldn't care then, would they?" says Rudy Canoza. So
> >>>>> Joel Crump and Rudy Canoza make wild love on the plane.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> After the plane lands and the passengers begin to disembark, a flight
> >>>>> attendant sees Pastor Hartung, who has vomited all over his shirt.
> >>>>> Even his pants are soaked in the filth. "Sir," she says, "you should
> >>>>> have asked for a bag!" "I didn't dare," whispers Pastor Hartung. "A
> >>>>> few rows ahead of me, I saw a man ask for a napkin, and he got fucked
> >>>>> in the ass."
> >>>
> >>> ROTFLMAO!
> >>
> >> You changed the names in his story in the quoting, which is lame, you
> >> should seriously get a life, anonymous retard. It's fiction, anyway,
> >> which is beneath my level, I don't watch TV and movies anymore to
> >> speak of. Just pathetic, imbecile.
> >
> >Oh go buy a new dress you weenie wanker. It's funny!
>
>
> Your appreciation for humor like that, in 2024, tells us a lot about
> you.

What is with you and 2024? Who the fuck cares? I grew up back when music
had talent, there was real sugar in soda and riding a bike to the river
was better than any bullshit cell phone.