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Subject: Sucking Santa Claus Dick
From: kleine klauschen
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Date: Tue, 24 Dec 2024 16:39 UTC

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Subject: Sucking Santa Claus Dick
From: klaus.schadenfreude.faggot@xyznail.com (kleine klauschen)
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I have a gay friend that works as a mall Santa. So sucking his dick is
exactly like sucking Santa Claus' dick! Christmas wouldn't be the same
without it.

This year, he gave me a present with instructions to open it tomorrow
morning under the tree. It's shaped like a big butt plug, so my hopes
are up! He's always been thoughtful like that.

--
I'm Klaus Schadenfreude and I suck dick.

Subject: Re: Sucking Santa Claus Dick
From: jojo
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Date: Wed, 25 Dec 2024 01:14 UTC
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kleine klauschen wrote:
> I have a gay friend that works as a mall Santa. So sucking his dick is
> exactly like sucking Santa Claus' dick! Christmas wouldn't be the same
> without it.
>
> This year, he gave me a present with instructions to open it tomorrow
> morning under the tree. It's shaped like a big butt plug, so my hopes
> are up! He's always been thoughtful like that.
>

what does this gay friend do the rest of the year?

Subject	Author
Sucking Santa Claus Dick	kleine klauschen
Re: Sucking Santa Claus Dick	jojo