Some of scooter's illiterate and nonsensical locutions

scooterisms:

"insure" [he means "ensure"; they are *not* synonyms]
"Actually..." [empty padding]
"Further..." [empty padding]
"Naturally, ..." [empty padding]
"And just like that..." [scooter going "nyah-nyah" at an opponent immediately
before fleeing]
"On the contrary..." [scooter childishly disputing, *never* refuting]
"And yet..." [empty padding; scooter adding something irrelevant and pointless]
"Heck..." [empty padding]
"Well..." [empty padding]
"After all..." [empty padding]
"In fact..." [empty padding]
"Indeed..." [empty padding; this is one of "pothole's" favorites, too]
"I acknowledge that..." [something that hasn't happened, so not subject to
acknowledgment]
"So what you're saying..." [what follows is *always* something the opponent
*never* said, i.e. a straw man]
"TRANSLATION:..." [the same as "so what you're saying..." — a straw man]
"Rudy/Baxter/Lee admits..." same as "so what you're saying" and "TRANSLATION:.."
— a straw man]
"Where in the Constitution does it say..." [about shit that wouldn't *be* in the
Constitution anyway]
"it's" [he means the possessive "its"]
"its" [he means the contraction "it's"]
"and" [he means "an"]
"an" [he means "and"]
"where" [he means "were"]
"were" [he means "where"]
"creditability" [he means "credibility"; "creditability" is not a word]

He does these *all the fucking time*

Here is another category of scooterism: larding his bullshit with "wiggle room"
wheeze. This is when scooter clearly and undeniably means "all" or "every" or
"any," without qualification, but he adds some padding to give him an imaginary
out or escape route when his bullshit is called. Examples:

"The second amendment to the constitution of the United States of America
would pretty much render any gun control law you want to be null and void."

scooter, lying on 04/26/2023 at 12:45pm ET

"By and large, I would generally state that virtually all, if not all, gun
control laws currently or recently proposed would be Unconstitutional."

scooter, lying on 04/27/2023 at 2:00pm ET

"Actually the fact that election fraud occurred on a massive scale is pretty
much unquestioned by anyone that has researched the issue."

scooter, lying on 04/16/2024 at 8:06am ET

"pretty much," "generally," "by and large," "virtually all" — scooter means
"all" or "any" or "every" in every instance. This larding with empty wheeze is
an indication of an inferior intellect. Sound thinkers who are good writers just
don't do it.

On every date, Rudy Canoza, forever the mental and physical midget, who was *NEVER* a three sport letterman, like me, and who was *NEVER* a bouncer,
like me, and who was *NEVER* an assistant golf pro, like me, and who was *NEVER* a lifeguard, like me, and who *NEVER* dunked a basketball, like me,
and has *NEVER* laid as many women as me, says...

"That's a *lie*. It and methane *absolutely* are causing global warming, the the(sic) CO2 and methane *are* from human economic activity." - Rudy
Canoza

"Narcissistic cowards who have kill-filed mt(sic)" - Rudy Canoza

When An Involuntarily Retired (Pruned Deadwoo)(sic) - Rudy Canoza

It is a dark moment *entire*(sic) created by... - Rudy Canoza

"This(sic) comments" - Rudy Canoza

Fuck off with you(sic) copypasta. - Rudy Canoza

"Wnenever(sic) Hartung starts off with "So...", e.g. "So what you're saying
is...", what follows is always a straw man, which is a type of lie." - Rudy Canoza

"You already squandered you(sic) one reply." - Rudy Canoza

"You found it somewhere and copypastaed(sic) - Rudy Canaoza

"So, the judge was actually *is*(sic) actually a felon." - Rudy Canaoza

"It choose(sic) you" - Rudy Canaoza

THEN, he fucks up his own fuckup.

"It chooe(sic) you"? - Rudy Canoza

[giggle]

"Adversary and enemy are not synonyms." - Rudy Canoza(sic)

AlleyCat, the narcissist, ,(sic) The Insanely Jealous Narcissist - Rudy Canoza

The vast majority of political violence in the U.S>(sic) is committed by far right-wingnuts. - Rudy Canaoza

"LOL... Ruy(sic) *correctly* points out that "adversary" and "enemy" are not synonyms" - Rudy Canoza

THEN, fucks up again, trying to right his wrong. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"LOL... Ruey(sic) *correctly* points out that "adversary" and "enemy" are not synonyms" - Rudy Canaoza

"Adversary and enemy are not synonyms." - Rudy Canoza

Not a fuck up, per se... just a lie.

Look (sic) Rudy makes me do - Rudy Canaoza

No. The subject line is a a ie(sic). - Professor of Grammar, Rudy "I Fucked Up Again" - Rudy Canoza

"You don't(sic) your ass from your face, shitbag." - Professor of Grammar, Rudy "I Fucked Up Again"" - Rudy Canoza

"Decent People Laught"(sic) - Rudy Canoza

"I have reduce(sic) my assets." - Rudy "Bill Flett" Canoza

"I really have explain(sic) fully why no one died to "preserve our liberty." - Rudy Canoza

"It would if were were(sic) writing in German, which, of course, we aren't." - Rudy "Bill Flett" Canoza

"You didn't even read you(sic) copypasta lie bullshit." - Rudy "Bill Flett" Canoza

"living rent-free in you(sic) diseased imagination." - Rudy Canoza

Yes, *YOU* know where I kicke(sic) your squat-to-piss no-fight faggot ass, you fat fairy. - Rudy Canoza

"No one aksed(sic) you, Google Groups faggot." - Rudy Canoza

"Eric Schild - hysterical histrionical estogen(sic)-oozing squat-to-piss fairy - squealed" - Rudy Canoza

Estogen? What the fuck is Estogen, brainiac?

"That exclude(sic) McEnany and you, and also Trump." - Rudy Canoza

"Oh, that's right: you're(sic) Nazi." - Rudy Canoza

Thursday, October 10, 2019: "Trump has *failed* to delegitimate(sic) the impeachment effort, as the growing public support for it shows." - Rudy
Canoza

Wednesday, August 4, 2020: "As I already explained: *every* word Trump says about the election is part of an attempt to try to delegitimate(sic) it
in advance." - Rudy Canoza

Tuesday, August 3, 2020: "Everything he says about the election is intended to destabilize and delegitimate(sic) it." - Rudy Canoza

Friday, August 7, 2020: "No. Trump's deliberate attempts to delegitimate(sic) the election are well proved." - Rudy Canoza

Funny how he *NEVER* uses that word AFTER I corrected the narcissistic idiot.

"[snip plagiarized bullshit that AlleyPussyBitch has'nt[sic] even read]" - Rudy Canoza - 6/15/21 - Contraction error...funny!

"I have reduce(sic) my assets." - "Bill Flett" - 6/12/21 - More verb tense problems for our uneducated lil guy. - Rudy Canoza

"I really have explain(sic) fully why no one died to 'preserve our liberty.'" - Wednesday is Verb Problem day for Dwarfling, "Rudy Canoza" 6/9/21

"It would if were[sic] were writing in German, which, of course, we aren't." - Rudy Canoza 6/8/21

"You didn't even read you[sic] copypasta lie bullshit." - Rudy Canoza - 6/8/21 - Pronoun problems for The Dwarf

"living rent-free in you[sic] diseased imagination." - "Rudy Canoza" - 2/10/21 - More dwarfish pronoun problems

"The(sic) did not "invade" anything, ratboy." --- "Rudy Canoza" 7/10/21 Article or pronoun? Which is it to be?

"The salient characteristic of right-wingnut shitbags like ratboy"(sic). --- "Rudy Canoza" 7/8/21 No verb, therefore it is not a sentence. Tsk-tsk.

"Fuck off with Delwaware."(sic) - "Rudy Canoza" 7/23/21 The Dwarfling discovers a new state!

"When Nazi sympathizer(sic) like you are exterminated" - "Orni Thopter" 7/23/21 Even Rudy's socks have problems with plurals. - Rudy Canoza

"*(A)ny*(sic) measure the(sic) either outright prevents eligible voters from voting"(sic)(sic)(sic)(sic)(sic)(sic)(sic)(sic)(sic)(sic)(sic)(sic)(sic)
(sic)(sic) - "Rudy Canoza" 7/19/21 More problems with articles...

"She's an excellent judge, and his(sic) criticism of Trump's truly shitty lawyers is spot-on." - "Rudy Canoza" 7/12/21 More gender-shifting? Hahaha.

[Default] AlleyCat <katt@gmail.com> typed:

>
>On every date, Rudy Canoza, forever the mental and physical midget, who was *NEVER* a three sport letterman, like me, and who was *NEVER* a bouncer,
>like me, and who was *NEVER* an assistant golf pro, like me, and who was *NEVER* a lifeguard, like me, and who *NEVER* dunked a basketball, like me,
>and has *NEVER* laid as many women as me, says...
>
>"That's a *lie*. It and methane *absolutely* are causing global warming, the the(sic) CO2 and methane *are* from human economic activity." - Rudy
>Canoza
>
>"Narcissistic cowards who have kill-filed mt(sic)" - Rudy Canoza
>
>When An Involuntarily Retired (Pruned Deadwoo)(sic) - Rudy Canoza
>
>It is a dark moment *entire*(sic) created by... - Rudy Canoza
>
>"This(sic) comments" - Rudy Canoza
>
>Fuck off with you(sic) copypasta. - Rudy Canoza
>
>"Wnenever(sic) Hartung starts off with "So...", e.g. "So what you're saying
>is...", what follows is always a straw man, which is a type of lie." - Rudy Canoza
>
>"You already squandered you(sic) one reply." - Rudy Canoza
>
>"You found it somewhere and copypastaed(sic) - Rudy Canaoza
>
>"So, the judge was actually *is*(sic) actually a felon." - Rudy Canaoza
>
>"It choose(sic) you" - Rudy Canaoza
>
>THEN, he fucks up his own fuckup.
>
>"It chooe(sic) you"? - Rudy Canoza
>
>[giggle]
>
>"Adversary and enemy are not synonyms." - Rudy Canoza(sic)
>
>AlleyCat, the narcissist, ,(sic) The Insanely Jealous Narcissist - Rudy Canoza
>
>The vast majority of political violence in the U.S>(sic) is committed by far right-wingnuts. - Rudy Canaoza
>
>"LOL... Ruy(sic) *correctly* points out that "adversary" and "enemy" are not synonyms" - Rudy Canoza
>
>THEN, fucks up again, trying to right his wrong. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>
>"LOL... Ruey(sic) *correctly* points out that "adversary" and "enemy" are not synonyms" - Rudy Canaoza
>
>"Adversary and enemy are not synonyms." - Rudy Canoza
>
>Not a fuck up, per se... just a lie.
>
>Look (sic) Rudy makes me do - Rudy Canaoza
>
>No. The subject line is a a ie(sic). - Professor of Grammar, Rudy "I Fucked Up Again" - Rudy Canoza
>
>"You don't(sic) your ass from your face, shitbag." - Professor of Grammar, Rudy "I Fucked Up Again"" - Rudy Canoza
>
>"Decent People Laught"(sic) - Rudy Canoza
>
>"I have reduce(sic) my assets." - Rudy "Bill Flett" Canoza
>
>"I really have explain(sic) fully why no one died to "preserve our liberty." - Rudy Canoza
>
>"It would if were were(sic) writing in German, which, of course, we aren't." - Rudy "Bill Flett" Canoza
>
>"You didn't even read you(sic) copypasta lie bullshit." - Rudy "Bill Flett" Canoza
>
>"living rent-free in you(sic) diseased imagination." - Rudy Canoza
>
>Yes, *YOU* know where I kicke(sic) your squat-to-piss no-fight faggot ass, you fat fairy. - Rudy Canoza
>
>"No one aksed(sic) you, Google Groups faggot." - Rudy Canoza
>
>"Eric Schild - hysterical histrionical estogen(sic)-oozing squat-to-piss fairy - squealed" - Rudy Canoza
>
>Estogen? What the fuck is Estogen, brainiac?
>
>"That exclude(sic) McEnany and you, and also Trump." - Rudy Canoza
>
>"Oh, that's right: you're(sic) Nazi." - Rudy Canoza
>
>Thursday, October 10, 2019: "Trump has *failed* to delegitimate(sic) the impeachment effort, as the growing public support for it shows." - Rudy
>Canoza
>
>Wednesday, August 4, 2020: "As I already explained: *every* word Trump says about the election is part of an attempt to try to delegitimate(sic) it
>in advance." - Rudy Canoza
>
>Tuesday, August 3, 2020: "Everything he says about the election is intended to destabilize and delegitimate(sic) it." - Rudy Canoza
>
>Friday, August 7, 2020: "No. Trump's deliberate attempts to delegitimate(sic) the election are well proved." - Rudy Canoza
>
>Funny how he *NEVER* uses that word AFTER I corrected the narcissistic idiot.
>
>"[snip plagiarized bullshit that AlleyPussyBitch has'nt[sic] even read]" - Rudy Canoza - 6/15/21 - Contraction error...funny!
>
>"I have reduce(sic) my assets." - "Bill Flett" - 6/12/21 - More verb tense problems for our uneducated lil guy. - Rudy Canoza
>
>"I really have explain(sic) fully why no one died to 'preserve our liberty.'" - Wednesday is Verb Problem day for Dwarfling, "Rudy Canoza" 6/9/21
>
>"It would if were[sic] were writing in German, which, of course, we aren't." - Rudy Canoza 6/8/21
>
>"You didn't even read you[sic] copypasta lie bullshit." - Rudy Canoza - 6/8/21 - Pronoun problems for The Dwarf
>
>"living rent-free in you[sic] diseased imagination." - "Rudy Canoza" - 2/10/21 - More dwarfish pronoun problems
>
>"The(sic) did not "invade" anything, ratboy." --- "Rudy Canoza" 7/10/21 Article or pronoun? Which is it to be?
>
>"The salient characteristic of right-wingnut shitbags like ratboy"(sic). --- "Rudy Canoza" 7/8/21 No verb, therefore it is not a sentence. Tsk-tsk.
>
>"Fuck off with Delwaware."(sic) - "Rudy Canoza" 7/23/21 The Dwarfling discovers a new state!
>
>"When Nazi sympathizer(sic) like you are exterminated" - "Orni Thopter" 7/23/21 Even Rudy's socks have problems with plurals. - Rudy Canoza
>
>"*(A)ny*(sic) measure the(sic) either outright prevents eligible voters from voting"(sic)(sic)(sic)(sic)(sic)(sic)(sic)(sic)(sic)(sic)(sic)(sic)(sic)
>(sic)(sic) - "Rudy Canoza" 7/19/21 More problems with articles...
>
>"She's an excellent judge, and his(sic) criticism of Trump's truly shitty lawyers is spot-on." - "Rudy Canoza" 7/12/21 More gender-shifting? Hahaha.

BWAH ha ha ha ha hah a ha hah a hah ah a ha hah a!

It's always fun watching "Cunt Flaps" Canoza make a fool of himself.