scooter, the drunken Virginia camper, wrote "were" this morning when "where" was
the right word.

Some of scooter's illiterate and nonsensical locutions

scooterisms:

"Actually..." [empty padding]
"Further..." [empty padding]
"Naturally, ..." [empty padding]
"And just like that..." [scooter going "nyah-nyah" at an opponent immediately
before fleeing]
"On the contrary..." [scooter childishly disputing, *never* refuting]
"And yet..." [empty padding; scooter adding something irrelevant and pointless]
"Heck..." [empty padding]
"Well..." [empty padding]
"After all..." [empty padding]
"In fact..." [empty padding]
"Indeed..." [empty padding]
"I acknowledge that..." [something that hasn't happened, so not subject to
acknowledgment]
"So what you're saying..." [what follows is *always* something the opponent
*never* said, i.e. a straw man]
"TRANSLATION:..." [the same as "so what you're saying..." — a straw man]
"Rudy/Baxter/Lee admits..." same as "so what you're saying" and "TRANSLATION:.."
— a straw man]
"Where in the Constitution does it say..." [about shit that wouldn't *be* in the
Constitution anyway]
"it's" [he means the possessive "its"]
"its" [he means the contraction "it's"]
"and" [he means "an"]
"an" [he means "and"]
"where" [he means "were"]
"were" [he means "where"]
"creditability" [he means "credibility"; "creditability" is not a word]

He does these *all the fucking time*

Here is another category of scooterism: larding his bullshit with "wiggle room"
wheeze. This is when scooter clearly and undeniably means "all" or "every," but
he adds some padding to give him an out or an escape route when his bullshit is
called. Examples:

"The second amendment to the constitution of the United States of America
would pretty much render any gun control law you want to be null and void."

scooter, lying on 04/26/2023 at 12:45pm ET

"By and large, I would generally state that virtually all, if not all, gun
control laws currently or recently proposed would be Unconstitutional."

scooter, lying on 04/27/2023 at 2:00pm ET

"Actually the fact that election fraud occurred on a massive scale is pretty
much unquestioned by anyone that has researched the issue."

scooter, lying on 04/16/2024 at 8:06am ET

"pretty much," "generally," "virtually all" — scooter means "all" or "any" or
"every" in every instance. This larding with empty wheeze is an indication of an
inferior intellect. Sound thinkers who are good writers just don't do it.

[Default] An incel dwarf typed:

>He does these *all the fucking time*

If you're talking about me being on my knees at the Jolly Kone Parking
Lot, you're correct!

If there is a cock to suck
Then Rudy is your guy
He may past retirement age
But still he's pretty spry
He has no trouble getting down
Upon his bony knees
And sucking on your schwanzstucker
With practiced skill and ease
Don't hesitate to get your nut
Into his soft white mouth
'Cuz he's the best no matter where
East, west, north, or south!
So come down to the Jolly Kone
You know he knows the owner!
And let him do his magic
On your incredible stiff boner!

Rudy Cánoza wrote:
> [Default] An incel dwarf typed:
>
>
>> He does these *all the fucking time*
>
> If you're talking about me being on my knees at the Jolly Kone Parking
> Lot, you're correct!
>
>
> If there is a cock to suck
> Then Rudy is your guy
> He may past retirement age
> But still he's pretty spry
> He has no trouble getting down
> Upon his bony knees
> And sucking on your schwanzstucker
> With practiced skill and ease
> Don't hesitate to get your nut
> Into his soft white mouth
> 'Cuz he's the best no matter where
> East, west, north, or south!
> So come down to the Jolly Kone
> You know he knows the owner!
> And let him do his magic
> On your incredible stiff boner!
>
hi rudy