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* Look what I have AlleyPussyBitch doing!Rudy Canoza
+- Re: Look what I have AlleyPussyBitch doing!Skeeter
`- Re: Look what I have AlleyPussyBitch doing!Klaus Schadenfreude

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Subject: Look what I have AlleyPussyBitch doing!
From: Rudy Canoza
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From: rc.@hendrie.con (Rudy Canoza)
Subject: Look what I have AlleyPussyBitch doing!
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The histrionical little narcissist has started copying the content of my posts,
pasting into an online case conversion tool, converting it to all upper case,
then copying and repasting it into his hysterical histrionical reply.

Too fucking funny!

--
I *always* get the better of AlleyPussyBitch, the psycho squat-to-piss
zero-achieving no-fight histrionical faggot narcissist!

Subject: Re: Look what I have AlleyPussyBitch doing!
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In article <Xq8SO.200109$WtV9.146124@fx10.iad>, rc.@hendrie.con says...
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> The histrionical little narcissist has started copying the content of my posts,
> pasting into an online case conversion tool, converting it to all upper case,
> then copying and repasting it into his hysterical histrionical reply.
>
> Too fucking funny!

He made you butthurt though.

Subject: Re: Look what I have AlleyPussyBitch doing!
From: Klaus Schadenfreude
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[Default] Rudy "Cunt Flaps" Canoza <rc.@hendrie.con> typed:

>I must confess to the group my complete domination by AlleyCat.
>
>Whenever AC posts, I must respond at least five times, in hopes that he will notice me.
>I fantasize about him standing over me, a towering figure, whipping my face with
>his penis and then finally flipping me over and sodomizing me, something he
>figuratively does here every time he posts.
>
>And I can't get enough, as you can tell.
>
>I think about admiring him from afar when he was a three-letter athlete....
>
>I imagine starting trouble in a bar, just so he could throw me out with those big, strong arms....
>
>I imagine having enough money to hire him as my personal golf pro, and to have
>him stand behind me and show me how to improve my grip. Those big strong arms......
>
>I imagine seeing him in the life guard stand, all bronzed by the sun, all the girls on the beach
>admiring him, wishing I could get away from my mom and her making me untie her top and apply sunscreen...
>
>I imagine having the courage to walk down town and watching him dunk a basketball over and
>over again while astounded locals watched....
>
>And I imagine his effortless love making with the world's most beautiful women, while
>I'm stuck at home washing my mom's sanitary pads so she can reuse them, licking my fingers, and fantasizing...
>
>Yes, my desire for Alley Cat knows no boundaries, and I need everyone to know how thoughts of him consume me.

That's funny as hell.

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