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Subject: A dwarf woman with no arms or legs is laying on the beach, crying.
From: Ground Goblin
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Date: Mon, 21 Oct 2024 02:38 UTC

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From: 3feet@under.org (Ground Goblin)
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Subject: A dwarf woman with no arms or legs is laying on the beach, crying.
Date: Mon, 21 Oct 2024 02:38:20 -0000 (UTC)
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A tall, handsome man walks up to her and asks why she's so sad.

"I'm 30 years old, and I'm still a virgin, because I have no arms or
legs. Can you help me?" she cries.

"Wow, that's too bad," the guy replies. "What do you want me to do?"

"I just wanna get fucked, one time!" she exclaims.

The guy picks her up gently, and carries her out onto a deserted pier
that is just off the beach. See looks up at him smiling, and suddenly he
chucks her right off the pier into the ocean!

He yells to her as she sinks, "You're fucked now!"

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A dwarf woman with no arms or legs is laying on the beach, crying.	Ground Goblin

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