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Subject: This guy owns a horse farm and gets a call from a friend.
From: Ground Goblin
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Date: Sat, 11 May 2024 18:13 UTC

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From: 3feet@under.org (Ground Goblin)
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Subject: This guy owns a horse farm and gets a call from a friend.
Date: Sat, 11 May 2024 18:13:41 -0000 (UTC)
Organization: Little People of America (LPA)
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"I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse
and I'm sending him over."

The midget arrives and the owner asks him if he wants a male or female
horse.

"A female horth," the midget replies.

So the owner shows him one. "Nith looking horth, can I see her mouf?"

So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse's teeth.

"Nith mouf, can I see her eyeth?"

So the owner picks up the midget and shows him her eyes.

"OK, what about the earsth?" Now the owners is beginning to get a little
pissed, but he picks up the midget one more time and shows him her ears.

"OK, finally, I would like to see her twat." With that the owner loses
all patience, picks up the midget and shoves his head up the horse's
twat, and then pulls him out.

Shaking his wet head, the midget says, "perhapth I should rephrase that.
I would like to thee the horth run.

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This guy owns a horse farm and gets a call from a friend.	Ground Goblin