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o Barack Obama's special abilitiesDavid Dalton

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Subject: Barack Obama's special abilities
From: David Dalton
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Using my special abilities determination ability, I have
determined that Barack Obama has palmistry (palm-reading)
divination ability and crystal ball divination ability, for
determining the best course of action for himself or other.
However he does not have precog ability.

Michelle Obama has no special abilities but of course
her regular abilities are quite strong.

Using my matchmaking ability I determined that
Michelle Obama is straight-type-2-F (woman compatible,
orgasmic up close, only with bims, men attracted to
both genders) and Barack Obama is bim, and
they are locked for life. I don’t know if they want
any special guest or regular bims for a threesome
(or even larger group, as in Kate Bush’s song Lily).

If you want me to do a reading for you, email me your
picture and let me know if you want matchmaking
or special abilities determination or both.

--
David Dalton dalton@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page)
https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)
“Mary walks down to the water’s edge and there she hangs Her
head to find herself faded a shadow of what she once was" (S. McL.)

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