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* Members of Midget Crime Gang Suspected of 55 Break-insBob Probaska
`* Re: Members of Midget Crime Gang Suspected of 55 Break-insThe Constitutional Sheriff
 `- Re: Members of Midget Crime Gang Suspected of 55 Break-insSiri Cruise

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Subject: Members of Midget Crime Gang Suspected of 55 Break-ins
From: Bob Probaska
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From: bobp@outlook.com (Bob Probaska)
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Subject: Members of Midget Crime Gang Suspected of 55 Break-ins
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BOSTON � Three members of the Irish mob midgets, a Boston-based criminal
organization composed of people of short stature, have been arrested this
morning.

Security camera footage show the three suspects during a home break-in in
which the intruders entered the house through the pet door. Authorities
also believe the crime organization could be behind other similar break-
ins in the region.

� They found a criminal use to their small-sized bodies and used them to
break-in through chimneys, pet doors and small open windows � � Officer
Ken Stevens, Boston PD

Although the Irish mob midgets officially describe themselves as a �non-
profit motorcycle enthusiast group for small people of the Boston area�,
several high-profile members of the organization have been arrested in the
past years on charges of drug-trafficking, arson and aggravated assault.

Subject: Re: Members of Midget Crime Gang Suspected of 55 Break-ins
From: The Constitutional S
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From: gim3@gmail.com (The Constitutional Sheriff)
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Subject: Re: Members of Midget Crime Gang Suspected of 55 Break-ins
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>BOSTON - Three members of the Irish mob midgets, a Boston-based criminal
>organization composed of people of short stature, have been arrested this
>morning.
>
>Security camera footage show the three suspects during a home break-in in
>which the intruders entered the house through the pet door. Authorities
>also believe the crime organization could be behind other similar break-
>ins in the region.
>
>" They found a criminal use to their small-sized bodies and used them to
>break-in through chimneys, pet doors and small open windows " - Officer
>Ken Stevens, Boston PD
>
>Although the Irish mob midgets officially describe themselves as a "non-
>profit motorcycle enthusiast group for small people of the Boston area",
>several high-profile members of the organization have been arrested in the
>past years on charges of drug-trafficking, arson and aggravated assault.
>
>

I hate short people. Here's why:

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason to live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people 'round here

Short people are just the same as you and I
A fool such as I
All men are brothers until the day they die
It's a wonderful world

Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody to love

They got little baby legs
They stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars that go, "beep, beep, beep"
They got little voices goin', "peep, peep, peep"
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people 'round here

Subject: Re: Members of Midget Crime Gang Suspected of 55 Break-ins
From: Siri Cruise
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From: chine.bleu@www.yahoo.com (Siri Cruise)
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Subject: Re: Members of Midget Crime Gang Suspected of 55 Break-ins
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The Constitutional Sheriff wrote:
>>
>> BOSTON - Three members of the Irish mob midgets, a Boston-based criminal
>> organization composed of people of short stature, have been arrested this
>> morning.
>>
>> Security camera footage show the three suspects during a home break-in in
>> which the intruders entered the house through the pet door. Authorities
>> also believe the crime organization could be behind other similar break-
>> ins in the region.
>>
>> " They found a criminal use to their small-sized bodies and used them to
>> break-in through chimneys, pet doors and small open windows " - Officer
>> Ken Stevens, Boston PD
>>
>> Although the Irish mob midgets officially describe themselves as a "non-
>> profit motorcycle enthusiast group for small people of the Boston area",
>> several high-profile members of the organization have been arrested in the
>> past years on charges of drug-trafficking, arson and aggravated assault.
>>
>>
>
> I hate short people. Here's why:
>
> Short people got no reason
> Short people got no reason
> Short people got no reason to live
>
> They got little hands
> Little eyes
> They walk around tellin' great big lies
> They got little noses
> And tiny little teeth
> They wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet
>
> Well, I don't want no short people
> Don't want no short people
> Don't want no short people 'round here
>
> Short people are just the same as you and I
> A fool such as I
> All men are brothers until the day they die
> It's a wonderful world
>
> Short people got nobody
> Short people got nobody
> Short people got nobody to love
>
> They got little baby legs
> They stand so low
> You got to pick 'em up
> Just to say hello
> They got little cars that go, "beep, beep, beep"
> They got little voices goin', "peep, peep, peep"
> They got grubby little fingers
> And dirty little minds
> They're gonna get you every time
>
> Well, I don't want no short people
> Don't want no short people
> Don't want no short people 'round here
>
>

And I'm short too.

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