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Subject: A midget woman goes to the doctor, and says,
From: Ground Goblin
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Date: Sat, 27 Jul 2024 02:52 UTC

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From: 3feet@under.org (Ground Goblin)
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Subject: A midget woman goes to the doctor, and says,
Date: Sat, 27 Jul 2024 02:52:04 -0000 (UTC)
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"doctor ive got a itchy fanny"... doctor lifts up her skirt, gets some
sissors and goes snip snip, he says, "Is that better,... The midget
says, "A bit better , but its still itchy doctor"... So the doctor lifts
her skirt up again, snip snip snip snip, "Is that better" the doctor
says, "Yes" the midget replies, "fantastic what did you do doctor"...?
The doctor replies, "I cut the fur off the top of ur ugg boots"...

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A midget woman goes to the doctor, and says,	Ground Goblin