Some of scooter's illiterate and nonsensical locutions

scooterisms:

"Actually..." [empty padding]
"Further..." [empty padding]
"Naturally, ..." [empty padding]
"And just like that..." [scooter going "nyah-nyah" at an opponent immediately
before fleeing]
"On the contrary..." [scooter childishly disputing, *never* refuting]
"And yet..." [empty padding; scooter adding something irrelevant and pointless]
"Heck..." [empty padding]
"Well..." [empty padding]
"After all..." [empty padding]
"In fact..." [empty padding]
"Indeed..." [empty padding]
"I acknowledge that..." [something that hasn't happened, so not subject to
acknowledgment]
"So what you're saying..." [what follows is *always* something the opponent
*never* said, i.e. a straw man]
"TRANSLATION:..." [the same as "so what you're saying..." — a straw man]
"Rudy/Baxter/Lee admits..." same as "so what you're saying" and "TRANSLATION:.."
— a straw man]
"Where in the Constitution does it say..." [about shit that wouldn't *be* in the
Constitution anyway]
"it's" [he means the possessive "its"]
"its" [he means the contraction "it's"]
"where" [he means "were"]
"were" [he means "where"]
"creditability" [he means "credibility"; "creditability" is not a word]

He does these *all the fucking time*

Here is another category of scooterism: larding his bullshit with "wiggle room"
wheeze. This is when scooter clearly and undeniably means "all" or "every," but
he adds some padding to give him an "out" when his bullshit is called. Examples:

"The second amendment to the constitution of the United States of America
would pretty much render any gun control law you want to be null and void."

scooter, lying on 04/26/2023 at 12:45pm ET

"By and large, I would generally state that virtually all, if not all, gun
control laws currently or recently proposed would be Unconstitutional."

scooter, lying on 04/27/2023 at 2:00pm ET

"Actually the fact that election fraud occurred on a massive scale is pretty
much unquestioned by anyone that has researched the issue."

scooter, lying on 04/16/2024 at 8:06am ET

"pretty much," "generally," "virtually all" — scooter means "all" or "any" or
"every" in every instance. This larding with empty wheeze is an indication of an
inferior intellect. Sound thinkers who are good writers just don't do it.

In article <6uymO.3481$U%Md.2374@fx34.iad>, bondrock@ifx.net says...
>
> Some of scooter's illiterate and nonsensical locutions
>
> scooterisms:
>
> "Actually..." [empty padding]
> "Further..." [empty padding]
> "Naturally, ..." [empty padding]
> "And just like that..." [scooter going "nyah-nyah" at an opponent immediately
> before fleeing]
> "On the contrary..." [scooter childishly disputing, *never* refuting]
> "And yet..." [empty padding; scooter adding something irrelevant and pointless]
> "Heck..." [empty padding]
> "Well..." [empty padding]
> "After all..." [empty padding]
> "In fact..." [empty padding]
> "Indeed..." [empty padding]
> "I acknowledge that..." [something that hasn't happened, so not subject to
> acknowledgment]
> "So what you're saying..." [what follows is *always* something the opponent
> *never* said, i.e. a straw man]
> "TRANSLATION:..." [the same as "so what you're saying..." ? a straw man]
> "Rudy/Baxter/Lee admits..." same as "so what you're saying" and "TRANSLATION:.."
> ? a straw man]
> "Where in the Constitution does it say..." [about shit that wouldn't *be* in the
> Constitution anyway]
> "it's" [he means the possessive "its"]
> "its" [he means the contraction "it's"]
> "where" [he means "were"]
> "were" [he means "where"]
> "creditability" [he means "credibility"; "creditability" is not a word]
>
> He does these *all the fucking time*
>
> Here is another category of scooterism: larding his bullshit with "wiggle room"
> wheeze. This is when scooter clearly and undeniably means "all" or "every," but
> he adds some padding to give him an "out" when his bullshit is called. Examples:
>
> "The second amendment to the constitution of the United States of America
> would pretty much render any gun control law you want to be null and void."
>
> scooter, lying on 04/26/2023 at 12:45pm ET
>
>
> "By and large, I would generally state that virtually all, if not all, gun
> control laws currently or recently proposed would be Unconstitutional."
>
> scooter, lying on 04/27/2023 at 2:00pm ET
>
>
> "Actually the fact that election fraud occurred on a massive scale is pretty
> much unquestioned by anyone that has researched the issue."
>
> scooter, lying on 04/16/2024 at 8:06am ET
>
> "pretty much," "generally," "virtually all" ? scooter means "all" or "any" or
> "every" in every instance. This larding with empty wheeze is an indication of an
> inferior intellect. Sound thinkers who are good writers just don't do it.

Rudyism

I already have. (this means rudy is lying and has no proof)

--

BITCH! YOU MISSED!

On 7/19/2024 12:44 PM, Alan Bond wrote:
> good writers just don't do it.

Do what?

Make public death threats on Trump like you have:

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If trying to steal an election is an "official act", assassinating the
asshole who did it
should be too.

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.... but the stupid bitch missed.

Swill

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Oh poor me I got shot at ...

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Cheer up, maybe someone else will try.

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> No. I am a patriotic American who wants the country and its people to
thrive. Getting rid of Trump permanently
> is an important step to getting there.

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That constitutes a DEATH THREAT against a former President, Rudey:

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/871
18 U.S. Code § 871 - Threats against President and successors to the
Presidency
U.S. Code
Notes
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(a)Whoever knowingly and willfully deposits for conveyance in the mail
or for a delivery from any post office or by any letter carrier any
letter, paper, writing, print, missive, or document containing any
threat to take the life of, to kidnap, or to inflict bodily harm upon
the President of the United States, the President-elect, the Vice
President or other officer next in the order of succession to the office
of President of the United States, or the Vice President-elect, or
knowingly and willfully otherwise makes any such threat against the
President, President-elect, Vice President or other officer next in the
order of succession to the office of President, or Vice President-elect,
shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years,
or both.
(b)The terms “President-elect” and “Vice President-elect” as used in
this section shall mean such persons as are the apparent successful
candidates for the offices of President and Vice President,
respectively, as ascertained from the results of the general elections
held to determine the electors of President and Vice President in
accordance with title 3, United States Code, sections 1 and 2. The
phrase “other officer next in the order of succession to the office of
President” as used in this section shall mean the person next in the
order of succession to act as President in accordance with title 3,
United States Code, sections 19 and 20.
(June 25, 1948, ch. 645, 62 Stat. 740; June 1, 1955, ch. 115, § 1, 69
Stat. 80; Pub. L. 87–829, § 1, Oct. 15, 1962, 76 Stat. 956; Pub. L.
97–297, § 2, Oct. 12, 1982, 96 Stat. 1318; Pub. L. 103–322, title
XXXIII, § 330016(1)(H), Sept. 13, 1994, 108 Stat. 2147.)

Convair wrote:

> On 7/19/2024 12:44 PM, Alan Bond wrote:
> > good writers just don't do it.
>
> Do what?
>
>

Are you still licking shit, Cameron?

https://tinyurl.com/yc3252j2

On 7/19/2024 2:47 PM, Ted wrote:
> Convair wrote:
>
>> On 7/19/2024 12:44 PM, Alan Bond wrote:
>>> good writers just don't do it.
>>
>> Do what?
>>
>>
>
>
>
> Are you still licking shit, Cameron?
>
> https://tinyurl.com/yc3252j2

Are you still forging regularly, pissbum?

Convair wrote:
> On 7/19/2024 2:47 PM, Ted wrote:
>> Convair wrote:
>>
>>> On 7/19/2024 12:44 PM, Alan Bond wrote:
>>>> good writers just don't do it.
>>>
>>> Do what?
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Are you still licking shit, Cameron?
>>
>> https://tinyurl.com/yc3252j2
>
> Are you still forging regularly, pissbum?
>
why not , you are and here's the gerk once again

% wrote:

> Convair wrote:
> > On 7/19/2024 2:47 PM, Ted wrote:
> > > Convair wrote:
> > >
> > > > On 7/19/2024 12:44 PM, Alan Bond wrote:
> > > > > good writers just don't do it.
> > > >
> > > > Do what?
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Are you still licking shit, Cameron?
> > >
> > > https://tinyurl.com/yc3252j2

> >
> > Are you still forging regularly, pissbum?
> >

> why not , you are and here's the gerk once again

Calling us "pissbum", one of his favorite words. LOL.

Ted wrote:
> % wrote:
>
>> Convair wrote:
>>> On 7/19/2024 2:47 PM, Ted wrote:
>>>> Convair wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 7/19/2024 12:44 PM, Alan Bond wrote:
>>>>>> good writers just don't do it.
>>>>>
>>>>> Do what?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Are you still licking shit, Cameron?
>>>>
>>>> https://tinyurl.com/yc3252j2
>
>>>
>>> Are you still forging regularly, pissbum?
>>>
>
>> why not , you are and here's the gerk once again
>
>
> Calling us "pissbum", one of his favorite words. LOL.
>
but i'm gerk obsessed so my vote doesn't count

Ted wrote:
> Convair wrote:
>
>> On 7/19/2024 12:44 PM, Alan Bond wrote:
>>> good writers just don't do it.
>>
>> Do what?
>>
>>
>
>
>
> Are you still licking shit, Cameron?
>
> https://tinyurl.com/yc3252j2
>
>
He's all shits and no giggles.

Casa de Masa wrote:
> Ted wrote:
>> Convair wrote:
>>
>>> On 7/19/2024 12:44 PM, Alan Bond wrote:
>>>> good writers just don't do it.
>>>
>>> Do what?
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Are you still licking shit, Cameron?
>>
>> https://tinyurl.com/yc3252j2
>>
> >
> He's all shits and no giggles.

all of you shut your face

% wrote:
> Casa de Masa wrote:
>> Ted wrote:
>>> Convair wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 7/19/2024 12:44 PM, Alan Bond wrote:
>>>>> good writers just don't do it.
>>>>
>>>> Do what?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Are you still licking shit, Cameron?
>>>
>>> https://tinyurl.com/yc3252j2
>>>
>>  >
>> He's all shits and no giggles.
>
> all of you shut your face
>
>

http://tinyurl.com/peescent

% wrote:

> Ted wrote:
> > % wrote:
> >
> > > Convair wrote:
> > > > On 7/19/2024 2:47 PM, Ted wrote:
> > > > > Convair wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > On 7/19/2024 12:44 PM, Alan Bond wrote:
> > > > > > > good writers just don't do it.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Do what?
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Are you still licking shit, Cameron?
> > > > >
> > > > > https://tinyurl.com/yc3252j2
> >
> > > >
> > > > Are you still forging regularly, pissbum?
> > > >
> >
> > > why not , you are and here's the gerk once again
> >
> >
> > Calling us "pissbum", one of his favorite words. LOL.
> >

> but i'm gerk obsessed so my vote doesn't count

LOL. You provide a service. We need to be aware of the gerks.

Casa de Masa wrote:

> Ted wrote:
> > Convair wrote:
> >
> > > On 7/19/2024 12:44 PM, Alan Bond wrote:
> > > > good writers just don't do it.
> > >
> > > Do what?
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
> >
> > Are you still licking shit, Cameron?
> >
> > https://tinyurl.com/yc3252j2
> >
> >

> He's all shits and no giggles.

LOL!