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Subject: The Difference Between Beer And Jesus
From: Mitchell Holman
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Date: Tue, 7 May 2024 01:35 UTC

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The Difference Between Beer and Jesus:

(10) They don't force beer on minors
too young to think for themselves;

(9) Beer doesn't tell you how or
with whom to have sex;

(8) No one will kill you for not
drinking Beer;

(7) Beer has never caused a major war;

(6) Nobody's ever been hung, burned
at the stake, or tortured for choosing
the wrong brand of Beer

(5) When you have a Beer, you don't
go knocking on other people's doors
trying to give it away;

(4) There are laws saying Beer labels
can't lie to you;

(3) If you've devoted your life to Beer,
there are groups who will help you stop;

(2) You can prove you have a Beer;

(1) You don't have to wait 2,000 years
for a second Beer.

Kenneth S. Saladin
Dept. of Biology
Georgia College

Subject	Author
The Difference Between Beer And Jesus	Mitchell Holman