Texas Man, 60, Cops To Placing Store Antiques Inside His Rear End

A kilt-wearing Texas man today pleaded guilty to taking merchandise from
antique stores and shoving the items up his rectum before returning them to
display shelves.

Mitchell Vest, 60, copped to criminal mischief in connection with vile
incidents earlier this year at shops in Spring, a Houston suburb.

As part of a plea deal, the 6�6�, 250-pound Vest was sentenced in Harris
County Criminal Court to 12 months probation. Since Vest is a first-time
offender, if he successfully completes the probationary term, the misdemeanor
conviction could be wiped from his record.

According to police, Vest visited one store and placed a makeup brush and a
�Restoration Hardware piece� in his anus before placing them �back on the
shelf for display.�

The owner of a second business, �The Curiosity Shop� told cops that Vest took
an antique bottle opener and a �Tobacco Tent Can� and �placed them into his
anus under his green skirt/kilt, then returned the items to the shelf.�

In both instances, the soiled merchandise--valued at a combined $204--had to
be thrown away �due to feces on them,� investigators reported.

Since his arrest, Vest--seen in action in the surveillance photo at top--has
been free on $100 bond. Described as retired in court filings, Vest and his
wife own a $600,000 home in The Woodlands, a Houston suburb.

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