A 640-lbs man and his 450-lbs wife had a rather unusual accident last
night as the floor of their apartment collapsed during a particularly
intense sexual intercourse, causing the couple to fall three stories
lower.

Michael Davis and Theresa Walker from Liverpool were having sex in their
bedroom on the third floor of an apartment building when the structure
collapsed.

The couple and their bed fell through three floors before bursting through
a wall and ending up in a laundry room in the basement of the building.

Emergency services were rapidly called on the site and they were able to
extract the unlucky lovers from their uncomfortable position.

Miraculously, the couple suffered only light injuries and no other
residents of the building were injured as almost half of the 250-year old
building collapsed.

Tom Watson, another resident of the building, claims the accident was
predictable and could have been avoided.

�This couple had very loud sex a few times a week and the entire structure
would shake every time. The walls cracked and the light flickered. This is
an old building, it clearly wasn�t built to endure this kind of stress!�
Mr. Watson says the landlord was aware of the situation but did nothing to
correct it.

�He said the fact that they were overweight didn�t justify their expulsion
and he offered to build an additional support beam in my living room. Even
if the rent is cheap, most of the other tenants had already left because
the situation was unbearable�

Indeed, the two apartments below the couple have been unoccupied for
months, a fact that explains the absence of casualties.

Mr. Watson, another resident of the building, says the collapse was
unavoidable.

Tom Watson, who also resided in the building before the accident, says the
collapse could have been avoided.

The Liverpool City Police has opened an investigation and some forensic
engineers have been called to the site to determine the exact cause of the
collapse.

Depending on the conclusions of the investigation, the landlord could
possibly face criminal accusations of criminal negligence causing physical
harm.

On Fri, 21 Jun 2024 21:23:41 -0000 (UTC), Bob Probaska <bobp@outlook.com>
wrote:

>A 640-lbs man and his 450-lbs wife had a rather unusual accident last
>night as the floor of their apartment collapsed during a particularly
>intense sexual intercourse, causing the couple to fall three stories
>lower.

If there is no video this didn't happen! Come on! There has to be a video
for p0rnhub!

;-)

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As long as we have faith in each other,
and trust in God, then there is no goal,
at all, beyond our reach. There is no
dream too large, no task too great.

On 6/21/2024 4:23 PM, Bob Probaska wrote:
> A 640-lbs man and his 450-lbs wife had a rather unusual accident last
> night as the floor of their apartment collapsed during a particularly
> intense sexual intercourse, causing the couple to fall three stories
> lower.
>
> Michael Davis and Theresa Walker from Liverpool were having sex in their
> bedroom on the third floor of an apartment building when the structure
> collapsed.
>
> The couple and their bed fell through three floors before bursting through
> a wall and ending up in a laundry room in the basement of the building.
>
> Emergency services were rapidly called on the site and they were able to
> extract the unlucky lovers from their uncomfortable position.
>
> Miraculously, the couple suffered only light injuries and no other
> residents of the building were injured as almost half of the 250-year old
> building collapsed.
>
> Tom Watson, another resident of the building, claims the accident was
> predictable and could have been avoided.
>
> “This couple had very loud sex a few times a week and the entire structure
> would shake every time. The walls cracked and the light flickered. This is
> an old building, it clearly wasn’t built to endure this kind of stress!”
> Mr. Watson says the landlord was aware of the situation but did nothing to
> correct it.
>
> “He said the fact that they were overweight didn’t justify their expulsion
> and he offered to build an additional support beam in my living room. Even
> if the rent is cheap, most of the other tenants had already left because
> the situation was unbearable”
>
> Indeed, the two apartments below the couple have been unoccupied for
> months, a fact that explains the absence of casualties.
>
> Mr. Watson, another resident of the building, says the collapse was
> unavoidable.
>
> Tom Watson, who also resided in the building before the accident, says the
> collapse could have been avoided.
>
> The Liverpool City Police has opened an investigation and some forensic
> engineers have been called to the site to determine the exact cause of the
> collapse.
>
> Depending on the conclusions of the investigation, the landlord could
> possibly face criminal accusations of criminal negligence causing physical
> harm.

This story may be fake:

https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2018/10/fake-news-obese-couple-makes-three-story-fall-after-floor-collapses-during-sex.html

Dawn

On Fri, 21 Jun 2024 18:00:50 -0500, Dawn Flood <Dawn.Belle.Flood@gmail.com> wrote:

>On 6/21/2024 4:23 PM, Bob Probaska wrote:
>> A 640-lbs man and his 450-lbs wife had a rather unusual accident last
>> night as the floor of their apartment collapsed during a particularly
>> intense sexual intercourse, causing the couple to fall three stories
>> lower.
>>
>> Michael Davis and Theresa Walker from Liverpool were having sex in their
>> bedroom on the third floor of an apartment building when the structure
>> collapsed.
>>
>> The couple and their bed fell through three floors before bursting through
>> a wall and ending up in a laundry room in the basement of the building.
>>
>> Emergency services were rapidly called on the site and they were able to
>> extract the unlucky lovers from their uncomfortable position.
>>
>> Miraculously, the couple suffered only light injuries and no other
>> residents of the building were injured as almost half of the 250-year old
>> building collapsed.
>>
>> Tom Watson, another resident of the building, claims the accident was
>> predictable and could have been avoided.
>>
>> “This couple had very loud sex a few times a week and the entire structure
>> would shake every time. The walls cracked and the light flickered. This is
>> an old building, it clearly wasn’t built to endure this kind of stress!”
>> Mr. Watson says the landlord was aware of the situation but did nothing to
>> correct it.
>>
>> “He said the fact that they were overweight didn’t justify their expulsion
>> and he offered to build an additional support beam in my living room. Even
>> if the rent is cheap, most of the other tenants had already left because
>> the situation was unbearable”
>>
>> Indeed, the two apartments below the couple have been unoccupied for
>> months, a fact that explains the absence of casualties.
>>
>> Mr. Watson, another resident of the building, says the collapse was
>> unavoidable.
>>
>> Tom Watson, who also resided in the building before the accident, says the
>> collapse could have been avoided.
>>
>> The Liverpool City Police has opened an investigation and some forensic
>> engineers have been called to the site to determine the exact cause of the
>> collapse.
>>
>> Depending on the conclusions of the investigation, the landlord could
>> possibly face criminal accusations of criminal negligence causing physical
>> harm.
>
>
>This story may be fake:
>
>https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2018/10/fake-news-obese-couple-makes-three-story-fall-after-floor-collapses-during-sex.html

It was first "reported" by World News Daily.

'Nuff said.

Swill

On 6/22/2024 4:42 PM, Governor Swill wrote:
> 'Nuff said.
Where'd your Sleazynews account go, little man Ball?