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Subject: Re: AND I'M NOT GOING TO SHARE
From: Checkmate
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate.

On Thu, 8 Jun 2023 19:45:12 +0100, Sn!pe had the audacity to say the
following:

>
> Checkmate <moderator@jelly.time> <oo.dave.keeting@ass.worm> wrote:
>
> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > Checkmate.
> >
> > On Thu, 8 Jun 2023 12:05:31 -0600, Skeeter had the audacity to say the
> > following:
> >
> >
> > >
> > > In article <roqdndeanaL6ih_5nZ2dnZfqn_YAAAAA@giganews.com>, pursent100
> > > @gmail.com says...
> > > >
> > > > .
> > > >
> > > > what i just read someplace else
> > >
> > > No one want to read your stuff.
> >
> > "Those who read these words of wit..."
>
> Here I sit, broken hearted,
> Came to shit but only farted.

"There once was a man from Nantucket,
who shit in an old rusty bucket.
He got stuck in that pail,
an embarrassing tale...
'twas only a fart that unstuck it!"

A Checky (tm) original, from my upcoming book "Nantucket Revisited".

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Subject: Re: AND I'M NOT GOING TO SHARE
From: pandora
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On Wed, 14 Jun 2023 21:51:19 -0700, Checkmate <moderator@jelly.time>
wrote:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate.
>
> On Thu, 8 Jun 2023 19:45:12 +0100, Sn!pe had the audacity to say the
> following:
>
>
>
>> Checkmate <moderator@jelly.time> <oo.dave.keeting@ass.worm> wrote:
>>
>> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
>> > by Checkmate.
>> >
>> > On Thu, 8 Jun 2023 12:05:31 -0600, Skeeter had the audacity to say
>> > the following:
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > > In article <roqdndeanaL6ih_5nZ2dnZfqn_YAAAAA@giganews.com>,
>> > > pursent100 @gmail.com says...
>> > > >
>> > > > .
>> > > >
>> > > > what i just read someplace else
>> > >
>> > > No one want to read your stuff.
>> >
>> > "Those who read these words of wit..."
>>
>> Here I sit, broken hearted,
>> Came to shit but only farted.
>
> "There once was a man from Nantucket,
> who shit in an old rusty bucket.
> He got stuck in that pail,
> an embarrassing tale...
> 'twas only a fart that unstuck it!"
>
> A Checky (tm) original, from my upcoming book "Nantucket Revisited".

You go......

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