Tony wrote:
> Nomen Nescio wrote:
>> everbody going as far back as Homo Erectus
>>
>
> I've always hated almost everyone as far back as I can remember.

All the boys hate me because I wear glasses and still walk around with
the girls. Your father was a possum and your mother was a rabid
raccoon. I find that the payoffs of revenge are far too arcane for the
bleeding hearts to understand. Don't pollute your relationship, they
say! What relationship, I say! My girlfriend was sitting on my bed
when Nick gets on his phone and tells her when and where I masturbated
that morning. People can't talk about me that way. Especially when I'm
right fucking here. This is it, I figured it out. It's my final
masterpiece. Revenge is a dish best served cold. You can't take revenge
on Nick when he has surprised you with that bullshit. You're still a
softie for him and wounded. Your shit is going to fail. Wait until
relations have chilled a bit before going about carving his flesh off
with a sharpened ice cream scoop. Your cool attitude towards him will
help notch that arrow.

That shit about the matter getting cold because it will hurt more with
the surprise is horseshit. You saw how gay it was that waiting 20 yrs
to take revenge is no way to treat yourself right. You've got to nail
it within a year at most and then move on. Maybe you see that perfect
opening to stab Nick in the back. You can wait until the next
opportunity because some surprise is good, but being two-faced for
twenty years so you can spoil his cocaine party with 50 yr old grannies
and when you are getting ready to tear his stomach out with your bare
hands, he will look into your eyes and say, "I knew it all along, Brutus."

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