An argument about an order for chips led both Antoine Sims and
the workers at a Kennesaw, Georgia, McDonald's to ring 911. Sims
told responding officers that, since the French fries he'd ordered
'are lukewarm but they're not hot', he had requested a new set. The
staff described his request as consisting of threatening and
cursing, and they asked that Sims, 24, be banned from the premises and
given a criminal-trespass warning. The requisite database search
yielded an alert that Sims was wanted for murder. After the ensuing
brief chase and stun-gun discharge, perhaps he regretted having asked
the police to show up.

Antoine Sims = Noisiest man <- He should have kept his mouth shut
Antoine Sims = Most asinine
Antoine Sims = Simian notes

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