I'll start with a rather obvious and throwaway anagram.
Thinking about this recent hero of Anna's News Clippings makes my head
hurt. In other words,
Brian Pare = Brain rape!

The background:
Fact-checking is good, isn't it? On this principle, Canada's Brian
Pare, 30, decided to test officials' claims that climate-change-linked
dry conditions have produced an especially severe fire season in
Quebec. Believing that the government had set numerous forest fires
itself, he hypothesised that the land isn't really that dry.
Therefore, he set 14 fires, expecting them not to spread. They did,
prompting several evacuation orders.
Thanks in part to a tracking device attached to his vehicle after
he'd been found near one of the fires and 'demonstrated a certain
interest in fires', he was arrested and has admitted his guilt.

Second is this piece of work:
Florida anger-management counsellor Travis McBride's search for local
homeless man Clinton Dorsey led him to a Deland woman's home, where,
livid, he claimed that Dorsey had set out a jarful of glass to harm
nearby dogs. A few hours later, the woman reported having witnessed
McBride find his quarry - and shoot him. Authorities recovered the
corpse held in the boot of the 46-year-old therapist's hatchback, and
his employees at Starting Point Mental Health will cover his duties
while he is being held in jail.

Travis Michael McBride = Mild, I bitch & rave & scream
Travis Michael McBride ~ raved "Blame _him_, critics!"

Finally, I can tell nearly this entire story via anagrams:
The parents of a Wisconsin boy were displeased with the attention he'd
received from his teacher, who had given him a Glock for his 13th
birthday. Sifting through his mobile phone's message history while he
was asleep, they discovered that the teacher, 35-year-old Tyesha
Bolden, had also sent him a picture of her bare chest and professions
of unconditional love. Once detectives entered the picture, Bolden
told school supervisors that she'd let the boy stay at her home, later
admitting that sex was included.
She stated also that she had called an end to the illicit relations
by refusing to supply a second handgun alongside the cash the boy had
requested. She nonetheless faces the prospect of 40+ years in prison.

Tyesha Bolden
~ leads boy, then...
~ A bed? Honestly?
~ "Yeah, let's bond!"
~ Nest held a boy.
~ Teen + lady = bosh!
~ Hone bad style
~ loads, then "Bye!"
~ Ban (yes, he told
~ also, by the end).
~ Last bed, honey!

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