Welcome to another batch of Anna's News Clippings people anagrammed...
(As usual, the story synopsis comes first)

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At speeds of up to 160 km/hour, Arkansas's Christopher Gaylor
flouted multiple stop lights and red lights on his motorbike, which
had no obvious number plates. A police chase ensued, which did not
end when the 38-year-old abandoned his bike and tried to flee on foot.
It ended only when a state trooper fired a stun gun at the fleeing
biker after warning him to stop and lie down. Gaylor was engulfed in
a fireball, thanks to the four litres of petrol in his rucksack.
He is due to face various (new and outstanding) charges when/if he
recovers.

Christopher Gaylor = Ghastly epic horror!
Christopher Gaylor = Spoiler: cry "ARGH! Hot!"
Christopher Gaylor = Pyro-Clothiers?
Christopher Gaylor = Light-a-psycho error

When the Beech Grove, Indiana, police responded to reports of a young
person roaming a block of flats with a handgun, one resident explained:
'My son opened the door, and the little boy upstairs is standing there
with a firearm.' Asked whether the gun may have had an orange tip,
denoting a replica or toy, the neighbour expanded 'no, no [...]
looked like a large .45', adding 'I sell guns'. The child's father,
45-year-old Shane E. Osborne, reassured them, however, that there were
no weapons on the premises and that he'd been sleeping off a cold all
day. Then, someone next door produced CCTV footage of the nappy-clad
four-year-old waving a firearm around at a landing and even pulling
its trigger, whereupon Osborne clarified that he didn't know the boy
had left the flat and that the weapon must be his cousin's. Officers
recovered the firearm, which was loaded but had an empty chamber, and
Osborne is charged with neglect of a dependant.
See http://theanna.org/clip/images/powpow.png

An SOB? Here's one: Shane E. Osborne
Also, Shane Osborne = Sheer BS, a no-no
And, in a more typically USian sense of the word,
Shane E. Osborne = Boner season, eh?

The food-service director of an Illinois school has been accused of
continuing to order food while the pandemic precluded in-person
learning. Over 19 months, 66-year-old Vera Liddell, an 11-year
veteran with the school district, placed hundreds of unauthorised
orders for food items, among them more than 11,000 cases of chicken
wings, which she collected in one of the district's vans.
Her actions came to light when a mid-year audit revealed the school
to be more than $300,000 over its annual budget. Another discrepancy
discovered is that the district does not serve chicken wings to its
students, 'as they contain bones'.
Liddell faces charges of felonious continuing enterprise-level
financial crimes and theft exceeding $1,000,000.

It might be safe to assume that Vera Liddell serves everything up
with a /drivel ladle/.

Having decided to prevent a court-ordered eviction in Longmeadow,
Massachusetts, Rorie Woods towed a trailer to the property while
officers were waiting for its resident to return. She then started
shaking the bee hives within, according to Sheriff Nick Cocchi. Her
alleged actions escalated to donning a beekeeper's suit, then rolling
a hive to the house's front door and opening it. Some officers taking
shelter in the house were stung, as were anti-eviction protesters. A
sheriff's report quotes Woods, 55, as saying 'Oh, you're allergic?
Good' to a deputy after her eventual arrest.
She has pleaded not guilty to all eight 'dangerous weapon' charges.
Cocchi said that she is lucky they don't include manslaughter: the
sheriff's-office photographer required hospitalisation but is
recovering.

Rorie Woods So, weirdo or...?

Finally, an argument about an order for chips led both Antoine Sims and
the workers at a Kennesaw, Georgia, McDonald's to ring 911. Sims
told responding officers that, since the French fries he'd ordered
'are lukewarm but they're not hot', he had requested a new set. The
staff described his request as consisting of threatening and
cursing, and they asked that Sims, 24, be banned from the premises and
given a criminal-trespass warning. The requisite database search
yielded an alert that Sims was wanted for murder. After the ensuing
brief chase and stun-gun discharge, perhaps he regretted having asked
the police to show up.

Antoine Sims = Noisiest man <- He should have kept his mouth shut
Antoine Sims = Most asinine
Antoine Sims = Simian notes

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