Though normally keeping to himself, Dominican Republic resident Marc
eren Claude Biart decided to share his knowledge with the world: the
former chef posted Italian-cooking tutorials to YouTube. To shield
his identity from mass consumption, he hid his face. His failure to
conceal 'distinctive body tattoos', however, provided a breakthrough
for Italian authorities, who had ordered his arrest back in 2014 for
international cocaine trafficking. Biart is now among the defendants
in the 'Ndrangheta mafia trial, whose names took more than three hours
to be read out in court.

Marc Feren Claude Biart = a fumbler incarcerated

Italy's Salvatore Scumace is a 66-year-old man employed as a civil
servant in Calabria, Italy. Since 2005, when he was hired to work at
the fire-emergency operations centre of the Pugliese Ciaccio hospital,
he has taken home about 538,000 euros in pay without setting foot
on the premises even once.
The police report that Scumace allegedly threatened a manager who
planned to report his chronic absenteeism, while her successor and the
human-resources department never noticed his absence. Six managers
are under scrutiny in connection with the case, and Scumace is being
investigated for fraud, extortion, and abuse of office.

Salvatore Scumace, in southern Italy =
A truant's choice violates many rules
or
Man's truancy violates the rules. Ciao!

Upon finding her son's severed head in a bucket in the basement, a
Green Bay, Wisconsin, woman contacted the police and pointed them
toward the woman who had been down there with him earlier. That
woman, Taylor Denise Schabusiness, explained that she'd become carried
away after the victim put a chain around his neck during sex: she
enjoyed choking him too much to stop, even when he started to cough up
blood. Schabusiness, 24, told the police that, after 2-3 hours of sex
with the corpse, she dismembered it with kitchen knives. She added
that detectives were going to have fun trying to find all of the
organs but that, because drugs had made her lazy and paranoid, her
plan to remove the limbs from the premises was limited to a foot or
leg. She even forgot to take the victim's head with her.

Taylor Schabusiness = Constabulary hisses!

Two inmates at the all-female prison in Clifton, New Jersey,
have 'fallen pregnant' after consensual sex with transgender prisoners
there. Fellow inmates, variously claiming to have witnessed this
activity and faced harassment from some transgender prisoners, have
expressed discomfort with the state policy that since last year has
permitted pre-surgery individuals to be housed alongside
others of their preferred gender.
The Department of Corrections is investigating, according to
spokesman Dan Sperrazza, and has the right to adjust the housing
situation for the 800-plus prisoners at the Edna Mahan Correctional
Facility, including its 27 transgender inmates who identify as female.

the Edna Mahan Correctional Facility =
Hot imitation lady, hence carnal farce

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