Cult of the B Movie

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Hi there !
Do you want to rent a
classical gore masterpiece ?
Although you look more like one of those perverted hentai guys...
We got only REAL tentacle monsters!
Or do you want to join our secret cult?
Void what?
I got human aVOIDance syndrome
- others call me mental.
Meowhisshisshiss!

Behind the walls of video tapes seems to be somekind of dojo....
The cult leader glares at you with his hypnotic eyes.....
You suddenly get the urge to rent a tape... how weird!