Are you tired of the modern fucked up commercialized internet?

You don ´t like Instagratification, facegrind
or totally psychotic flipflop users and just want to X  ´em out?

Then its time to throw your mobile into the dumpster and connect back to the
pre internet era with your trusty old landline.

Check out the Dead Carrier bulletin board system.

Enjoy email before the invention of actual email, brutal online multiplayer games in realtime,
stunning ansi and ascii artwork, newsgroup reading and the best of it all:
really cool people.

Give us a call!

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